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Alec: "Why can't you just be a good boy and die?"
Bond: "You first..."
DAD: "Tell it to the Consiage hmm.."
Bond: You know your cleverer than you look."
Q: Still better at looking cleverer than you are."
TND: White Knight to White Rouge, I've evacuated the area, ask the admiral where he'd like his bombs delivered?"
Admiral: "You know M somtime I don't think you have the balls for this job."
M: Perhaps, but the advantage is I don't have to think with them all the time."
At the end of TSWLM, Bond and Anya are caught....uhh....together by M and Gogol! M asks Bond what he thinks he's doing , and Bond replies deadpan with: "Keeping the British end up!"
That one is priceless!
"Good morning... My name's Bond, James Bond." George Lazenby as James Bond in OHMSS, as he's greeting Blofeld's Angels of Death at Piz Gloria.
It's the classic line, twisted slightly, and delivered with the perfect dose of reverance, raw animal magnetism, and frivolity (that's right, I found a thesaurus) that only George Lazenby could pull off.
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FelixLeiter ♀Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
Quoting Tilly Masterson 007:
"You know him?. Not socially. His name's Jaws, he kills people."
Goodhead to Bond in Moonraker.
Every time I watch that, after Bond says "...he kills people," I can never resist the urge to go "Never!" You see, I am like Bond, I never can resist the urge to say something witty. Maybe that's why that teacher gave me detention...
lol one of my favorite one liners is from Everything or Nothing(yes a game not a movie) where Bond and M are talking about Zorin and Bond replies with:
"We once played bridge together. He lost."
and also from Die Another Day:
"Don't blow it all at once."
NightshooterIn bed with SolitairePosts: 2,917MI6 Agent
Quoting Sir_Miles_Messervy:
TLD: Dalton after disabling the police car next to them:
"Salt corrosion." (I just love that he says it in such a matter of fact manner).
TMWTGG "I've lost my charm!"
"Not from where I'm standing"
I absolutely love the one you mentioned from TMWTGG. You can say that quote, or at least the part Moore says, in about any situation and sound cool.
Quoting Nightshooter:
I absolutely love the one you mentioned from TMWTGG. You can say that quote, or at least the part Moore says, in about any situation and sound cool.
Bit like, 'Bet he drinks Carling Black Label.'
It's not too witty but I still love Bernard Lee's 'Oh, thank you!' when his painting is pierced with one of the poison darts in Moonraker.
Um, does 'First there was a dream. Now there is reality,' etc. count as a single line?
THE BEST ONE LINER EVER!!
Prof. Dent attempts to assassinate Bond by shooting him in his sleep.
He shoots at the bed, not realizing that there are pillows under the covers not 007.
A Walther armed Bond surprises Prof. Dent and tells him to throw down his gun and sit on the end of the bed, which he does.
Bond lights a cigarette, seemingly distracted. Dent grabs his gun in a final attempt to kill Bond.
The gun has no bullets left in it.
Bond responds with...
"That's a Smith and Wesson, and you've had your six."
Bond shoots Prof. Dent dead.
Classic
M really doesn't mind you making a little money on the side, Dryden. She would just prefer it wasn't by selling secrets.
JB: I always thought M was a randomly assigned initial, I didn't know it stood for...
M: Utter one more syllable and I'll have you killed.
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
I'm sorry, next time I'll shoot out the video camera
Well, I understand double-0's have a very short life expectancy. So your mistake will be short-lived.
Vesper Lynd: I'm the money.
JB: Every penny of it.
Sorry, that last hand nearly killed me
JB: Dry Martini.
Bartender: Oui, monsieur.
JB: Wait... three measures of Gordon's; one of vodka; half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it over ice, and add a thin slice of lemon peel.
Bartender: Yes, sir.
Tomelli: You know, I'll have one of those.
Infante: So will I.
Bartender: Certainly.
Felix Leiter: My friend, bring me one as well, keep the fruit.
Le Chiffre:That's it? Hm? Anyone want to play poker now?
FL: Someone's in a hurry.
Vesper: If the only thing left of you was your smile and your little finger, you'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever known.
JB: That's because you know what I can do with my little finger...
Le Chiffre: You've changed your shirt, Mr Bond. I do hope our little game isn't causing you to perspire?
JB: A little. But I won't worry unless I start weeping blood.
I have no armour left. You've stripped it from me. Whatever is left of me - whatever is left of me - whatever I am - I'm yours.
Why would I need time? The job is done. The bitch is dead.
