Corrupt A Wish!

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  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but drugs are discovered in a locker. I wish my history presentation was finished.
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    Granted, but you discover it was due in a week ago.

    I wish I could reach beyond the wall of death and speak to Ian Fleming himself.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but he doesn't speak to you...
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Free wish or did you forget?
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    I forgot...I wish I wasn't felling so lousy right now.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you receive bad news and you start feeling even more lousy!

    I wish that the moon was made out of cheese!
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it is moldy.

    I wish that it was sunny.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it's not sunny where you live!

    (This thread has now reached 1000 posts! {[] )

    I wish that I was able to remember, in detail, what I wanted to remember, and able to forget what I did not want to remember.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you forget something that you need to remember, but forget that you need to remember it.

    I wish that I had a remote controlled airplane.
  • i expect u2 diei expect u2 die LondonPosts: 583MI6 Agent
    0064 wrote:
    Granted, but you forget something that you need to remember, but forget that you need to remember it.

    I wish that I had a remote controlled airplane.

    Granted, but you don't have the remote.

    I wish (more of a 'hope') people would laugh at my supposedly funny stand-up monologue on Tuesday
    www.daniel-piper.co.uk
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they laugh because you forgot to wear anything!

    I wish the bond series would live on for a long time.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but 5 years from now, you are not interested in Bond.

    I wish that i had a Wii.
  • TonyDPTonyDP Inside the MonolithPosts: 4,307MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    0064 wrote:
    I wish that i had a Wii.

    Granted, but nobody else buys one so no games are made for it.

    I wish Italy would win the World Cup.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but drugs are found, and the rest is history

    I wish that Nintendo wouldmake more shooters.
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they would all just be remakes of a very stupid one!

    I wish I lived in a mansion.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, you live in a mansion as a member of the housekeeping staff!

    I wish that more people would repond to my posts (the people whom my posts were direcetd at).
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    Granted, but they disagree with everything you say.

    I wish that I had a beer right now!
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it is one of those non-alcoholic beers!

    I wish that Australia would reclaim the Ashes later this year 5-0!
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    Granted, but they drop the urn and it breaks, and Ricky Ponting is arrested for the destruction of a sacred object. :D

    I wish my mates were into James Bond.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they hate FRWL, OHMSS, LALD, TLD and GF!

    I wish that I had completed my university readings.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they are in semi-albanian immigrants moving to Belarus!

    I wish I had more time to read books!
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they are all lousy.

    I wish that I had more control over my life.
  • The Sly FoxThe Sly Fox USAPosts: 467MI6 Agent
    edited May 2006
    Granted, you gain total control and now life is no longer fun because there are no challenges...

    I wish the PS3 (the real one, not the $500 budget-version) wouldn't be so expensive when it comes out ($600)... :s
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it will be terrible because they made it cheaper and so they made cheap material , and it brakes when you press the ON button.


    I wish people liked TMWTGG, I did and I stand alone on the issue.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Dan Same wrote:
    Granted, but it's not sunny where you live!

    (This thread has now reached 1000 posts! {[] )

    I wish that I was able to remember, in detail, what I wanted to remember, and able to forget what I did not want to remember.


    Cheers my friend! This is by far the most successful thread I have ever started!

    In response to P-B, granted, but they pnly like TMWTGG and refuse to watch the rest of the series.

    I wish Lewis Black was my personal joke-writer.
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but he only writes jokes you hate!

    I wish I was not highly alergic to cats, so I could keep one that looks like Ernst Stavro Blofeld's.
  • The CatThe Cat Where Blofeld is!Posts: 711MI6 Agent
    Pierce_Brosnan wrote:
    Granted, but he only writes jokes you hate!

    I wish I was not highly alergic to cats, so I could keep one that looks like Ernst Stavro Blofeld's.

    Granted, but the furry mastermind will destroy the world! :))

    I wish I could speak all the languages in the world!
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you can't understand what other people are saying.

    I wish that I knew the meaning of success.
  • Pierce_BrosnanPierce_Brosnan Posts: 329MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you don't know the meaning of persistense!

    I wish everybody in the world liked me. Boys would want to be my friends, and girls would like to have me as their boyfriend.
  • 00640064 Somewhere out west...Posts: 1,083MI6 Agent
    Granted, but thats only everybody who's anybody, everyone else hates you.

    I wish that I could get outof anything.
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