My advise hhow to keep your marriage happy - the key is humor!
So, I bought Mrs. Higgins a new fragrance - Hermes "Un jardin sur le Nil" (translates to "A garden above the Nile river")
She comes to me asking if she smells good and my reply was "oh yes, dear - smells like alligator sh*it"
I am sure that this has brightened her day
Jo is having her hair done on monday, I said to her in the chip shop, in front of everyone, that she should get her arse and beaver waxed at the same time, which everyone found quite amusing but Jo was more like
Hate to break the nice atmosphere here, but is anyone following the news at the moment in Europe?
Terrible things are going on in Paris. Several shootings are going on, atleast 60 confirmed deaths, some people are being held hostage and there were explosions....
Most likely yes
It's not yet confirmed... But more and more attacks are taking place in Europe throughout the last years and unfortunately it's radical Islam most of the time. It's very alarming
I have a friend ,yes he is real TP, any how he and his misses have just moved into a flat in Tobacco dock Wapping (London) Well he rings me up the other day in hysterics ,as he puts on TWINE and low and behold his flat is clearly visible in the Boat /canal chase ,jammy bas**rd ,he now boasts he lives on a Bond film set
Sad to learn that Charlie Sheen has been diagnosed as HIV positive.
I wish him well, I've always found him a funny guy, and he usually
ends up hurting himself more than others.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Sad to learn that Charlie Sheen has been diagnosed as HIV positive.
I wish him well, I've always found him a funny guy, and he usually
ends up hurting himself more than others.
I don't wish to judge him and I'd never want to be in his position, but he says he's paid out $10 million to people who threatened to expose his condition. I have no idea what I would do, but my gut feeling would be to go public - and to the police - the first time someone tries to extort money from me. I can't imagine paying out that sort of money when there's no way of guaranteeing that it wasn't going to come out any way!
I wonder if he could name any of his blackmailers now ? Or
Take some action against, whichever clinic treated him ?
But, Bloody hell, he lived the life of Reilly. -{
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS:
1. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was ...very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."
2. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food."
3. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."
4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price."
5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room."
6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow."
7. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned."
8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared."
9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."
10. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."
11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun."
12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."
13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller."
14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service."
15. "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners."
16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning."
17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."
18. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes."
19. "My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."
In the last couple of days Hollande and John Kerry have just referred to ISIL/ISIS as DAESH. At first I thought it was a French thing, but then I read that it comes from the group's original Arabic name for themselves: al-Dawla al-Islamiya fi al-Iraq wa al-Sham, or Daesh. The problem is, the abbreviation of Daesh, depending on how it is conjugated, can mean anything from ‘to trample down and crush’ to ‘a bigot who imposes his view on others.’ Daesh have banned the term and will cut out the tongues of anyone caught using it. The Kurds use it all the time. So, from now on Daesh it is!
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"- That is something to be afraid of."
Heartbreaking ...... :v
As a certain Sergeant Major would say ...
" Oh Dear, How Sad, Never mind !"
I welcome the news. Not a moment too soon! -{
Jo is having her hair done on monday, I said to her in the chip shop, in front of everyone, that she should get her arse and beaver waxed at the same time, which everyone found quite amusing
Chip Shop ....... you know how to show a girl a good time -{
I hope you was wearing your Tuxedo and your wife had her Ghost dress on -{
Terrible things are going on in Paris. Several shootings are going on, atleast 60 confirmed deaths, some people are being held hostage and there were explosions....
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Most likely yes
It's not yet confirmed... But more and more attacks are taking place in Europe throughout the last years and unfortunately it's radical Islam most of the time. It's very alarming
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Schnappi , das kleine Krokodil
now where did you drag that cringeworty piece out?
I wish him well, I've always found him a funny guy, and he usually
ends up hurting himself more than others.
I don't wish to judge him and I'd never want to be in his position, but he says he's paid out $10 million to people who threatened to expose his condition. I have no idea what I would do, but my gut feeling would be to go public - and to the police - the first time someone tries to extort money from me. I can't imagine paying out that sort of money when there's no way of guaranteeing that it wasn't going to come out any way!
Take some action against, whichever clinic treated him ?
But, Bloody hell, he lived the life of Reilly. -{
The state he has been in over the years prob wont help in his defence either!
I'll take one, too if you read this!
I bet Jonathan Ross can help you with that B-)
1. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was ...very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."
2. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food."
3. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."
4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price."
5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room."
6. "We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as white but it was more yellow."
7. "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Vallartato close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time -- this should be banned."
8. "No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared."
9. "Although the brochure said that there was a fully equipped kitchen, there was no egg-slicer in the drawers."
10. "I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local convenience store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."
11. "The roads were uneven and bumpy, so we could not read the local guide book during the bus ride to the resort. Because of this, we were unaware of many things that would have made our holiday more fun."
12. "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England. It took the Americans only three hours to get home. This seems unfair."
13. "I compared the size of our one-bedroom suite to our friends' three-bedroom and ours was significantly smaller."
14. "The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the resort.' We're trainee hairdressers and we think they knew and made us wait longer for service."
15. "When we were in Spain, there were too many Spanish people there. The receptionist spoke Spanish, the food was Spanish. No one told us that there would be so many foreigners."
16. "We had to line up outside to catch the boat and there was no air-conditioning."
17. "It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel."
18. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes."
19. "My fiancée and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed. We now hold you responsible and want to be re-reimbursed for the fact that I became pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."
I was once in Cuba and a woman in her early 20s asked who the "guy on the money and the t-shirts" was. It was Che Guevara.
or did he?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GRWbIoIR04c