Was there ever such a spy as Bond?
OurManInJakarta
Posts: 4MI6 Agent
Not to be too cynical, but what is the job of a spy after all? in my mind, the typical M16 agent or CIA agent is just some bureaucrat sitting behind a desk surfing the net... just like the rest of us... he he.
the idea that he speaks a variety of languages, can go to exotic locales like Vietnam and "blend in" is patently ridiculous. [just look at Connery's "Turning Japanese" sequence in YOLT. pure camp.]
I lived behind the iron curtain for a year and yes, it's true that if you speak the language well enough, you can pass. but now living in asia, i assure you it's totally impossible to pass as a local in any way shape or form. in fact, people living here (in SE Asia) often don't venture out of their own village/town. any newcomer is IMMEDIATELY noticed.
now imagine if the said newcomer is some westerner, 6' tall, poncing around with a coolie hat on and fake eyebrows. crowds would form around him immediately and rip the Berlitz Phrase Book out of his hand.
there is a popular conception that CIA/M16 agents live exotic double lives as chameleons, changing shape as suits their purpose... but i don't think so.
i know, i know. many people will say to me, IT'S JUST A MOVIE! GET OVER IT!... but we're allowed to discuss it... right?
anyway, just wondering what others think about this point... [it perhaps explains why western spy services are helpless in the face of al qaeda... no one can infiltrate them!]
the idea that he speaks a variety of languages, can go to exotic locales like Vietnam and "blend in" is patently ridiculous. [just look at Connery's "Turning Japanese" sequence in YOLT. pure camp.]
I lived behind the iron curtain for a year and yes, it's true that if you speak the language well enough, you can pass. but now living in asia, i assure you it's totally impossible to pass as a local in any way shape or form. in fact, people living here (in SE Asia) often don't venture out of their own village/town. any newcomer is IMMEDIATELY noticed.
now imagine if the said newcomer is some westerner, 6' tall, poncing around with a coolie hat on and fake eyebrows. crowds would form around him immediately and rip the Berlitz Phrase Book out of his hand.
there is a popular conception that CIA/M16 agents live exotic double lives as chameleons, changing shape as suits their purpose... but i don't think so.
i know, i know. many people will say to me, IT'S JUST A MOVIE! GET OVER IT!... but we're allowed to discuss it... right?
anyway, just wondering what others think about this point... [it perhaps explains why western spy services are helpless in the face of al qaeda... no one can infiltrate them!]
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I agree with you about anyone from America or Western Europe going over to Asia and "blending in" like a local. It's not likely at all, no matter how well you know their language. Even if anyone could do as you just mentioned, very few could speak another language perfectly, especially between continents, in my opinion. No matter how fluently you can speak a foreign language, you probably won't get the accent perfect. I think if they sent someone over to another country like that, they would probably have agents in which that country was their native country, and therefore those agents could blend in perfectly.
Not to go off the subject, but as for me, I don't know if I could go over to England and speak the accent perfectly. . . .I can wing it halfway decent, but if I tried I would probably just get weird looks and people saying "There goes another American." )
I speak French (Canadian French albeit) and Attenborough's French is quite acceptable. He couldn't pass for a Frenchman in a long detailed interrogation, i think, but it is good enough that he could pass a cursory questioning. I also studied German and damn... his German did sound very convincing.
At the other end of the spectrum, Val Kilmer in THE SAINT. MWHAHAHAHA! his Russian cleaning lady was hilarious. He wouldn't get 5 steps into the street before crowds would start to form, ripping off various facial prosthetics from him. As for walking up to customs with fake noses, chins, etc. with a cheesy French or Spanish accent as he did... i think he'd find himself in a holding cell pretty quickly.
I maintain my initial assertion that most spies are bureaucrats and pencil pushers...
And, of course, there are a few memoirs by former spies who write about their work and experiences, which give more information about real espionage - not what we see in movies and TV. My favorite is "See No Evil: The True Story of a Ground Soldier in the CIA's War on Terrorism" by Robert Baer, who has worked in places like Iraq, Dushanbe, Rabat, Beirut, Khartoum, and New Delhi, so it's not impossible to blend in with the locals, especially if you dont try to be one of them It's fascinating to read his opinion on why the CIA failed to prevent 9/11 and why it's not as effective as before. By the way, I learned recently that this book will be adapted for the big screen! George Clooney is planning to produce it and star in it.