And a few of my faves from other movies:
Dr. No:
World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they're Naploeon. Or God.
That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six. (arguably the best line ever in a Bond film!)
Honey Ryder: Are you looking for shells too?
JB: No, I'm just looking.
Goldfinger:
My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!
Pussy Galore: My name is Pussy Galore.
JB: I must be dreaming.
You're a woman of many parts, Pussy!
PG: What happened? Where's Goldfinger?
JB: Playing his golden harp.
Thunderball:
Fiona: Some men just don't like to be driven.
Bond: No, some men don't like to be taken for a ride.
Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead.
JB: That gun, it looks more fitting for a woman.
Largo: You know much about guns, Mr. Bond?
JB: No, but I know a little about women.
Diamonds Are Forever:
Plenty O'Toole: Hi, I'm Plenty.
James Bond: But of course you are.
JB: Exceptionally fine shot.
Thug: I didn't know there was a pool down there.
JB: Weren't you a blonde when I came in?
Tiffany Case: Could be.
JB: I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette.
TC: Which do you prefer?
JB: Well, provided the collar and cuffs match...
(After putting a cassette in Tiffany's bikini bottoms)
JB: Bitch. Your problems are all behind you now.
Here are a few of my favourites; (In chronological order)
1)"Unfortunately I misjudged you. You are just a stupid policeman." (DN)
2)"Does the toppling of American missiles really compensate for having no hands?" (DN)
3)"She had her kicks." (FRWL)
4)"Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die!" (GF)
5)"He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." (LALD)
6)"He just dropped in for a quick bite." (TSWLM)
7)"I thought Christmas comes only once a year." (TWINE)
But for my absolute favourite, have a look at my signature.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
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"She had her kicks"-FRWL
Alec: "Why can't you just be a good boy and die?"
Bond: "You first..."
DAD: "Tell it to the Consiage hmm.."
Bond: You know your cleverer than you look."
Q: Still better at looking cleverer than you are."
TND: White Knight to White Rouge, I've evacuated the area, ask the admiral where he'd like his bombs delivered?"
Admiral: "You know M somtime I don't think you have the balls for this job."
M: Perhaps, but the advantage is I don't have to think with them all the time."
"Don't touch that!That's My lunch!"-Q
"....are you finished?" "Yes." "Good."
GE
That one is priceless!
It's the classic line, twisted slightly, and delivered with the perfect dose of reverance, raw animal magnetism, and frivolity (that's right, I found a thesaurus) that only George Lazenby could pull off.
Independent, one-shot comic books from the outskirts of Melbourne, Australia.
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Every time I watch that, after Bond says "...he kills people," I can never resist the urge to go "Never!" You see, I am like Bond, I never can resist the urge to say something witty. Maybe that's why that teacher gave me detention...
I think this was "You've had your eight, now I have my eighty."
he got the boot
Bond "Do you mind if she sits this one out? She's just dead"
"Salt corrosion." (I just love that he says it in such a matter of fact manner).
TMWTGG "I've lost my charm!"
"Not from where I'm standing"
"We once played bridge together. He lost."
and also from Die Another Day:
"Don't blow it all at once."
I absolutely love the one you mentioned from TMWTGG. You can say that quote, or at least the part Moore says, in about any situation and sound cool.
Bit like, 'Bet he drinks Carling Black Label.'
It's not too witty but I still love Bernard Lee's 'Oh, thank you!' when his painting is pierced with one of the poison darts in Moonraker.
Um, does 'First there was a dream. Now there is reality,' etc. count as a single line?
-There's a four letter word and you are full of it!
Classic Roger Moore (from LALD)
Also,
"You're not married, are you?"
End Of TSWLM, Bond in escapace pod with Anya Oblivious to everything else.
M. "Bond What do think you're doing"!?
Bond & Anya give each other double takes
Bond "Just keeping the British end up Sir."
I don think anyone could have said the line with a staight face like Moore did.
Prof. Dent attempts to assassinate Bond by shooting him in his sleep.
He shoots at the bed, not realizing that there are pillows under the covers not 007.
A Walther armed Bond surprises Prof. Dent and tells him to throw down his gun and sit on the end of the bed, which he does.
Bond lights a cigarette, seemingly distracted. Dent grabs his gun in a final attempt to kill Bond.
The gun has no bullets left in it.
Bond responds with...
"That's a Smith and Wesson, and you've had your six."
Bond shoots Prof. Dent dead.
Classic
Bond: No, I'm just looking.
"Shocking! Positively shocking!"
