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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Only heard this on the radio, so I don't have a link
    A Russian soap star, got lucky with a lady, only to wake up in pain. Turns out
    His testicals had been removed ! :o ( may be a urban myth being reported )
    But bloody hell !!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNnaxGFO18o&t=0m23s
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    :)) :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,323MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,336MI6 Agent
    Oh, those Russians.. ;)
    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    The Red Kind wrote:
    Oh, those Russians.. ;)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF7zjPTmvAQ
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    Another bit of Beatles lyrics. ;)
    " (What do you see when you turn out the light?)
    I can't tell you, but I know it's mine.

    ( not any more mate !) :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Turns out
    His testicals had been removed ! :o

    Some of us know that feeling.
    It's called marriage :#
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    at least you know where they are, in a handbag ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Was it a bad Idea for me to propose? :o :))
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Yes :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    If I wake up one Day and find that my Bollocks have been removed, I'll know what you mean :D
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    Was it a bad Idea for me to propose? :o :))

    Oh the blissful ignorance of innocence.

    You're doomed.
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Driving home this morning (had brekkie with the lads ) I let this car pull out from his drive way (and, ? I can hear you all saying )
    any way this car was a Renault Wind , never heard of it myself ,but a nice little car .But what made me giggle was this conversation that went through my head

    Customer ,"er hallo is that the Renault service dept"
    Renault ,yes sir how can we help"
    Customer "I would like to book my car in for a service please"
    Renault "certainly sir wich model do you have ?"
    Customer " I have the wind" :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
    sorry but I thought it was funny , 8-)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    :)) :))

    Car Envy?
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  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    @ Stag...

    Those are so funny! :))

    How gullible people are :D
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    :))

    Some People ey?
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    It's like those stories of older women meeting guys on the web, and end
    Up sending thousands of pounds over to India or where ever they live ! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I'm pissing myself laughing here :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    :)) :)) :))
    It's like those stories of older women meeting guys on the web, and end
    Up sending thousands of pounds over to India or where ever they live ! :D

    You mean, like this one...

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2974083/We-love-95-certain-s-telling-truth-Woman-defends-decision-wire-1-4-MILLION-online-lover-Africa-s-never-met.html

    Stupid woman! :))
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    Love is blind, apparently it's also deaf, dumb and stupid ! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Ha, sucker!

    I am getting $38 million Dollars from a prince in Nigeria who's father took some gouvernment money and hides it in Sierra Leone.

    I am just 5000 $ transfer fee away from hitting the real jackpot :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    You always come up smelling of roses !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    People can be unbelievably gullible.

    Just wish I had $1.4 million to send in the first place !!!
  • GrindelwaldGrindelwald Posts: 1,341MI6 Agent
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnLEtPcWJXw

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA3-Mw3pFqw

    Old skool poster art........
  • hot crossed bondhot crossed bond at the barPosts: 181MI6 Agent
    got back today from long weekend with a few mates...snowmobiles, guns and star trek movies! oh, and booze!!! we paid tribute to Mr. Leonard Nimoy...Mr. Spock...sci fi geeks that we are! he will be missed...I will say, the weekend was in honour of this icon but after that much drink...we acted like a bunch of Captain Jerks! :))
    Live long and prosper...one to beam up...
    I'm motivated by my duty
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,323MI6 Agent
    edited March 2015
    I'm so glad the community I grew up in has become "famous"! Is it the snow caped peaks? The spectacular fjord? The nice people?
    No. it's ................ TOADS :D We are the toad capital of Northern Europe - there is even a statue!

    http://www.newsinenglish.no/2010/04/16/toads-saved-from-being-squashed/

    http://thornews.com/2013/06/20/public-roads-administration-fears-toad-statue-will-cause-accidents/

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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    :))

    Brilliant -{
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Wore my new Barbour Commander the other night ,went out for a drink with the lads , (so left the Beemer at home) :D
    had to get the bus home . It was brass monkeys out ,and my BC ,felt like a damp wet blanket .So, thinks to myself ,if I was Bond going to Skyfall lodge ,the BC wouldn't have been my first choice of jacket .As I would imagine that Scotland at that time of year
    (well the lake was frozen) would be a lot colder than London ,just a thought 8-) 8-)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    I love Barbour and have several of their jackets but I would never wear them to keep warm. Pretty rubbish at that, even adding a fur lining. When its cold I go for North face.
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