Believe it or not,
I read an interesting article on this in a British movie mag called Neon about seven years ago, when the Bond with Pierce and Michelle Yeoh was about to come out.
They said that Fleming had in mind a Russian double-agent as a role model when he wrote Bond. Of course, most authors tend to put more of themselves into books than they would admit,
but the magazine actually named the Russkie and printed a picture. (Ladies, he was no matinee idol--imagine a Frenchman with a bean-shaped head and a fifty-year hangover.)
They suggested, also, the Ian Fleming's military training has been largely exaggerated...
As for spies, when Aldrich Ames was caught selling secrets to the Soviets, it turns out all he was doing was making photocopies of classified documents all day. A spy's job, then, seems to be closer to that of a librarian than a super-smooth assassin.
However, below are 3 men who from conficting sources, supposedly inspired Ian Fleming's James Bond character:
Sir Fitzroy MacLean, Scottish soldier, diplomat, politician and author:
Dusko Popov:
Sidney Reilly, a British spy active during WWI and the Bolshevik Revolution, lived a life similar to James Bond's. Reilly, like Bond, was out there to topple governments, and to merely venture on such grand undertakings would be out of the conventional spy's league. Like the above gentlemen, he is credited as being the inspiration for James Bond. When asked what he thought about his creation compared to Reilly, Fleming responded to the effect, "James Bond is no Sidney Reilly." Reilly, similar to Bond, lived an opulent lifestyle, possessed expensive art and furnishings (non-Bond), had many wives (again, non-Bond) and mistresses, and was considered a handsome ladiesman in his time. Sadly, he reportedly was executed in Russia around 1925 after being lured there by his enemies.
Made famous by Sam Neill's portrayal in a 12-episode series entitled "Reilly, Ace of Spies," Neill sort of looked like Reilly when dressed up, but much better looking IMO; he'd have to be, since it's the movies:
[img=http://www.ibiblio.org/samneill/films/filmstills/reilly.gif]Such men lived colorful lives of adventure, and it seems unlikely for today's working class agents to dabble among society and government elites. Post Script: There's an honorable mention for Tom Langridge who according to the book, "The Real 007" is the inspiration for James Bond. However, I could not find other sources apart from that book to support that.[/img]
The scenarios you pose remind me of the Tom Clancy books with the Clark and Chavez characters seeming to be themselves in a Middle-Eastern city or on a small South Pacific island. On film, it was interesting to see in "Blackhawk Down" how the Delta and Ranger recon scouts didn't bother to disguise the fact that they were Westerners and mingled openly in the Mogadishu markets.
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If that's the case, cheers to Mr. Popov who indirectly had a great effect to you and me! I've got to look up tonight Fleming's Spanish Job; can you briefly share some highlights of that?
Sadly, I can't even remember the name of the book, or the author, but the story is hillarious.
Thank you, now I remember that story as well, and like you, I don't know which book I read it from.
I completely forgot about Reilly! That was a
great show. And unlike the Bond films, the
Reilly character could really be cold-blooded
when he had to be--from memory, Reilly shot a female double-agent in the back and he let an amateur spy (in the shipyard episode) get killed by an angry mob when that bumbling twit was in danger of losing his head and jeopardizing the mission...etc.
All Bond fans should rent or watch Reilly,
Ace of Spies for a more hard-edged, realistic
spy--and what a role model! He decided to stage
a coup in Russia and head the provisional gov't
by himself!
Knowing that the Germans were anxious to find a way of passing money to their beleaguered agents in Britain, Popov had let it drop to one of his contacts in the Abwehr (German counter-intelligence) that he knew a Jewish theatrical agent in London who was worried about the course of the war and anxious to secure his future by building up a stock of dollars in neutral America.
The Germans had swallowed the bait hook, line and sinker, and that day a German agent had passed to Popov, the 80,000 dollars on the understanding that the Jew would pay an equivalent sum in sterling to their agent in London. THE beauty of the plan was that the German agent in London was already double-crossing his masters, and while His Majesty's Government would pocket a nice profit in valuable dollars, he would report back to Berlin the conclusion of a successful deal.
It was while Tricycle was savouring the deal's successful conclusion that he noticed at one of the chemin de fer tables a Lithuanian to whom he had taken an instant dislike.