From Russia With Love:
"What an awful woman!"
"She's had her kicks."
Diamonds are Forever:
1."Well, that's a nice little nothing you're almost wearing."
2."Hello, I'm Plenty"
"Of course you are"
"Plenty O'Toole"
"Named after your father perhaps?"
The Man With the Golden Gun
"I've lost my charm!"
"Not from where I'm standing."
The Spy Who Loved Me
"I have a message to deliver to you."
"I think you just did".
Moonraker
"Are you with our group?"
"No ma'am. I'm with the economy tour".
The Living Daylights
"We had some trouble at the airport"
"I can't imagine why"
Goldeneye
"She always did enjoy a good squeeze"
But another I like.
"You're quite a man Mr. James Bond, but I am a superior woman, guess where you get the first shot?"
It's supposed to be serious, but that devilish grin Barbara Carrera gives it makes it a hilarious line!
GF:
Radio: "In Washington today, the President said that he was entirely satisfied..."
Bond (turns off radio): "That makes two of us."
TWINE: "I thought Christmas only comes once a year."
and of course the quote in my signature.
M really doesn't mind you making a little money on the side, Dryden. She would just prefer it wasn't by selling secrets.
JB: I always thought M was a randomly assigned initial, I didn't know it stood for...
M: Utter one more syllable and I'll have you killed.
Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
I'm sorry, next time I'll shoot out the video camera
Well, I understand double-0's have a very short life expectancy. So your mistake will be short-lived.
Vesper Lynd: I'm the money.
JB: Every penny of it.
Sorry, that last hand nearly killed me
JB: Dry Martini.
Bartender: Oui, monsieur.
JB: Wait... three measures of Gordon's; one of vodka; half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it over ice, and add a thin slice of lemon peel.
Bartender: Yes, sir.
Tomelli: You know, I'll have one of those.
Infante: So will I.
Bartender: Certainly.
Felix Leiter: My friend, bring me one as well, keep the fruit.
Le Chiffre:That's it? Hm? Anyone want to play poker now?
FL: Someone's in a hurry.
Vesper: If the only thing left of you was your smile and your little finger, you'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever known.
JB: That's because you know what I can do with my little finger...
Le Chiffre: You've changed your shirt, Mr Bond. I do hope our little game isn't causing you to perspire?
JB: A little. But I won't worry unless I start weeping blood.
I have no armour left. You've stripped it from me. Whatever is left of me - whatever is left of me - whatever I am - I'm yours.
Why would I need time? The job is done. The bitch is dead.
And a few of my faves from other movies:
Dr. No:
World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they're Naploeon. Or God.
That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six. (arguably the best line ever in a Bond film!)
Honey Ryder: Are you looking for shells too?
JB: No, I'm just looking.
Goldfinger:
My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!
Pussy Galore: My name is Pussy Galore.
JB: I must be dreaming.
You're a woman of many parts, Pussy!
PG: What happened? Where's Goldfinger?
JB: Playing his golden harp.
Thunderball:
Fiona: Some men just don't like to be driven.
Bond: No, some men don't like to be taken for a ride.
Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead.
JB: That gun, it looks more fitting for a woman.
Largo: You know much about guns, Mr. Bond?
JB: No, but I know a little about women.
Diamonds Are Forever:
Plenty O'Toole: Hi, I'm Plenty.
James Bond: But of course you are.
JB: Exceptionally fine shot.
Thug: I didn't know there was a pool down there.
JB: Weren't you a blonde when I came in?
Tiffany Case: Could be.
JB: I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette.
TC: Which do you prefer?
JB: Well, provided the collar and cuffs match...
(After putting a cassette in Tiffany's bikini bottoms)
JB: Bitch. Your problems are all behind you now.
Zorin: "Well I'm about to make the same mistake twice." (AVTAK)
"A water pistol?" (TMWTGG)
"Funny how the littest thing amuses him." (LALD)
"Do I look like I give a damned?" (CR)
"and the valet ticket?" (CR)
"C'mon put your back into it" DAD
"He got the boot" LTK
1)"Unfortunately I misjudged you. You are just a stupid policeman." (DN)
2)"Does the toppling of American missiles really compensate for having no hands?" (DN)
3)"She had her kicks." (FRWL)
4)"Do you expect me to talk?" "No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die!" (GF)
5)"He always did have an inflated opinion of himself." (LALD)
6)"He just dropped in for a quick bite." (TSWLM)
7)"I thought Christmas comes only once a year." (TWINE)
But for my absolute favourite, have a look at my signature.