"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
Granted, it's so busy that every time you go to corrupt a wish, by the time you are done typing, someone else has corrupted it, and causes you to look like a fool.
I wish that the national food of America was beer (Moonraker 5 just told me it was knighted so). So, in that case,
Granted, you found Jafar! (you know the evil genie from Aladin) and he does something horrible, but not so horrible that it can't be in a U certificate film, to you.
I wish I had a teleportation device.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and everyone dies.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
Granted, you found Jafar! (you know the evil genie from Aladin) and he does something horrible, but not so horrible that it can't be in a U certificate film, to you.
Somehow I knew someone was going to mention Aladdin... :P By the way, I'm almost positive "U certificate" is a British film rating, however, I'm not exactly sure what it means. Is it like a "G" rating (General Audiences, All Ages) here in The States? I seem to have forgotten how the British rating system works, since the last time I read about it was two years ago.
Here's a funny one that is not true: I wish I had not eaten the bean burritos.
Granted, but instead of bean burritos, you substituted them for four-alarm chili...
I wish Comcast would get out here and fix my Internet... X-(
UPDATE: Comcast has been here to repair my Internet connection. Apparently someone wired 250 feet of a type of cable that was only supposed to go up to 100 feet, thus causing the Internet to frequently lose the connection. They've put a temporary fix on it, and it should be permanently fixed in a couple of weeks.
So... FREE WISH! {[] ...Or you can just corrupt the one currently here, whatever you wish.
I wish that this thead would go back to being fully active again.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
Granted, they aren't due because you no longer have the service!
(I'm so happy that this thread is back. )
I wish that my sleeping patterns were different.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
Granted, you are starring in the new Peter Bond film!
I wish that this thread was back to being among the most popular threads on the site.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
I wish I wasn't here, right now. Corrupt that one, Dan.
Granted but what is here? Do you mean on earth, in your home, your state, your city, your country? Or perhaps you mean being alive? Maybe you mean this spirutual plane, or perhaps etc...
I wish that I was called upon for advice by Martin Campbell.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
Granted, but Campbell dies in mid question and you never figure out what he wanted from you.
I wish I could have ten hot dogs right now, with extra mustard and a cold draft beer, (you guessed it, I'm watching a baseball game on TV). ANd no, I cannot actually each ten hotdogs, I'm 6'0'' 175 pounds, I'm a rail!
Granted, but your baseball team loses! (I know, one has nothing to do with the other, I just couldn't think of a good corrupter.)
I wish that a certain team does not win this year's Australian Football League Premiership, and that the perspective wish corrupter does not say that they do.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
Granted, I won't, but the team you want to win gets in an accident on the bus ride there, and the one you hate wins by default. There is always a way, my boy....
Granted, the reason being you are forced to drop half your subjects!
I wish I could accurately predict ahead of time which films would be great and which films would be terrible. (This of course includes CR.)
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
I wish that I could win an Olympic Gold Medal and it doesn't get taken away from me for any reason.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
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I wish that this thread was alot busier.
I wish that the national food of America was beer (Moonraker 5 just told me it was knighted so). So, in that case,
FREE WISH!!!! {[]
My wish: I wish I could find a genie in a magical lamp.
I wish I had a teleportation device.
I wish that I could have a danish...
I wish that I was less tired.
Here's a funny one that is not true: I wish I had not eaten the bean burritos.
Somehow I knew someone was going to mention Aladdin... :P By the way, I'm almost positive "U certificate" is a British film rating, however, I'm not exactly sure what it means. Is it like a "G" rating (General Audiences, All Ages) here in The States? I seem to have forgotten how the British rating system works, since the last time I read about it was two years ago.
Granted, but instead of bean burritos, you substituted them for four-alarm chili...
I wish Comcast would get out here and fix my Internet... X-(
UPDATE: Comcast has been here to repair my Internet connection. Apparently someone wired 250 feet of a type of cable that was only supposed to go up to 100 feet, thus causing the Internet to frequently lose the connection. They've put a temporary fix on it, and it should be permanently fixed in a couple of weeks.
So... FREE WISH! {[] ...Or you can just corrupt the one currently here, whatever you wish.
I wish my post office box fees weren't due ( i forgot to pay the annual fee, and they are holding my bills and mail, bye bye electric.)
(I'm so happy that this thread is back.
I wish that my sleeping patterns were different.
I wish I could star in a Bond film.
I wish that this thread was back to being among the most popular threads on the site.
I wish I didn't have sensitive teeth.
I wish I wasn't here, right now. Corrupt that one, Dan.
I wish that I was called upon for advice by Martin Campbell.
I wish I could have ten hot dogs right now, with extra mustard and a cold draft beer, (you guessed it, I'm watching a baseball game on TV). ANd no, I cannot actually each ten hotdogs, I'm 6'0'' 175 pounds, I'm a rail!
I wish that a certain team does not win this year's Australian Football League Premiership, and that the perspective wish corrupter does not say that they do.
I wish that my homework load was reduced by 50% without going up previously.
I wish I could accurately predict ahead of time which films would be great and which films would be terrible. (This of course includes CR.)
I wish that I had a fun game to play right now.
I wish the evil project I have to do during homecoming week just DISAPPEARED.
I wish that one of my outlines dissapeared...
I wish I'd finished it already...
I wish I could see Casino Royale today, instead of waiting till' November 11.
I wish that I could win an Olympic Gold Medal and it doesn't get taken away from me for any reason.
I wish everything was always good and happy, and it would (somehow)never get boring.
I wish I was a more talented writer.