Corrupt A Wish!

largo_7

I wish I hadn't just put my phone through the washing machine and ruined it.

Granted, but then every telemarketer in the world would still be able to call you all the time.

I wish I was given a new Telecaster tomorrow.

FelixLeiter ♀

What on earth is that?

Alex

largo_7 wrote:

I wish I was given a new Telecaster tomorrow.

But then you'd have to get a Marshall Halfstack to compliment it.

I wish I could hand pick the next James Bond

i expect u2 die

Alex wrote:

largo_7 wrote:

I wish I was given a new Telecaster tomorrow.

But then you'd have to get a Marshall Halfstack to compliment it.

I wish I could hand pick the next James Bond

Granted, But you're only able to choose between 50 Cent and Kanye West.

I wish I was better at pulling girls

Nightshooter

Granted, but then you'd pull them apart. (haha, I'm an idiot)

I wish I would be James Bond one day.

Jedi Master

Granted, but you release the film which kills the series and the guilt of it all drives you mad so you are taken away from your family and put into a home and you have to wear a straight jacket and sit alone all day doing nothing in a padded cell and...

Wait, did I go too far?

I wish I was an adult already.

Nightshooter

Granted, but you'd be fat and bald.

I wish I had an Aston Martin.

i expect u2 die

Nightshooter wrote:

Granted, but you'd be fat and bald.

I wish I had an Aston Martin.

Granted, but it has no wheels.

I wish my computer had better specs

Nightshooter

Granted, but every aspect of it is only one kb better.

I wish I had the best home theater system in the world.

Nikolai_Diavolo 05

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish Sofia Vergara and I were more... intimate.

largo_7

FelixLeiter007 wrote:

What on earth is that?

A Fender Telecaster is a type of electric guitar. It's very versatile and a classic instrument. Runs about $800-1200 for an American made one.

The Baron

Nikolai_Diavolo 05 wrote:

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish Sofia Vergara and I were more... intimate.

But unfortunately she had an extra body part.

I wish I had a more hours in a day

Jedi Master

Ok, but it's because you work on a nuclear submarine so you live by a 36 hour day.

I wish I didn't have to do any coursework.

Nightshooter

Granted, but then you wouldn't have any courses, and would have no education.

I wish I was friends with Roger Moore.

FelixLeiter ♀

Granted, but your other friends murder you because they think uv betrayed them. lol.

I wish John Lennon hadn't been shot and lived to the year 2042 (making him 102!).

Nightshooter

Granted, but then Yoko Ono would've been shot instead, and then... wait, that would've been a GOOD thing. Uh... carry on...

Jedi Master

Heh, nice!

Ok I'll corrupt it shall I?

Granted but he went on to form his own band and the others followed suit leaving us with 3 'Paul McCartney and Wings'es and everyone starts forming their own Beatles tribute bands and...

Ok I'm not very good at this either am I?! Hem hem, carry on ?:) !

Nightshooter

Jedi Master wrote:

Heh, nice!

Ok I'll corrupt it shall I?

Granted but he went on to form his own band and the others followed suit leaving us with 3 'Paul McCartney and Wings'es and everyone starts forming their own Beatles tribute bands and...

Ok I'm not very good at this either am I?! Hem hem, carry on ?:) !

But... they DID all go off and have their own groups. Ringo had a lot of great post-Beates songs, as did George.
Can ANYONE come up with a good reply to it??

Nightshooter

Finally!

For your wish, granted, but everybody's idea of world peace is nuclear holocaust.

I wish I was a martial arts master and could beat ANYONE up.

Bad Dog

Granted, but then you would be defeated by James Bond's wit and intellegence.

I wish I was a professional video game player.

Nightshooter

Granted, but then you'd be beaten by a professional video gamer who is seven, and you'd live your life in shame.

I wish I could come up with something witty to say for every situation.

Bad Dog

Granted, but than we would be stuck with George Cheney.

I wish women were more attracted to film geeks.

Pendragon

Granted, But Dick Cheney takes over, plummiting the USA forther into the dirt than it is.

I wish I could Kill Raoul from Phantom of the Opera

Sir_Miles_Messervy

Bad Dog wrote:

Granted, but than we would be stuck with George Cheney.

I wish women were more attracted to film geeks.

Granted, but they're attracted to every film geek in the world, but you.

I wish all genders, ethnicities, and classes were considered equal.

Bad Dog

Sir_Miles_Messervy wrote:

Bad Dog wrote:

Granted, but than we would be stuck with George Cheney.

I wish women were more attracted to film geeks.

Granted, but they're attracted to every film geek in the world, but you.

I wish all genders, ethnicities, and classes were considered equal.

You know what, granted, just granted, that's too good a wish to corrupt.

Nikolai_Diavolo 05

Pendragon wrote:

Granted, But Dick Cheney takes over, plummiting the USA forther into the dirt than it is.

I wish I could Kill Raoul from Phantom of the Opera

Granted, but for revenge you get killed by his no-life biggest fan.

I wish I could look like Pierce Brosnan.

Vroomfondel

Granted but you're stuck as his stunt double and never get to do any really good scenes or meet good-looking women.

I wish that today was December 26.

Nikolai_Diavolo 05

Granted, but you have a hangover and your mother is fuming at you for being drunk at Christmas and dancing on the coffee table.

I wish Craig would resign fromt he role of Bond and get a job at the McDonalds by my house so I could laugh and throw stuff at him.

FelixLeiter ♀

Granted, but everyone one who saw the film and was accosiated mysteriously died. It had made so much money because there were so many idiots who didn't believe you'd die when you saw the film.

I wish 'the accident' had never happened so that I would never have had any siblings.

Vroomfondel

Granted, but one of them will end up saving your life at somepoint in the future, meaning you die.

I wish that I had From Russia With Love.