The Lithuanian was a refugee from the Russians. Each night when his turn came to hold the bank he had an insulting way of declaring "no limit" on the stakes which incensed Tricycle. Tonight, Tricycle thought, was the night the Lithuanian was going to be taught a lesson.
As he made his decision the bank passed to the Lithuanian who made his usual arrogant declaration. Tricycle counted out 50,000 of the dollars he was due to pass on to his British employers the next morning and threw them on the table. The Lithuanian sagged as if all the air had gone out of him. As Tricycle had gambled, he had nothing like that sum to back up his bombast. The manager was summoned and the Lithuanian had to leave in a state of acute embarassment.
If this casino confrontation has a familiar ring about it today, it could be because among the representatives of British Intelligence in the casino that July night in 1941 was a Royal Navy Volunteer Reserve lieutenat named Ian Lancaster Fleming.
NOW 61, Popov recalls that Fleming, who was involved in Naval Intelligence work, went pale that evening in the casino, when he put the 50,000 dollars stake money on the table.
"I don't know why Fleming was at Estoril," Popov says. "Perhaps he was there to keep an eye on the money, or on me, or perhaps on both."
The book you speak of could be Spy/Counterspy, Popov's memoir. The full article is posted here.
being an agent in a foreign country is something else! I read somewhere that the norwegian agents complained that the "Q-branch" got the clothes wrong. And England and Norway had very simular cultures.
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By looking near the beginning of this thread, I think I might have stumbled upon what has inspired Barbara Broccoli to cast Daniel Craig as Bond Doesn't Craig bear some resemblance to the late Mr. Popov?
I highly recommend the 12-part miniseries "Reilly: Ace of Spies," starring former near-Bond Sam Neill, to anyone fond of either historical drama or espionage stories. To my knowledge it has yet to be made available in DVD format, but I proudly own it in classic VHS. IMHO, it is just excellent...and, ironically enough, several episodes were directed by the currently reviled ( ) Martin Campbell, of GE, Zorro and upcoming CR fame...
"I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
"Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
Perhaps a successor to AKB46 has been found after all... )
Obviously, leading man good looks are not a prerequisite for real-life espionage acumen. Not so, naturally, in the movies.
"I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
"Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
I think you're being too generous to me, Loeffelholz .
The informant brings the important news flash that any notion of a "real superspy like James Bond" has been "resoundingly" scotched, by none other than than the well-known "real" Yugoslav James Bond, Dusko Popov.
The author establishes his insider credentials with an intriguing snippet in the form of Popov's "real" name. I understand "Dusan" is a traditional Serbian name that means something like "Count" or "Duke". Despite his mother's pleas, Popov insisted on the more familir "Dusko".
The full article then wanders off inro am unexplicabl denunciation of Hungary's authoritarian inter-war regent, Admiral Miklos Horthy.
Clearly a diligent researcher, our correspondent has dug up his quote from 1981, but credited it only to a "group of Italian jounalists"
Popov in fact often employed this sort of throwaway line at press conferences when the inevitable questions about James Bond came up. They reflect more on (say) the use of quality booze as a literary and cinematic prop, versus the prudent self-discipline of a professional agent, like Dusko.
Note the earth-shaking anniversaries. Already excitement is building for next year.
A better insight into Popov's sentiments may be found in a 1973 one-on-one interview with Popov posted on my website courtesy of writer Allen Road and The Age.
An archived article on my ownwebsite mentionsFleming's 1941 visit to the casino at Estoril with Popov's "foreign exchange" sting and its sequel at the same casino at Estoril. He fingers Fleming, etc. etc. The full story of Popov's role in the Bond mythos seems yet to be revealed.
Professionals like Popov and Fleming didn't give away their secrets for nothing, or share them with an adoring public any more than was absolutely necessary. They liked to modestly play down the sensational aspects of their work, or better still, maintain the illusion that they were unbelievable, sensational fiction.
In the Cold War, (as now) books, films and news stories were more important than all the bombs, bullets, and 'blind' black ops put together - although they were often managed by the same people!
Queiroz's story appears in full on the website of the Inter Press Service News Agency and s plastered across half the web. So where is my fricking website?
Queiroz appearsto be a freelance journalist of Brazilian origin who has picked up work from UN agencies in the past. However, a person of the same name is a HP Content Management VP.
I wonder where this guy gets his information?