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  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Posted this in the wrong forum

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/5033574/007-submarine-car-found-in-lock-up-is-set-to-fetch-650k-at-auction.html

    Bond's lotus esprit from TSWLM to fetch 650,000 at auction
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,887Chief of Staff
    AJB suffered a server problem this morning which has caused difficulties with accessing threads, posting, etc for the last twelve hours.
    Our administrator SiCo was able to free some time from his schedule and sort things out. Hopefully that's us back to normal. Apologies for any inconvenience caused, and thanks to SiCo.
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Bloody Hell, how did you contact him :D
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,887Chief of Staff
    By email. :)
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Weird, im still getting the error message when I try and post :))
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,887Chief of Staff
    Yes, me too. And there's some doubleposting going on as well! He'll be making contact again tomorrow, and hopefully will sort these little bugs out then.
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Its not good enough, I want a refund 8-) :D
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,887Chief of Staff
    You can ask him for your money back if you like! :))
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Try, we never see him :D he is like a myth :))
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,887Chief of Staff
    Busy man, that's all. I'm glad he was able to get us running again! Now if he can spare the time there's a list of other stuff for him to do around here.... :D
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    give him SM maids outfit :D
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,887Chief of Staff
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    give him SM maids outfit :D

    :)) :)) Na, I want a shot at that one!
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,774Chief of Staff
    Barbel wrote:
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    give him SM maids outfit :D

    :)) :)) Na, I want a shot at that one!

    The pair of you can bugger off....its a tailored fit ;%
    YNWA 97
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    In my opinion I think all you Mods wear dresses :v :D but Si has a Ball gown :D
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,774Chief of Staff
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    In my opinion I think all you Mods wear dresses :v :D but Si has a Ball gown :D

    It's what we wear underneath that's the real talking point B-)
    YNWA 97
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    we can all guess what you wear SM :)) but Im guessing Chas has leather shorts, Si has a chastity belt, hmmmm HB, a cheeky little thong number :D
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,774Chief of Staff
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    we can all guess what you wear SM :))

    True...I didn't pick the initials S & M by chance :D
    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,887Chief of Staff
    Leather shorts? Under a kilt???!!
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Leather shorts? Under a kilt???!!

    As long as they're designer. I recommend the boutique of Betty Swollocks
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  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Leather shorts? Under a kilt???!!

    I thought you was German :)) and I was thinking of your rock chick image :D
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,887Chief of Staff
    I'm Scottish, though my wife is German and I've learned a bit of the lingo- hence why Markus and I sometimes have a chat in German.
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Ohhhh right :D
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    My wife complained the other night about how silly those footballers with ponytails looked, very girly. Slightly laughing I pointed out that men can have ponytails if they want but the main reason he looked like a she, was because it was two womens football teams playing. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    we can all guess what you wear SM :)) but Im guessing Chas has leather shorts, Si has a chastity belt, hmmmm HB, a cheeky little thong number :D

    Hey, anyone realizes that SM can mean SILHOUETTE MAN also?

    I can smell a breaking news story here.... :D
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    I'm Scottish, though my wife is German and I've learned a bit of the lingo- hence why Markus and I sometimes have a chat in German.

    but his german is crap - so I reply in english.... :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Bondtoys wrote:
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    we can all guess what you wear SM :)) but Im guessing Chas has leather shorts, Si has a chastity belt, hmmmm HB, a cheeky little thong number :D

    Hey, anyone realizes that SM can mean SILHOUETTE MAN also?

    I can smell a breaking news story here.... :D

    Breaking wind more like :))
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,887Chief of Staff
    Bondtoys wrote:
    Barbel wrote:
    I'm Scottish, though my wife is German and I've learned a bit of the lingo- hence why Markus and I sometimes have a chat in German.

    but his german is crap - so I reply in english.... :D

    Or what passes for English with you, anyway...
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Bondtoys wrote:
    Barbel wrote:
    I'm Scottish, though my wife is German and I've learned a bit of the lingo- hence why Markus and I sometimes have a chat in German.

    but his german is crap - so I reply in english.... :D

    Or what passes for English with you, anyway...

    wir brauchen mehr deutch hier :))
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,887Chief of Staff
    Ja, das ist wahr.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    NURSE, NURSE. He's out of his bed again ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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