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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I did read another funny one, which had a few fans going ape sh*t for a while
    That spectre was to have a bisexual love scene etc ( I won't go into details as
    Even this story, had Spoilers in it ) ;)
    I thought that was funny given the fuss over Silva checking out Bond, when tied
    To a chair in SF. :))
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,323MI6 Agent
    A regional police department posted on Facebook that there will be laser trafic controls to monitor the Easter traffic. The police urged the public to apply sun screen because the new laser could hurt their skin. The damamge to the skin increased with the speed of the vehicle :))

    That one is funny, but a bit obvious ....
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    That's rather a good one because there's a hair of truth to it, just enough to make people scratch their heads for an instant and go "...hmmmmm..."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    For my April Fools, I just put a House Spider in the OH's Hair :o
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I think one of the most famous " April Fools" was the BBC Panorama programme
    On" The Spaghetti harvest " :D , this was before mass air travel for holidays and
    Strange foreign food, like pasta ! :))
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU

    I'm sure she was amused, AOS. :D
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,831Chief of Staff
    Brave man....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Don't show her Dr No, she might try Honey's revenge technique ! ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    :))

    She'll probably get me back :o
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  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Read on James Bond Radio's FB page that friday will be thier last podcast. Good old Tom! Ya had us thier.
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • lilusakolilusako Southern California Posts: 311MI6 Agent
    Got a bit of Bond related April Fools joke email from a hat company I like. I didn't know where to share it so I hope it's okay if I post it here.

    You too could have the Bond had for $5000... complete with RPC chip, 187% UV coverage and Mithreal silver mesh lining... :))

    April_Fool_Bond_Hat.jpg
    @ladieswhobond
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    http://www.rsvlts.com/2014/08/21/since-the-1980s-jeff-bridges-has-done-something-incredible-on-the-set-of-all-his-movies/
    Jeff Bridges shows off some of his photos from movie sets he's taken since the 80s.
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    this is about as random as you can get :) I went into ASDAS today ,they had packs of 30 cans of coke for £ 7.00,
    and whilst walking up and down I saw this on the shelf ,made me laugh so thinks ,I bet this would appeal to the boys on AJB ,
    shito_020.jpg
    I just hope it doesn't taste as bad as the label :))
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    You would be shito after that :))
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  • GrindelwaldGrindelwald Posts: 1,341MI6 Agent
    Too bad Elvis didn't eat Indian food , prolly could've helped with his constipation.....I certainly have to run to the toilet after a meal :)) :p
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Only got a written Warning -{

    Thank **** for that :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Next time you have an argument with an awkward customer, ......
    ..... Leave no body, no evidence, ........... next time ! ;) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    always shaken wrote:
    this is about as random as you can get :) I went into ASDAS today ,they had packs of 30 cans of coke for £ 7.00,
    and whilst walking up and down I saw this on the shelf ,made me laugh so thinks ,I bet this would appeal to the boys on AJB ,
    shito_020.jpg
    I just hope it doesn't taste as bad as the label :))

    PMSL

    I'm going there later, I'll be looking out for this. -{
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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,731Chief of Staff
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    Only got a written Warning -{

    Thank **** for that :))

    Good news...put it behind you now -{
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    And with the warning behind you, ... you could wipe something with it. :))
    I've had a few of those in my time, I like to think I'm an average British worker.
    bolshie, always giving back cheek, hating the bosses ! :)) oh! Happy days. :))
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    :)) :))
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  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    Only got a written Warning -{

    Thank **** for that :))

    Thats good news. :)
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    always shaken wrote:
    this is about as random as you can get :) I went into ASDAS today ,they had packs of 30 cans of coke for £ 7.00,
    and whilst walking up and down I saw this on the shelf ,made me laugh so thinks ,I bet this would appeal to the boys on AJB ,
    shito_020.jpg
    I just hope it doesn't taste as bad as the label :))

    PMSL

    I'm going there later, I'll be looking out for this. -{

    Funny enough ,I saw a lady friend of mine today ,who is from Ghana , and she didn't get the connection , :s
    she said she had been eating it for years and never once saw the funny side I saw
    "darling if your going to ASDA get me a jar of SHITO , sorry im still laughing :))
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    I looked but couldn't find it. When I mentioned it to mrs geff I think she thought I was taking the pisso.
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    I looked but couldn't find it. When I mentioned it to mrs geff I think she thought I was taking the pisso.

    I did buy this stuff in a ASDA branch ,in a area ,thst has a higher Afro/carribean population. Our ASDA only caters for us whitey :))
    you get a good range of exotic foods in the A/C areas, I think most supermarkets do this .im sure AOS would be better qualified on this subject :D .For eg ,my mate gets me packets of Kebab meat from his branch of Iceland in New Cross, where as our branch
    has never heard of it (mmmmmm keeebaaabbb) :)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    We have got some strange stuff in our World Food Section :o
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    We have got some strange stuff in our World Food Section :o


    Tesco at Canary wharf ,have a big USA food range ,from grits to twinkies ,its a bit dear , but nice ,I personaly like FLUFF ,its a jar of sticky marshmallow, for ,well everything really, its so good ,but it will kill you one day :))
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    We have **** Soup :))
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    I saw a haulage van from holland the other day, called DIKS. :))
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I spotted this in the Middle East, but didn't quite have the heart to try it...

    image.jpg
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    When me and the OH were in Norway, I jokingly asked for Smalahove and got a Look of 'Are you sure?' In return :))
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