Ah well, if I have to explain the joke it probably wasn't that good in the first place.... {:)
I don`t know if it`s the joke or me (probably the latter), but it completely escapes me. Let`s blame it on the fact that english isn`t my first language. Works for both of us. 8-)
Okay, you said she put a smile on your face for hours, therefore I pretended to mistakenly infer this meant she bent down to give you a blow-job while in the queue.
If you have any problems, contact Loefleholtz, he usually knows where I'm coming from (and heads in the opposite direction... )
Okay, you said she put a smile on your face for hours, therefore I pretended to mistakenly infer this meant she bent down to give you a blow-job while in the queue.
If you have any problems, contact Loefleholtz, he usually knows where I'm coming from (and heads in the opposite direction... )
You have a very dirty mind, sir, and I commend you for it.
What the #*&% is going on with all this verbiage? This is Izabella Stuff, the forum dedicated to pulchritude! Let's get back on topic. To whit, one of my favorite TV shows is Community, and one of my reasons is because of Alison Brie, who plays Annie. She is just gosh-darned cute, and there's a little bit o' sexy in her too. . .
Okay, you said she put a smile on your face for hours, therefore I pretended to mistakenly infer this meant she bent down to give you a blow-job while in the queue.
If you have any problems, contact Loefleholtz*, he usually knows where I'm coming from (and heads in the opposite direction... )
B-)
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"I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
"Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
It's always wise to stay away from political topics on AJB, because they usually turn nasty and divisive. Here's something that all sides can perhaps agree upon. If Americans elected the president based on which candidate has the hottest daughters, then I'd have to say John Huntsman would win in a landslide!
That's Liddy, Addy, and Mary Anne. . .but I'm not sure which is which!
Seriously, If you want to see Photos of 13 and 14 year old girls I believe there are some Web
sites which might appeal to you. ) Try dropping Paul Gadd an email for advice.
or Am I being a Napoleon Puerile.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
It's all very well, TP, but I'm at work! Do you expect me to get the sack?
"You are sensitive, Mister Bond..."
Hopefully, I will have better luck enquiring of Lady Rose... Or maybe not. Anyway, so it's alright to ogle daughters of Presidential candidates then? Let me know when you're running for office, TP...
Anyway, I was only joking, not really expecting you to upload pics of your brood...
EDIT: Oh, yeah page 100! Hmmm, okay, will sort out some conventional, legal filth...
Talking of which, the phrase 'What goes on in the office, stays in the office' is never one I've been able to run past Human Resources with any success...
I neither posted or Commented on the photo of the Presidental hopefuls Daughters.
And if their Father wants to put them out there for publicity, then that's His Problem.
You have a Unique sence of Humor NP, ( Obviously I'm on a different wavelength )
I don't want to get into yet another argument with you, I think one of my first posts
Lead to an argument over the newspaper heading "Live and let's get someone else to sing it "
Although Later I did send a PM apologizing for my "Bitching". (argument over Comedians )
So to save any Misunderstandings in future, I'm not going to reply to your posts,
(I'll read them of course as some are very funny.)
Please take this in the spirit I'm writting.
It's not in malice or bad temper.
I simply don't get your sence of Humor and probably jump to the wrong conclusions .So It's more My
Problem, So if I don't reply hopefully I'll avoid these slip ups.
The funny this is that from your posts I tend to agree with nearly all your observations.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Every now and then I take to Google to find out the identity of someone I see in a commercial. In this case, I had to find out who plays the piece of dirt in a Swiffer sweeper commercial. The answer: Briana Lane.
Yep, I'd say that's one dirty girl. . .
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Time to start posting random hot chicks. Not sure of names, but here's another Random Hot Chick:
and a few more:
Some people would complain even if you hang them with a new rope
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I don`t know if it`s the joke or me (probably the latter), but it completely escapes me. Let`s blame it on the fact that english isn`t my first language. Works for both of us. 8-)
Okay, you said she put a smile on your face for hours, therefore I pretended to mistakenly infer this meant she bent down to give you a blow-job while in the queue.
If you have any problems, contact Loefleholtz, he usually knows where I'm coming from (and heads in the opposite direction...
Roger Moore 1927-2017
You have a very dirty mind, sir, and I commend you for it.
Roger Moore 1927-2017
She's lovely. :x
Roger Moore 1927-2017
Take 2: Phoar!!!
Roger Moore 1927-2017
Phoar indeed !!
Even better when wielding the whip ;% :x
B-)
"I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
"Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
That's Liddy, Addy, and Mary Anne. . .but I'm not sure which is which!
Roger Moore 1927-2017
"Nonsense, old man!"
Roger Moore 1927-2017
sites which might appeal to you.
or Am I being a Napoleon Puerile.
@merseytart
"You are sensitive, Mister Bond..."
Hopefully, I will have better luck enquiring of Lady Rose...
Anyway, I was only joking, not really expecting you to upload pics of your brood...
EDIT: Oh, yeah page 100! Hmmm, okay, will sort out some conventional, legal filth...
Roger Moore 1927-2017
Roger Moore 1927-2017
And if their Father wants to put them out there for publicity, then that's His Problem.
You have a Unique sence of Humor NP, ( Obviously I'm on a different wavelength )
I don't want to get into yet another argument with you, I think one of my first posts
Lead to an argument over the newspaper heading "Live and let's get someone else to sing it "
Although Later I did send a PM apologizing for my "Bitching". (argument over Comedians )
So to save any Misunderstandings in future, I'm not going to reply to your posts,
(I'll read them of course as some are very funny.)
Please take this in the spirit I'm writting.
It's not in malice or bad temper.
I simply don't get your sence of Humor and probably jump to the wrong conclusions .So It's more My
Problem, So if I don't reply hopefully I'll avoid these slip ups.
The funny this is that from your posts I tend to agree with nearly all your observations.
Anyway, it's rare I have to scour the internet for pictures of saucepots in order to cast myself in a better light...
Roger Moore 1927-2017
and one more:
Right you are sir. Here's a stunner.
Fake.
In Heaven you get real ones.
As penance I recommend going to see Carey Mulligan in 'Shame.' :x
I'd post a picture but they all turn out small for some reason.
Yep, I'd say that's one dirty girl. . .
and a few more:
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