Corrupt A Wish!

Honey Rider

Pendragon wrote:

I wish that I had my Art History class more than once a week.

Granted but you end up hating it! )

I wish I could fly like Superman.

John Drake

Honey Rider wrote:

I wish I could fly like Superman.

Granted, you can fly like The Man of Steel. But you walk like a duck!

I wish my dog would not bring home dead animals.

Honey Rider

John Drake wrote:

Granted, you can fly like The Man of Steel. But you walk like a duck!

Does one of the Supermans walk like a duck?

John Drake wrote:

I wish my dog would not bring home dead animals.

Granted, but then it brings home a dead human. )

I wish that I knew Bill Clinton.

John Drake

Honey Rider wrote:

I wish that I knew Bill Clinton.

Granted, but you get to know Bill a little to well and Hillary finds out.

I wish my football team would win their match in the UEFA cup tomorrow night.

Pendragon

granted, but the opposition gets reeeeeally angry and starts a riot, obliterating your town.

I wish that I had something to do in between classes more often.

~Pen -{

Andy A 007

Granted, but between every class you have to jog in place while wearing pink footy pajama's and singing "I wish I was an Oscar Myer Wiener."

I wish I was a famous actor.

Honey Rider

Andy A 007 wrote:

I wish I was a famous actor.

Granted, you're a famous porn actor. )

I wish I could be invisible whenever I want.

SB_Diamond

Granted, except that once you become invisible so does everything around you thus causing you to bump into things a lot.

I wish I had more friends...

Honey Rider

SB_Diamond wrote:

I wish I had more friends...

Granted, but you also have more enemies. )

I wish that I was beloved by all.

Georgiboy

I wish that I was beloved by all.

Granted, but you are chased by a bunch of crazy fans 24/7 until you die .

I wish I could visit Paris, France.

Honey Rider

Georgiboy wrote:

I wish I could visit Paris, France.

Granted, but you can only go to the airport as you're actually enroute to another (much less exciting) location.

I wish that I had the ability to read minds and I had total control over it.

Jamesbondjr

Granted, but now you know that no-one really likes you

I wish I were superman

Honey Rider

Jamesbondjr wrote:

I wish I were superman

Granted, you're the Superman in Superman Returns! )

I wish that I was immortal.

Jamesbondjr

Honey Rider wrote:

Jamesbondjr wrote:

I wish I were superman

Granted, you're the Superman in Superman Returns! )

I wish that I was immortal.

I love Superman Returns and I thought Brandon Routh ws really good, so I'd be happy with that {[]

Honey Rider

I wish Jamesbondjr had made a wish.

Jamesbondjr

Honey Rider wrote:

I wish Jamesbondjr had made a wish.

Granted, Jamesbondjr wished Honey Rider would make a wish

Honey Rider

Jamesbondjr wrote:

Honey Rider wrote:

I wish Jamesbondjr had made a wish.

Granted, Jamesbondjr wished Honey Rider would make a wish

This is going to go around in circles. ) Granted but I make a wish that affects you personally in a negative way. )

I wish that nobody else joins this game and Jamesbondjr and I remain the only players until the game eventually draws to a close.

Jamesbondjr

Honey Rider wrote:

Jamesbondjr wrote:

Honey Rider wrote:

I wish Jamesbondjr had made a wish.

Granted, Jamesbondjr wished Honey Rider would make a wish

This is going to go around in circles. ) Granted but I make a wish that affects you personally in a negative way. )

I wish that nobody else joins this game and Jamesbondjr and I remain the only players until the game eventually draws to a close.

Granted, but the game continues in circles and everyone gets bored, realises that the forums are going downhill and they get shut down. 8-)

Ok I think someone else should go, and quick

asio

Ok I think someone else should go, and quick

Granted, but the next wish is made by ME!

I wish I could get that promotion at work, to help with my mortgage repayments.

Pendragon

asio wrote:

Granted, but the next wish is made by ME!

OH NO!

granted, but your boss realizes that he meant to give the promotion to someone else about two days afterward and demotes you again.

I wish it weren't so cold up here.

~Pen -{

Dan Same

I'm baack.

Pendragon wrote:

I wish it weren't so cold up here.

Granted but now it's boiling!

I wish I didn't have an assignment due Friday.

Pendragon

Granted, but it's due today

I wish that the weekend would come sooner

~Pen -{

Honey Rider

Pendragon wrote:

I wish that the weekend would come sooner

~Pen -{

Granted, but it's already come and gone.

I wish I had won the Nobel Peace Prize.

John Drake

Honey Rider wrote:

I wish I had won the Nobel Peace Prize.

Granted.. you've won the Nobel Peace prize, but only because everybody else in the world is too busy fighting.

Next: I wish I didn't have a cold.

Pendragon

granted, but you have the Flu.

I wish that my laptop worked

~Pen -{

scottmu65

Pendragon wrote:

granted, but you have the Flu.

I wish that my laptop worked

~Pen -{

Granted...BUT it works too well and sets on fire :S

I wish that I wasn't such a pushover with the ladies...

John Drake

scottmu65 wrote:

I wish that I wasn't such a pushover with the ladies...

Granted... now you're a pushover with the gentlemen. :v

I wish it was still summer.

Dan Same

John Drake wrote:

I wish it was still summer.

Granted, but you have to work and are therefore unable to take advantage of the weather.

I wish I wasn't as tired.

Pendragon

granted, but you overdose on caffeine drinks and have to go to the Hospital

I wish that my room-mates weren't so insane :v

~Pen -{

Dan Same

Pendragon wrote:

I wish that my room-mates weren't so insane :v

Granted but that's only because you have no roommates and become so lonely that you wish you had roommates, insane or not.

I wish that I had won an Oscar.