Okay, what's this one? Ah yes. This is an executive order to reopen the Trump thread, as of tomorrow. Tomorrow, the Trump thread is open. Got to get along.
Next? This is to stop Kevin Bacon making any more TV commercials...
Last night protests erupted in London's Whitehall and New York's Times Square against the ban on 'unwelcome' political commentators instigated by Sir Miles.
In a statement issued by the website, a spokesperson said: 'For too long now, unsuspecting AJB'ers have been unable to go about their business on the Izabella thread without the fear of being subject to alien intervention from political activists. From now on, there will be a strict vetting procedure on all pictures coming into this thread. God bless AJB."
With regards to the sudden and unexpected nature of the announcement, Sir Miles Tweeted, using the TOFL (T*ts Out For The Lads) handle, last night: 'Had to be sudden. A lot of rude pictures would head onto the thread with political add ons if we gave any notice.'
Last night there was uproar as all manner of raunchy photos found their entrance onto the Izabella thread thwarted, with many turned away. A picture of Marilyn Monroe Tweeted: 'I have been on this thread many times before, but only now because of my association with JFK is this an issue.'
A lewd picture of the porn star and glamour model Teresa May also found itself detained. 'I am pretty hot stuff actually!' it Tweeted. 'This is an outrage, there is no reason for me not to be on this thread!' An AJB spokesperson stated: 'This is clearly a reference to her namesake the Prime Minister, and simply an opportunity to pass comment on her recent visit and upcoming Trump state visit.'
('But we'll let that thru anyway...')
Likewise, a picture of Carrie Fisher failed to make it through, provoking uproar. 'The appropriate place for such pictures is in the Tributes section. We feel this was only included because of her resemblance to the recently sacked Attorney General Sally Yates. We have to be vigilant at times like this.'
Last night it was reported that a picture of Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway had been cuffed, hooded and taken to the newly extended section of Guantanano Bay. Protest at this incident however has been strangely muted across the board.
We promise to keep you posted on these developments.
Look at this, Mods! This is Emma Stone. Isn't she pretty? Look at her eyes. Her beautiful, big eyes. Look deep into heer eyeeees. Deeeep into Emma Stone's eyes. Deeply. You are no longer afraid of political threads. Look into her eeeeeyyyys. Emma wants you to allow political threads.
When you click away from this thread you will no longer remember this post, but you will feel a strong urge to let people discuss politics and news on a dedicated thread.
Are you suggesting there are homosexual men in the fashion industry?
Now I like him much less. A beautiful woman like Lara Stone should be married to a man who fully appreciates how lucky he is and not just pretends on a photo. Now I'll post another photo of Lara just because I want to:
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Well it's about time I took my mantle back as most despised Mod
You really are a worthy sucessor to Lavrenti Beria
Flattery will get you nowhere...but don't stop trying...while you can
Okay, what's this one? Ah yes. This is an executive order to reopen the Trump thread, as of tomorrow. Tomorrow, the Trump thread is open. Got to get along.
Next? This is to stop Kevin Bacon making any more TV commercials...
Roger Moore 1927-2017
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
Last night protests erupted in London's Whitehall and New York's Times Square against the ban on 'unwelcome' political commentators instigated by Sir Miles.
In a statement issued by the website, a spokesperson said: 'For too long now, unsuspecting AJB'ers have been unable to go about their business on the Izabella thread without the fear of being subject to alien intervention from political activists. From now on, there will be a strict vetting procedure on all pictures coming into this thread. God bless AJB."
With regards to the sudden and unexpected nature of the announcement, Sir Miles Tweeted, using the TOFL (T*ts Out For The Lads) handle, last night: 'Had to be sudden. A lot of rude pictures would head onto the thread with political add ons if we gave any notice.'
Last night there was uproar as all manner of raunchy photos found their entrance onto the Izabella thread thwarted, with many turned away. A picture of Marilyn Monroe Tweeted: 'I have been on this thread many times before, but only now because of my association with JFK is this an issue.'
A lewd picture of the porn star and glamour model Teresa May also found itself detained. 'I am pretty hot stuff actually!' it Tweeted. 'This is an outrage, there is no reason for me not to be on this thread!' An AJB spokesperson stated: 'This is clearly a reference to her namesake the Prime Minister, and simply an opportunity to pass comment on her recent visit and upcoming Trump state visit.'
('But we'll let that thru anyway...')
Likewise, a picture of Carrie Fisher failed to make it through, provoking uproar. 'The appropriate place for such pictures is in the Tributes section. We feel this was only included because of her resemblance to the recently sacked Attorney General Sally Yates. We have to be vigilant at times like this.'
Last night it was reported that a picture of Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway had been cuffed, hooded and taken to the newly extended section of Guantanano Bay. Protest at this incident however has been strangely muted across the board.
We promise to keep you posted on these developments.
Roger Moore 1927-2017
Bond: Pierce Brosnan Villain: Hugo Drax Girl: Pam Bouvier
Bond: Pierce Brosnan Villain: Hugo Drax Girl: Pam Bouvier
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
Kelly Brook
I think she's doing a bit of car maintenance in the lower one.
Two Bond girls in Lesbian romp !
She was excellent in The American as the villainess.
How very interesting
I'll have to catch that one - out of my love of literature, of cource!
When you click away from this thread you will no longer remember this post, but you will feel a strong urge to let people discuss politics and news on a dedicated thread.
Now I like him much less. A beautiful woman like Lara Stone should be married to a man who fully appreciates how lucky he is and not just pretends on a photo. Now I'll post another photo of Lara just because I want to: