Corrupt A Wish!

Nikolai_Diavolo 05 · November 2005

Granted but the universe really is just one giant peach.

I wish I were President of the United States.

asio · November 2005

Granted, but now you're too busy to visit AJB!

I wish I had a speaking role alongside Daniel Craig in the upcoming Casino Royale.

FelixLeiter ♀ · November 2005

Granted, but it's cut from the film.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

Nightshooter · November 2005

Granted, but you'd be having so mmuch fun that you get exhausted and die.

I wish I was really, really good at golf.

Jedi Master · November 2005

Granted, but you become so good they ban you from all major competitions and events and, in fact, courses.

I wish I could sing as well as Freddy Mercury could in his prime.

Nightshooter · November 2005

Granted, but then you'd feel the need to take off your shirt all the time and you'd get arrested because you did it too often in restaurants.

I wish that if I wanted something, I could get it without having to wait a week for it to arrive from wherever I ordered it from.

AlecsCradle · November 2005

Granted, instead of having to wait a week for your stuff you order you will be forced to wait a year.

I wish I had a pony.

FelixLeiter ♀ · November 2005

Granted, but it's just a toy.

I wish everyone would get over the fact that my boyfriend and me are going out.

Nightshooter · November 2005

Granted, but that would happen only because he died, and now you are devastated.

I wish I had a new iPod video.

AlecsCradle · November 2005

Granted, she no longer has that boyfriend so she can't talk about him. Instead she gets a new boyfriend who is James Bond.

I wish for world peace

Nikolai_Diavolo 05 · November 2005

Granted, but we burn all weapons and the Democrats take over *shudder*

I wish I could rule the world and everybody loved me.

FelixLeiter ♀ · November 2005

Granted, but they love you so much you're killed in a stampeed as thousands of people try to get your autograph.

I wish the days were longer!

jamesbondagent007 · November 2005

Granted, but the first longer day never ends.

I wish I could have unlimited money, but it wouldn't affect any economies.

Nightshooter · November 2005

Granted, but then Bill Gates would become envious of you and send an assassin to kill you.

I wish I had a fridge that restocks itself with food I like whenever it is empty, and has a built in TV!

Jedi Master · November 2005

Granted, it just dies through lack of response.

I wish everone whose first language was English (myself included) knew exactly how to use it correctly and always did.

FelixLeiter ♀ · November 2005

Granted, but the chavs rebel and there's a huge masacre.

I wish it was a snow day tomorrow! (we have hd snow all day and my mom could only just use her car!

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Jedi Master · November 2005

Ok but it's because there was 20ft of snow so you are completely snowed in and all power and phone lines to your house have been destroyed, also you're running out of food.

Evil enough for you :V

I wish I had my own TV show after becoming famous from having a staring role in the new Star Wars film (which was a huge success).

bobfagent 004 · November 2005

Jedi Master wrote:

I wish I had my own TV show after becoming famous from having a staring role in the new Star Wars film (which was a huge success).

Granted, but all you do is stare like you did in the movie! {:) (lol, sorry)

I wish "RENT" (the "movie" and the "play") would DIE!!!!!!!! (HA! Try and corrupt that one!!!)

Nightshooter · November 2005

Granted, but then a new show that you despise comes out, and you win tickets to it and backstage passes, etc. You don't want to go, but your annoying sibling (if you didn't have one, now you do) makes you go. You die out of hatred.

I wish I could always think of a new wish.

bobfagent 004 · November 2005

Granted, but none of the new wishes come true.

I wish that I could hook up with Trish Stratus.

Nightshooter · November 2005

Granted, but you do it with her when she is ninety-two years old.

I wish that when I wake up in the morning, I have James Bond's intellect and wit, and an Aston Martin DB5 (with extras!) to match.

FelixLeiter ♀ · November 2005

Granted, but it all disappear 10 minutes later.

I wish this topic would continue to be popular for ever and never get closed.

Sean Connery JB007 · November 2005

Granted, but then your boyfriend will leave you because you spend too much time here.

I wish Liverpool will be the Champion this season!

Jedi Master · November 2005

Granted, but it's because all the other football teams in the world go bankrupt and the sport dies a death. What do you mean I'm living out my fantasies on the internet?

I wish pollution and climate change weren't a problem.

FelixLeiter ♀ · November 2005

Granted, their a HUGE problem.

I wish i could stick to a healthy diet.

Nikolai_Diavolo 05 · December 2005

Granted, but your idea of a healthy diet is a Taco Bell and McDonalds binge.

I wish I had a six-pack.

Nightshooter · December 2005

Granted, but your friends drink it al, leaving you with none. (you didn't specify the kind of six-pack!)

I wish all hot women adored me.

Sean Connery JB007 · December 2005

Granted, but they think of you as their younger, cute brother.

I wish I had gone earlier to bed this night.

bobfagent 004 · December 2005

Granted, but you're woken up at 4 in the morning by a rabid wolf trying to eat you alive.

I wish that Limp Biscuit would come back for a long time.

Jedi Master · December 2005

Granted, but they are coming back from a live volcano and their singing voices have been ruined byt the smoke and all their music sucks. No change there then.

I wish I could go skiing every holiday!

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