You're just like all original bad guys. You've gone and revealed your plan so we can now plan exactly how to defeat you! :v
And you thought I'd gone mad! )
I need to change my signature again.
You had all better be looking behind you when you walk. :v
A few people on ajb know our secret, hah! It is of no concern . . . Soon, the human rebels will be crushed and the young Jedi will be one of us!! None of you can escape our wrath! :v
Though it appears that The Cat will not be here to watch, as he's gone to the Moon to conquer it ( ) ), our plans are already being carried out by me! Although unlike most of my foolish adversaries, I'm not being bothered with clones and the like: all I have to do is say the word, and an army of thousands (millions, billions even!) of cats and foxes and so many other furry creatures will assume control of the planet! They will outnumber your clones immensely! No one is safe; not even you! The world and everything in it shall be mine!!! Muahahahaha!!! :v :v :v
. . . Although I might spare some of you from a lifetime of servitude, IF any of you were to join us and aid us in our plans. . . . :v
. . . ) . . .
By the way, I would love to watch the Formula 1 races, however I don't know what time or channel on TV to find them. . . . As far as I know, F1's fanbase is not nearly as large here in the US as it is in Europe, unfortunately.
Does anyone know of any US local broadcast networks (i.e., Fox, ABC, NBC, etc.) that show them? I'd really like to see them!
Hate to disapoint you Sly, but as I suspected, the fox is a member of the Canine family, which is probably why the Cat has fled to the moon, you two are instinctive enemies.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and everyone dies.
Hate to disapoint you Sly, but as I suspected, the fox is a member of the Canine family, which is probably why the Cat has fled to the moon, you two are instinctive enemies.
Very, Very Good Point, Jedi!
Urrrrrm...
I mean you'll all perish soon, dying humiliating, feeble deaths as Pendragon, FelixLeiter007 and myself, The General, unleash not only the awesome force of the clones on you, but we'll show off our own incredible combat prowess in the battle.
I mean you'll all perish soon, dying humiliating, feeble deaths as Pendragon, FelixLeiter007 and myself, The General, unleash not only the awesome force of the clones on you, but we'll show off our own incredible combat prowess in the battle.
The Jedi and I are more likely to die laughing when you split your pants showing off your combat prowess. )
Hate to disapoint you Sly, but as I suspected, the fox is a member of the Canine family, which is probably why the Cat has fled to the moon, you two are instinctive enemies.
Yes, I did know that, but last night, I figured I'd post it today. . . . However you beat me to it, Jedi--good, you can forsee into the future! All the better for when we capture you and make you our slave. . . . :v
Yes, we have been instinctive enemies ever since we've met. However, we've learned to live with our differences so that we can make the world a better place (for us, that is).
Thus, our army not only consists of foxes, but my cousins, the wolves and the coyotes, plus even the domestic dogs that are in your own homes. . . . As for The Cat's family, he's invited all his domesticated feline buddies along with his cousins, the lions and the tigers. We've even commisioned some of them to further recruit their familes! As you may very well have guessed right about now, there is little hope for any of you choosing to defy me. . . .
However, I have a nice space open in my ultra-air-conditioned mansion for any of you who choose to surrender to the wolves that are waiting ourside your houses at this very moment. Of course anyone who chooses to help me will come out unharmed . . . As long as the wolves think it's okay. :v
The Jedi and I are more likely to die laughing when you [General Ourumov] split your pants showing off your combat prowess. )
) Haha, way to tell him, Moore Not Less! You know, I like your style; perhaps you should join me--I have a nice martini (shaken, not stirred, no less ) with your name on it. . . . I have a space open for you too, Master Jedi, should you choose to give yourself to the Dark Side. . . . :v
Are you fellows contemplating another forum war again?
I offer the services of the battleship to the highest bidder.
By the way, how come there's no thread about Hurricane Katrina so far? It's been a lot worse since the storm actually hit, the levees broke in NO and the suffering of those there is beyond imagination.
Oh Tirpitz, I'd expect you and I to see eye-to-eye with our military histories and that; and I think that's the best official reason for you to join us. (The unofficial reason is that it's me and two gals!)
