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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,351MI6 Agent
    When Hamas and the Hezbollah say they want to see the backs of the IDF, was this what they ment?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " We're showing a bit more cheek than usual " ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,351MI6 Agent
    Here is the other side of IDF :D

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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    Thsi is a side of The Israeli Defence Force we seldom get to see :D

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    oh good ,its nice to see corporal Berstein is still serving :)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Wait till you hear all the gun fans on AJB discussing the firing action etc and stock lenght and how
    you'd never be able to access your weapon from that position. :)) Infact I'm begining to think
    they're not men at all !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    Here is the other side of IDF :D

    IDF-raunchy-photo-2.jpg

    They a bunch of bobfoc's or summat? :(
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I burst out laughing today when my eldest daughter ( who volunteers at Oxfam ) told me someone
    Left in a bag full of Nazi stuff, a few flags, a couple of bed spreads, and a few Books, I couldn't help
    Think of the Fr Ted episode when he was left loads of nazi memorabilia. While trying to explain
    to his Chinese neighbours he wasn't a racist. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    The was a very unfortunately placed piece of dirt on the window!
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    My missus made me laugh the other day when she saw a guy on the tv;

    "Is that the bloke who blew up at the end of that RM bond film?"

    "No, that's not Yaphet Kotto love, it's Samuel K Amos."
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I still get mixed up between Mark Walberg and Matt Damon. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,351MI6 Agent
    The upcoming olympics in Sotshi will intruduce a new, exciting event :))

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    He'll regret that stance when he gets to the hurdles. :))
    " looks a load of bullocks " ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    sort of sums up my shopping trips wife my wife
    being dragged round by a miserable cow :) :)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You sir are a very brave man. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    :)) no im safe ,she dosent know my identity /codes /passwords ect, I use a 10 bit encrypted code :))
    I knew my deep cover work would pay off one day :)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) I wouldn't count on it. ;) women have ways ........
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Mr MartiniMr Martini That nice house in the sky.Posts: 2,707MI6 Agent
    sort of sums up my shopping trips wife my wife
    being dragged round by a miserable cow :) :)


    Well, if you suddenly disappear one day, I guess we can all assume that your wife read this post and took care of you. :v
    Some people would complain even if you hang them with a new rope
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    The upcoming olympics in Sotshi will intruduce a new, exciting event :))

    861x550.jpg

    Apparently this guy was taking part in a charity oxen race for the 'make a wish foundation'.
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    :)) no im safe ,she dosent know my identity /codes /passwords ect, I use a 10 bit encrypted code :))
    I knew my deep cover work would pay off one day :)

    You can run, but you can't hide... :#
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,351MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    Number24 wrote:
    The upcoming olympics in Sotshi will intruduce a new, exciting event :))

    861x550.jpg

    Apparently this guy was taking part in a charity oxen race for the 'make a wish foundation'.

    Right now he's wishing the oxes will keep running parallel to each other. :))
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    This is not a funny rant at all:

    Wednesday night someone found it funny or appropriate to inflame at a kiddie stroller that was placed in the housefloor of a 4-story building in Hamburg.

    As a result, the people who have been living there, could not leave the house thru the main floor and had to be evacuated thru windows and balconeys in the middle of the night.

    A mother with her 2 boys were killed by the hot smoke in the top floor!

    Unfortunately it has become kind of "popular" to do this by stupid morons in the last years - may this be a very bad example what the result of such stupidity is:

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    That's how the housefloor looks today.
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,351MI6 Agent
    Horrible. I guess it was done by a pyromaniac or youth who are "morally challanged".

    Here is a glimpse of a kinder, sillier world. The police in Oslo, Norway has started using twitter for reporting. Here are translations of two of the funniest reports:

    "Reports on a street musician who only sings one song. This has been going on for several months. The police patrol urged him to widen his repertoire."

    "Domestic disturbance and female screams from an appartment reported by neighbours. Turned out to be nurses pre-partying. We will leave the premises soon." :))
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Update:

    They've got him!

    It was a 13 yo junior firefighter!
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Anyone fancy a cut price Aston Martin ?
    http://home.bt.com/lifestyle/motoring/motoringfeatures/the-aston-martins-mini-makeover-11363873365264

    The Aston Martin's mini makeover
    A few pampered children’s lives are about to get even more privileged, with the unveiling of a fully working Aston Martin.
    Nicholas Mee & Co., an Aston Martin Heritage dealer in West London, have created the present for the child who has everything - a fully working Aston Martin ‘DB Junior’.

    Yours for a staggering £16,500, the small-scale replica of the 1960s car made famous by James Bond drives, steers and stops like a real car, making use of special Brembo disc brakes. Even the horn, indicators and lights work properly.
    The pedals can be adjusted to suit ‘junior drivers of all ages’, and the potential top speed is 46mph thanks to a 110cc scooter engine – although parents can restrict that speed downwards.

    What’s more, people placing an order can customise the Junior’s interior just as they would a full-size Aston’s. The main idea, says its maker, is to let buyers match a Junior to their existing Aston Martin. The rest of us – including our children – can only look on in envy.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Would be something for Minigeff... :))
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Bondtoys wrote:
    Would be something for Minigeff... :))

    ...to shove up your arse :o
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    edited February 2014
    On Top Gear tonight J Clarkson drove that new off road wet bike thing :))
    across Lake Como. I loved it when he said " cue the Bond " and the Bond
    theme started up. -{ ( loads of little Bond music cues followed )
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • GrindelwaldGrindelwald Posts: 1,341MI6 Agent
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpoO8VNYCxs&feature=c4-overview&list=UUReABscl9mYkIDkoPYkvAIA

    February 1974 : Jaws the book was published......

    This set me back a whopping $$$ but it's not just about the monetary value , it's impact in summer blockbusters cannot be denied.

    -{ {[]
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,351MI6 Agent
    edited February 2014
    When the staff of the Corvette Museum in Kentucky came to work today they were met by this sad sight:

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    Why couldn't the sinkhole had opened somewhere else, under Fox news headquarters or something? Life is unfair!
    BTW, according to Reporters Without Borders USA ranks as number 46 in the press freedom index.
    Botsowana and Namibia has more freedom of press than the US! I see the irony of mentioning this in the same post as I mentioned my fantasy of a deep hole opening up undr Fox news, I really do. One can argue that Fox News doesn't do much to enlighten the general public (rather the oposite), I admit that was wrong of me. The real problem for the press is according to Reporters Without Borders the government. You disapoint me, Obama!
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