Corrupt A Wish!

007 James -Bond

does the ppk stay silenced in frwl

Nightshooter

Vroomfondel wrote:

Granted, but one of them will end up saving your life at somepoint in the future, meaning you die.

I wish that I had From Russia With Love.

Granted, but you wouldn't be able to play it, because the second you put the disk in your console, it would break it, so, not only does your console break, but the FRWL disk does, too.

I wish that Myrddin would stop talking about Brosnan being a pretty boy. (Haha! Take that, Alecscradle! )

AlecsCradle

I wish Nightshotter would have thought of a good I wish statement.

Nightshooter

Doh! well, Granted, I'll go edit my non-wish post. BWAHAHAHA!

AlecsCradle

Fine

Nightshooter wrote:

I wish that Myrddin would stop talking about Brosnan being a pretty boy. (Haha! Take that, Alecscradle! )

Granted but then Myrddin became attracted to you.

Nightshooter

Ahh!!

Hey, but now YOU forgot to make a wish!

AlecsCradle

I wish Nightshooter would stop being over dramatic of what I do and do not do.

Nikolai_Diavolo 05

Granted but than an ugly chick obsesses instead.

My wish of Daniel Craig resigning and getting a job st McDonalds and I throw food at him still stands (PS REVISED: Barbara Broccoli than is fired by SONY and becomes Craigs McDonalds manager).

Nightshooter

Granted, but then all of the hot women in your neighborhood would flock to him, and hate you for throwing food at him, and never speak to you again.

I wish I didn't have so much homework.

Pendragon

granted, but then you'd fail all tests forever.

I wish that I could give George Lucas a lecture on how to make movies, in person (those last three..*shudder* oh the humanity!)

Jedi Master

Granted but he works at McDonalds so he has an arsenal of much MUCH worse food that you could EVER imagine to throw back at you.

I wish people would leave Craig alone and at least let him to a film before they critisize him so, he's Bond, accept it.

FelixLeiter ♀

granted, but they murder him insted.

I wish technology never let me down.

AlecsCradle

Granted, your wish is not not corrupted.

I wish Nightshooter would corrupt this wish.

Nightshooter

Granted, I am NOT corrupting your wish!

I wish we could come up with some new, original wishes.

Nikolai_Diavolo 05

Granted but the newbies steal them and take them elsewhere, thus becoming unoriginal as everyone uses them.

I wish I had the worlds biggest feet! (Take that, bigfoot!)

Nikolai_Diavolo 05

Granted, but than total anarchy rules when people start b*tching about the good things.

I wish I could eat all the Portillos food I want (hotdogs, italian beefs, chocolate cake) and not gain any weight.

Jedi Master

Granted, but it happens because you turn them all into energy rather than fat, then you have a massive sugar rush and go crazy!

I wish money wasn't such an issue!

FelixLeiter ♀

Granted, but everyone's death becomes one instead.

I wish no 1 would eva dis me eva agen.

i expect u2 die

FelixLeiter007 wrote:

Granted, but everyone's death becomes one instead.

I wish no 1 would eva dis me eva agen.

Granted, they think you're stupid but you don't even realise, thus you can never get a boyfriend, and thus never a husband, and thus never any children.

I wish I was happy in any situation, no matter how bad.

Nightshooter

Granted, but then you'd have nowhere to corrupt anyone's wish.

I wish I had a new computer.

i expect u2 die

SeanBeanConnery wrote:

Granted, but you're taken to a lunatic asylum during a soldier's funeral.

Hey, I'm happy!

i expect u2 die

SeanBeanConnery wrote:

Granted, but it's a computer with Windows XP.

I wish Bill Gates were dead.

Granted, but he died 30 years ago, and AJB does not exist, so you have nowhere to talk to so many Bond fans.

I wish I could play James Bond in the best Bond film ever made.

FelixLeiter ♀

Granted, the film was great, but you sucked.

I wish I hadn't fallen asleep during Children In Need.

Jedi Master

Granted, but when you watched it you realised how bad it was and that the whole charity, in fact, is just a scam!

I wish sweets (that's candy) weren't bad for you!

FelixLeiter ♀

Granted, it's fatal instead.

I wish I wasn't going to die.

i expect u2 die

FelixLeiter007 wrote:

Granted, it's fatal instead.

I wish I wasn't going to die.

Granted, but everyone else is.

I wish I didn't have a blocked nose, and nobody will reply by saying that instead i have an even worse problem.

Jedi Master

Ok, you don't have a blocked nose now, but you will for the rest of your life.

I wish I had loads and loads of cool (and pointless) gadgets making my life stupidly easy.

FelixLeiter ♀

Granted, but they get nicked.

I wish I had a fully functioning TARDIS and knew how to use it.

FelixLeiter ♀

PLEASE! I'm dying 4 sum1 to corrupty this wish. Ooops! thought i was still on msn...

Jedi Master

Ok you have a fully functioning TARDIS but it randomly becomes sentient and evil with it and it traps you inside it.