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I've been busy recently.
Monday: I spent the entire day with my brother and his mate, watching the entire new Doctor Who seris! ) It was marvellous!
Tuesday: I took action! I shall explain after...
Today: I returned to school and screamed out about all the new little midgets. They all look too smart, have huge bags, and are always totally lost. ) But I did help these 2 nice boys find their Tech room. It also helped that it was right next to my Tutor room!
I have been enlarging our army of Blofelds! :v Enlarging our army of Bond's! :v And enlarging the army of Blofelds cats. :v they are now gianormous! They have been out and convinced all of the Sly Fox's feline friends to join us. Then I put special collars on them all, so if any think about joining back - fat chance as they'll get an electric shock! :v
I am now going to take some advice from my new Geography teacher (who totally rocks ) and get a sniper gun, go out, and pick off the rest of the Sly Fox's friends. :v )
And BTW, we will never join such low degrading nutty raving lunatic.
I'm so glad I found www.dictionairy.com
A friend at another chat forum gave me the link. It's fantasic and the theasaurus is fantastic!
By the way, how come there's no thread about Hurricane Katrina so far? It's been a lot worse since the storm actually hit, the levees broke in NO and the suffering of those there is beyond imagination.
I am surprised that there hasn't been more discussion about Hurricane Katrina and it's aftermath. There is a thread relating to Katrina titled 'Hardyboy phone home'. You can find it on the first page in Off Topic Chat.
I have been enlarging our army of Blofelds! :v Enlarging our army of Bond's! :v And enlarging the army of Blofelds cats. :v they are now gianormous! They have been out and convinced all of the Sly Fox's feline friends to join us. Then I put special collars on them all, so if any think about joining back - fat chance as they'll get an electric shock! :v
I am now going to take some advice from my new Geography teacher (who totally rocks ) and get a sniper gun, go out, and pick off the rest of the Sly Fox's friends. :v )
And BTW, we will never join such low degrading nutty raving lunatic.
P.S. Mwahahahahahahahahaha :v :v :v :v :v
Hmm, I'm a "low and degrading lunatic," eh?
Sadly it seems that Leiter really has gone mad this time--that post only further proves my point. . . . You say I'm "low and degrading," yet you have had a leg bitten off by a shark, and your wife has gone on a "nice honeymoon," both courtesy of Sanchez. Not to dredge up the past, but you really have no place to talk about having been degraded.
I'm a "nutty and raving lunatic." Hmm. You know, the difference between insanity and genius is measured only by success, and you seem to be in denial about how successful you are on this matter--you completely fabricate a story that you've convinced my army to go to your side. As I've said, my organization does not deal with clones in any way, shape or form (not even have them for lunch, as we don't know what you feed them ), and there is no chance that any of my associates would have joined a cloning organization.
In fact, I've checked with them just a few moments ago, and they're all perfectly fine; they all showed up to roll-call, and they were still on my side--none of them got a deadly electric shock, either. But just as a precaution, I'm having my entire army go through an extensive testing procedure: the procedure tests them for foreign materials (collars and microchips, for example), and it does extensive polygraphing. The test is finished with 87% of my army, and it hasn't detected any special collars or chips, and none of them are lying about their allegiance to myself and The Cat. Even if every one of the last 13% checks up as being problems in need of solving ( ), you would have quite a few of my loyal associates to "pick off."
It seems that you and The General have resorted to empty threats. . . . Leiter, you've caused me a fair bit of inconvenience, my illuminating friend. Oh well, no matter. I'll just have you both personally brought to me (unharmed, even) by my furry associates. But by all means, don't worry, I won't eat you. I have other plans for you. . . . :v
By the way, Master Jedi, I think the drink you are referring to is the Vesper from Casino Royale (the novel). However, that really isn't specified as being served as "shaken, not stirred." In fact, after my extensive research, I haven't found any martinis that are specifically served shaken. However, there is a martini that can be served as shaken or stirred, and it's the 007 Cocktail. It can be found here.
