Corrupt A Wish!

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  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    I don't know how to respond to this, but granted, except that your father reveals that he no longer likes computers.

    I wish that my views about Bond are viewed as gospel.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you die and no one cares any more.

    I wish my mom would leave me alone.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted but then she leaves you alone permanently and never talks to you ever again.

    I wish that the Australian Government consults me and follows my advise on all major policy decisions.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • VampiressRNVampiressRN CaliforniaPosts: 203MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you can only speak in gibberish and they don't understand you, so have to keep using their current practices on policy revision/development.

    I wish that my hairdresser would not cut my hair so short.
  • Jedi MasterJedi Master UKPosts: 1,093MI6 Agent
    Ok, he stops cutting your hair at all.

    I wish I hadn't eaten so many sweets today.
    Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and everyone dies.
  • VampiressRNVampiressRN CaliforniaPosts: 203MI6 Agent
    Granted, but now you have an incredible craving for salty things.

    I wish I was finished with my work project so I could go home right now. :(
  • bobfagent 004bobfagent 004 Posts: 55MI6 Agent
    Granted, but your home's been infested with termites that can't be exterminated.

    I wish I could star as Bond in a play.
  • Jedi MasterJedi Master UKPosts: 1,093MI6 Agent
    Granted but MGM, being evil, sues you out of your home.

    I wish the new Bond film would hurry up and be released!
    Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and everyone dies.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it sucks.

    I wish my mate wud com back on msn and talk to me for an hour or so.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • VampiressRNVampiressRN CaliforniaPosts: 203MI6 Agent
    Granted...but it is empty chatter.

    I wish I liked that choice of the Madonna song on DAD.
  • MProps1138MProps1138 Posts: 9MI6 Agent
    Granted, but your ears are taken off by an angry monkey (ouch).

    I wish Diamonds are Forever is remade!
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it's remade with jar jar binks in the lead!

    I wish that I owned every Bond film on video/dvd.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they all refuse to play and are beyond repair.

    I wish I could always think of a decent wish.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited January 2006
    Granted but by the time you do it's too late and either someone else comes up with the same wish before you do or you forget the wish when it come time to actually make a wish.

    I wish that I could receive a knighthood. ;)
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it's only a dream. :D

    I wish I wasn't so fat.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • VampiressRNVampiressRN CaliforniaPosts: 203MI6 Agent
    Granted, but now you are really.....and I mean reeeeeeeally tall.

    I wish it was spring.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but now you want it to be winter.

    I wish someone would post back to me on Random Chat with a decent post.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but these so-called 'decent' posts were only accidentally sent to you, and after this hapens once or twice, people stop responding to you.

    I wish that Australia was a superpower.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • asioasio Melbourne, AustraliaPosts: 546MI6 Agent
    Granted, but our superpower is invisibility. :D

    I wish I could stay awake all day, and never need to go to sleep.
    Drawn Out Dad.
    Independent, one-shot comic books from the outskirts of Melbourne, Australia.
    twitter.com/DrawnOutDad
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted but you start walking round like a Zombie.

    I wish my sonic screwdriver wasn't broken.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Jedi MasterJedi Master UKPosts: 1,093MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you get too curious and start unscrewing all sorts of things to see how they work and, ultimately, you end up unscrewing the earth and killing all human life.

    I wish I could be accepted to Alton college without needing an interview (and don't just say yeh but it's rubbish! ;) ).
    Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and everyone dies.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you get kicked out for blowing it up in your first week. :D

    I wish my mom would quit nagging at me.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • VampiressRNVampiressRN CaliforniaPosts: 203MI6 Agent
    Granted, but now your Dad becomes the nag.

    I wish I could be an evil villian in a Bond movie.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you get killed in the first scene.

    I wish that I could operate on minimal amount of sleep
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you operate dead slow.

    I wish I could watch Big Brother every night.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • VampiressRNVampiressRN CaliforniaPosts: 203MI6 Agent
    Granted, you now have a poster of it on your wall.

    I wish I had the time to write a reference book.
  • VampiressRNVampiressRN CaliforniaPosts: 203MI6 Agent
    Granted, but now you are cast on Big Sister.

    I wish I knew how to play the piano.
  • asioasio Melbourne, AustraliaPosts: 546MI6 Agent
    Granted, but the only tune you know how to play is "Three Blind Mice"

    I wish EON would annouce who the new Bond Girl is already!
    Drawn Out Dad.
    Independent, one-shot comic books from the outskirts of Melbourne, Australia.
    twitter.com/DrawnOutDad
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted but they announce that its Larry David and Bond is now gay!! (Not that there's anything wrong with that ;) )

    (David who stars in the show Curb Your Enthusiasm, co-created Seinfeld)

    I wish the producers announced that this whole Craig is Bond thing was just a joke and Brosnan is back as Bond.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • asioasio Melbourne, AustraliaPosts: 546MI6 Agent
    Granted, but THAT announcement is an April Fool's Joke.

    I wish the soon-to-be-released Casino Royale teaser poster is so well received, that it silences all of the Daniel Craig nay-sayers.
    Drawn Out Dad.
    Independent, one-shot comic books from the outskirts of Melbourne, Australia.
    twitter.com/DrawnOutDad
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