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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,886Chief of Staff
    Remember guys, this is a James Bond site. You know, films like

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    On her Majesties Fish Service
    Live and Let Fry
    The man with the Golden Carp
    ;% ..............

    Has Bond handed in his Licence to kill for a Fishing Licence.
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,886Chief of Staff
    We didn't mention Octopussy....

    Normally I'd say back on-topic at this point, but this IS random chat so I won't! (And I'm as gill-ty as anyone)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Yes. fin. :)) .
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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ACACIA_AVENUE wrote:
    C'mon you lot this is not the plaice for carping on about fishy puns if you don't stop I will tell Colin Salmon and Rosamund Pike

    Maybe we can invite them to try the conch chowder with Jaws and Sharkey (the scale of the fishy puns is really quite impressive, eh?) :))
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :)) still laughing, love it guys
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,351MI6 Agent
    38 posts (I think) about a simple photo of a whale in a truck :D
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    if anybody is listening to the radio tune in to BBC Radio London they are talking about Bond between 3-5
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  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Plans for a Murder She Wrote reboot have been scrapped. Probably for the best as it is a classic and should be left alone. The plans for the reboot might be reconsidered in the future however.

    http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/ustv/news/a545719/murder-she-wrote-reboot-scrapped-could-be-revisited.html
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    hehadlotsofguts wrote:
    Plans for a Murder She Wrote reboot have been scrapped. Probably for the best as it is a classic and should be left alone. The plans for the reboot might be reconsidered in the future however.

    http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/ustv/news/a545719/murder-she-wrote-reboot-scrapped-could-be-revisited.html

    murder she wrote a classic?

    a classic load of arsewipe that is! :o
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  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Not to everyone's taste, would be boring if everyone liked the same things. :)
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,351MI6 Agent
    Murder She Wrote was a kind of American Ms Marple. A spinster who solved polite mureders commited by and to rich people. Neither good nor bad, but very old-fashioned. Joss Wheedon mentioned the show as a typical example of episodic TV. She couldn't leave the house without a murder happening, yet she seemed comletely surprised when they occured. One should think she would turn into a nervous wreck who barely could bring herself to get out of bed ....
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Every time Jessica Fletcher goes somewhere,someone is murdered. Mad coincidence how it always happens when she's there.
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Instead of copying old tv shows for film and new tv. I wish they'd
    come up with new ideas. :))
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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,776Chief of Staff
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Instead of copying old tv shows for film and new tv. I wish they'd
    come up with new ideas. :))

    Sort of...but then you wouldn't get programs like Sherlock :p
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I must have a black eye after walking into that. :))
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,351MI6 Agent
    edited January 2014
    I just saw the first episode of the TV series Vikings. I have some comments and I first impressions and I chose to write them here. I like the show and I'll keep watching it. The mythical elements seem good. I also like thee way they talk, I can detect the Nordic accent there. Here comes the negative comments:

    - There were no female warriors, the shield maidens are a fantacy. Women had in many ways more power and freedom than their sisters in christian countries, though.

    - The vikings of the late eight century knew western Europe well and traded often with them. The idea of the West being unknown to vikings is bulls**t!

    I guess I'll comment more when I have seen more.
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Had to laugh, watched DR NO the other day, and the scene where Strangways is killed by the three blind mice,
    (with me so far) he is about to climb into a Harry Potter ice blue Ford Anglia,just thought it was funny head of Jamaican section
    and all that :)
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) It was probably the BMW 3 series of it's day. ;)
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,886Chief of Staff
    My dad had a Ford Anglia of exactly that colour... nostalgia....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    -{ A happy Burns night to all north of the boarder. :D enjoy the Haggis. :)
    ( only had it once, and that was enough ). :))
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  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    I had it once on a Scottish day at school. Thought it was quite nice. Seems like yesterday
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    hehadlotsofguts wrote:
    I had it once on a Scottish day at school. Thought it was quite nice. Seems like yesterday

    we had it at the lodge one night, served up with neeps and tatties and a wee dram or two, :)
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Oh when we had it my wife loved it, I felt like being sick after one spoonful. Something about
    the texture.
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Oh when we had it my wife loved it, I felt like being sick after one spoonful. Something about
    the texture.

    was it a runcible spoon by any chance :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    No merely a Silver one, as befits my status. :))
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    No merely a Silver one, as befits my status. :))

    :))
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    http://home.bt.com/entertainment/film/talkingpoints/jack-ryan-will-never-be-bond-so-he-should-stop-trying-11363869123081

    ‘Jack Ryan will never be Bond, so he should stop trying’

    Interesting review of the Jack Ryan films,

    “
    The reason the Tom Clancy-inspired franchise keeps failing is Ryan himself. He's not even a poor man’s James Bond - he's a generic bean-counter who usually plays second fiddle to more interesting villains and co-stars."



    And is this Bondtoys ?
    http://home.bt.com/entertainment/film/filmfeatures/retirement-community-recreates-classic-movie-scenes-11363869666480


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    Retirement community recreates classic movie scenes ,
    Residents at the Contilia Retirement Group in Germany re-enact moments from Titanic, Rocky and the like for an hilarious calendar.
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,351MI6 Agent
    Thsi is a side of The Israeli Defence Force we seldom get to see :D

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    There are bound to be plenty of jokes about " unloading " :))
    but I'm too much of a gentleman to tell one. :D
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