By the way, Master Jedi, I think the drink you are referring to is the Vesper from Casino Royale (the novel). However, that really isn't specified as being served as "shaken, not stirred." In fact, after my extensive research, I haven't found any martinis that are specifically served shaken. However, there is a martini that can be served as shaken or stirred, and it's the 007 Cocktail. It can be found here.
Erm, well to quote James Bond: "A Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred." I'd say that's a martini which is specifically shaken, rather than traditionally stirred. And there is a name for such a drink which has been shaken.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and everyone dies.
Oh boy, another Forum war ehh?
HMmmmm.......
Give me the facts and I'll decide which side to be on. hehehehe.
(Pen, maybe yours...for reasons unknown LOL)
Oh boy, another Forum war ehh?
HMmmmm.......
Give me the facts and I'll decide which side to be on. hehehehe.
(Pen, maybe yours...for reasons unknown LOL)
Oooooh, you must join ussssss, dear girl. That's Pendragon, FelixLeiter007, and I! I've got two of the ladies on my side; why not make it a trio?
Oh boy, another Forum war ehh?
HMmmmm.......
Give me the facts and I'll decide which side to be on. hehehehe.
(Pen, maybe yours...for reasons unknown LOL)
Don't let the facts (or the General) influence your decision about which side you should be on. THIS IS WAR!!! Propaganda is the name of the game.
So, when I say that you are extremely intelligent, charming, hilarious, and the best looking member at AJB, you know I am telling the truth.
Don't join them, the General is continually objectifying women and being arrogant like a typical villian, is that the kind of atmosphere you want to be defeated in? NO!
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and everyone dies.
Of course.... see me and Xenia got on so well, though I never understood why she got so excited by gunning people down. It doesn't affect me either way, but I have a reputation to keep. I could do with an entire band of female assassins....
What do you say? FelixLeiter007, Pendragon, ilovepierce and Phantom_Phan1 - fancy helping me steal a GoldenEye and gaining control of a powerful space weapon? We could use it to blast the enemy strongholds before the clones are sent in.
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A few people on ajb know our secret, hah! It is of no concern . . . Soon, the human rebels will be crushed and the young Jedi will be one of us!! None of you can escape our wrath! :v
Though it appears that The Cat will not be here to watch, as he's gone to the Moon to conquer it (
. . . Although I might spare some of you from a lifetime of servitude, IF any of you were to join us and aid us in our plans. . . . :v
. . .
By the way, I would love to watch the Formula 1 races, however I don't know what time or channel on TV to find them. . . . As far as I know, F1's fanbase is not nearly as large here in the US as it is in Europe, unfortunately.
Does anyone know of any US local broadcast networks (i.e., Fox, ABC, NBC, etc.) that show them? I'd really like to see them!
Very, Very Good Point, Jedi!
Urrrrrm...
I mean you'll all perish soon, dying humiliating, feeble deaths as Pendragon, FelixLeiter007 and myself, The General, unleash not only the awesome force of the clones on you, but we'll show off our own incredible combat prowess in the battle.
The Jedi and I are more likely to die laughing when you split your pants showing off your combat prowess.
Yes, I did know that, but last night, I figured I'd post it today. . . . However you beat me to it, Jedi--good, you can forsee into the future! All the better for when we capture you and make you our slave. . . . :v
Yes, we have been instinctive enemies ever since we've met. However, we've learned to live with our differences so that we can make the world a better place (for us, that is).
Thus, our army not only consists of foxes, but my cousins, the wolves and the coyotes, plus even the domestic dogs that are in your own homes. . . . As for The Cat's family, he's invited all his domesticated feline buddies along with his cousins, the lions and the tigers. We've even commisioned some of them to further recruit their familes! As you may very well have guessed right about now, there is little hope for any of you choosing to defy me. . . .
However, I have a nice space open in my ultra-air-conditioned mansion for any of you who choose to surrender to the wolves that are waiting ourside your houses at this very moment. Of course anyone who chooses to help me will come out unharmed . . . As long as the wolves think it's okay. :v
By the way:
IF!... You can tell me the name for a Martini which has been shaken, rather than stirred.
I offer the services of the battleship to the highest bidder.
