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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,726Chief of Staff
    Today is Mr @Mrs AS ,30th wedding anniversary ,my god was it really 30 years ago today ,where has the time gone,
    make the most of your lives guys ,time flies very fast ,

    Congratulations to you both -{
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Had a bit of a Manly tear in my eye this morning listening to the news.
    A story about the Tunisian terrorist attack, a lady said as it happened her
    Husband threw himself across her, telling her he loved her and to tell their
    Children he loved them too. He is now critically injured in hospital.
    I wish all terrorists of all political or religious persuasions, could understand
    That the hate they preach cannot defeat love. Love will always drive out hate.
    Most people love freewill and will oppose any restrictions on it.
    They love the freedom to love whomever they chose, without restrictions.
    These terrorists of whatever politics, religions or flags they profess to be fighting
    For all forget, that people love freedom and sure you can oppress some people
    And even a country for a time, but it never lasts.
    I have posted before about I am fu*king sick of men with guns trying to tell me
    How to live. All the great leaders who have changed the world like Ghandi or
    Martin Luther King Jr, have done so by the strength and wisdom of their argument.
    If the world you wish to create is so wonderful, then surley the power of your
    Words would be enough to convince the rest of the world to join you. Forcing
    People at gunpoint to agree with your opinion, will created Nothing, and must bring
    Shame to the very God or Flag you say you're fighting for.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,322MI6 Agent
    There is a sign near Utøya that says: "If one hateful man could do this, imagine what a loving person can do."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    To echo TP's comments, if I had to hold a gun to someone's head in order to make them join my way of existence then I wouldn't be able to stop considering how truly loyal that person is.
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I've got some funny News. The Dali Lama is visiting Aldershot today.

    Of all the Places :))
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,842MI6 Agent
    I've got some funny News. The Dali Lama is visiting Aldershot today.

    Of all the Places :))

    Yes, he was at Glastonbury yesterday I believe.

    Will you get a chance to see him, AOS?
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I doubt it.
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    What stage was he performing on at Glastonbury ? ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I think he was performing a Duet with Higgins :D
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Bah! Bunch of Hippies. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    I think he was performing a Duet with Higgins :D

    Set list includes: 'Boogie Shoes' and 'Runnin' down a Dream' -{
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    A cover of the Tom Jones hit ..
    .. " The green, green trainers of home" :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I can't wait for the Album.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Some tracks ....

    Big Krit – Adidas 1’s in Da Club
    Run-D.M.C. – My Adidas
    Scarface fr Seagram – Sleeping in my nikes
    Ron Carroll – With My Nikes On
    Krystatic – My Favourite Nike Trainers
    C-BO – In My Nike Airs
    Plus, many many more ! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    I can't wait for the Album.

    'Rubber Sole' ?
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I can't wait for the Album.

    'Rubber Sole' ?

    More like smelly Soles :))
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  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    I went to a charity comedy thing last night with Hal Cruttenden, Jo Caulfield, Milton Jones and a guy called Bennett Arron.

    Very, very funny. Literally ruined my make up laughing. Hal Cruttenden in particular was great.
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Milton Jones is brilliant :))
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  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    stag wrote:
    Milton Jones is brilliant :))

    Seconded!

    Bearing in mind his act is all one liners, he was brilliant. Kept the pace and flow. Very dry.

    He did provide the best joke of the evening ... "How do I like my tea? Like my women. Black,strong and with a penguin " ...

    They were all very good.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Just started using the Google play app for movies and TV shows.
    ( I'm so last century ) :)) , so far it's fantastic. :)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Does anyone here use Twitter? I have been put in twitter jail for mentioning too many people in tweets. How long does this last? I also tweet to much too.
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Ive just finished eating my 4th of July dinner ,BBQ ribs,BBQ beans ,coleslaw, mac n cheese, corn on the cob ,and of course some cold Buds , that's me done :D
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Weatherspoons Burrito and Pint of Hobgoblin for me :D
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    I don't know wether this should be the start of a new topic ,but here goes ,
    What does Bond wear on his days off ? does he wear his Sunspel polo and Levis ,ect or is this the sort of stuff he packs for a assignment abroad ? .In the Bond films ,he is always in different climate zones ,take Spectre for example ,Bond is in Austria,so he has big boots ,ski jacket ,then hes off to Mexico ,does he take them with him ? does some F.O flunkey pick them up ?
    does he go shopping for those new clothes when he gets there ? .Does MI6 .diplomaticly send Bond his clothes out to him ,
    any thoughts guys .
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • welshboy78welshboy78 Posts: 10,318MI6 Agent
    Maybe Casino Royale Venice is a clue! Appears to be chilling out with Vesper in casual gear :)
    Instagram - bondclothes007
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Bond would most likely be supplied with most of his Clothing. And he purchases the rest of it himself :)
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,322MI6 Agent
    edited July 2015
    Talking of clothes - have you ever heard of Zarah Leander? If you have you are probably old and from Scandinavia or Germany. She was a Swedish singer and actress and very famous. Hitler and Goebbels were huge fans. During the war she had big hits such as "I know one day a miracle will happen", but it didn't :v . I'm not sure if Josef Goebbels managed to bed her, but it's certain that he tried very hard. She was also a very tall lady. Now look at this picture from her musical "Die grosse Liebe" (The Great Love):

    Zarah-Leander-con-figurantes-1-crop-300x157.jpg

    Let's zoom in:

    Zarah-Leander-con-figurantes-2-crop-300x174.jpg

    Tall, blonde women. Perhaps not very attractive women, you may think. Wrong. Let's zoom some more:

    Figurante-2-300x225.jpg


    Yes, they are men! Leander was so tall they couldn't use female corous girls, so they used men. Not only men, but soldiers of the elite Waffen-SS Leibstandarte Adolf Hitler Division :)) I'm not usually a fan of men dressing up as women, but these guys should have spent a lot more time singing and dancing in beautiful dresses and not killing people the Fuhrer didn't like.
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    tonight whilst sitting in the local kebab shop waiting for my lamb shish to be done ,I picked up the Sunday newspaper ,
    in it ,one of the writers Rod something or other,was basically word for word going on about the smelly Romainian gypos pissing up the 7/7 Hyde park monument ,that I wrote about on yesterdays rant box (I thought that was weird)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    That's bizarre :s
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Maybe he reads your rants AS ? :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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