By the way, how come there's no thread about Hurricane Katrina so far? It's been a lot worse since the storm actually hit, the levees broke in NO and the suffering of those there is beyond imagination.
~Pen
mountainburdphotography.wordpress.com
Monday: I spent the entire day with my brother and his mate, watching the entire new Doctor Who seris!
Tuesday: I took action! I shall explain after...
Today: I returned to school and screamed out about all the new little midgets. They all look too smart, have huge bags, and are always totally lost.
I have been enlarging our army of Blofelds! :v Enlarging our army of Bond's! :v And enlarging the army of Blofelds cats. :v they are now gianormous!
I am now going to take some advice from my new Geography teacher (who totally rocks
And BTW, we will never join such low degrading nutty raving lunatic.
I'm so glad I found www.dictionairy.com
A friend at another chat forum gave me the link. It's fantasic and the theasaurus is fantastic!
P.S. Mwahahahahahahahahaha :v :v :v :v :v
"Dictionairy"? That a joke, Leiter?!
I am surprised that there hasn't been more discussion about Hurricane Katrina and it's aftermath. There is a thread relating to Katrina titled 'Hardyboy phone home'. You can find it on the first page in Off Topic Chat.
~Pen
mountainburdphotography.wordpress.com
Hmm, I'm a "low and degrading lunatic," eh?
Sadly it seems that Leiter really has gone mad this time--that post only further proves my point. . . . You say I'm "low and degrading," yet you have had a leg bitten off by a shark, and your wife has gone on a "nice honeymoon," both courtesy of Sanchez. Not to dredge up the past, but you really have no place to talk about having been degraded.
I'm a "nutty and raving lunatic." Hmm. You know, the difference between insanity and genius is measured only by success, and you seem to be in denial about how successful you are on this matter--you completely fabricate a story that you've convinced my army to go to your side. As I've said, my organization does not deal with clones in any way, shape or form (not even have them for lunch, as we don't know what you feed them
In fact, I've checked with them just a few moments ago, and they're all perfectly fine; they all showed up to roll-call, and they were still on my side--none of them got a deadly electric shock, either. But just as a precaution, I'm having my entire army go through an extensive testing procedure: the procedure tests them for foreign materials (collars and microchips, for example), and it does extensive polygraphing. The test is finished with 87% of my army, and it hasn't detected any special collars or chips, and none of them are lying about their allegiance to myself and The Cat. Even if every one of the last 13% checks up as being problems in need of solving (
It seems that you and The General have resorted to empty threats. . . . Leiter, you've caused me a fair bit of inconvenience, my illuminating friend.
By the way, Master Jedi, I think the drink you are referring to is the Vesper from Casino Royale (the novel). However, that really isn't specified as being served as "shaken, not stirred." In fact, after my extensive research, I haven't found any martinis that are specifically served shaken. However, there is a martini that can be served as shaken or stirred, and it's the 007 Cocktail. It can be found here.
Oh, and on a more serious note:
It does seem that we have had quite a few very small Freshmen lately, haven't we?
Erm, well to quote James Bond: "A Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred." I'd say that's a martini which is specifically shaken, rather than traditionally stirred. And there is a name for such a drink which has been shaken.
HMmmmm.......
Give me the facts and I'll decide which side to be on. hehehehe.
(Pen, maybe yours...for reasons unknown LOL)
Oooooh, you must join ussssss, dear girl. That's Pendragon, FelixLeiter007, and I! I've got two of the ladies on my side; why not make it a trio?
Don't let the facts (or the General) influence your decision about which side you should be on. THIS IS WAR!!! Propaganda is the name of the game.
So, when I say that you are extremely intelligent, charming, hilarious, and the best looking member at AJB, you know I am telling the truth.
~Pen
mountainburdphotography.wordpress.com
You guys could always just clone me then I could be on both sides.
~Penn
mountainburdphotography.wordpress.com
What do you say? FelixLeiter007, Pendragon, ilovepierce and Phantom_Phan1 - fancy helping me steal a GoldenEye and gaining control of a powerful space weapon? We could use it to blast the enemy strongholds before the clones are sent in.