Corrupt A Wish!

Scorupco

Granted, but you have a major accident and break your neck on the first one. :V

I wish exams would disappear off the face of the universe.

bobfagent 004

Granted, but then you forget immediately.

I wish WWE would stop running soap opera/melodramatic storylines.

Jedi Master

Ok, they stop running storylines altogether, in fact they stop running altogether. Oh dam I've done it again, that's a good thing. :P

I wish I had the money to go to Frensham Heights 6th Form College.

Nikolai_Diavolo 05

Granted, but docotrs all over the world lose their jobs and a second great depression befalls us.

I wish I could hear any song I wanted any time I wanted.

bobfagent 004

Granted, but then Jedi Master ruins them all with songs of his own. :v (You set yourself up for it, Jedi Master. lol.)

I wish I could meet Jack Nicholson.

i expect u2 die

bobfagent 004 wrote:

Granted, but then Jedi Master ruins them all with songs of his own. :v (You set yourself up for it, Jedi Master. lol.)

I wish I could meet Jack Nicholson.

Granted, but he sleeps with your mum or your partner.

I wish my cats would be friends

Jedi Master

I wish I understood what you meant by that...

Fair play there Bobfagent, fair play!

Nightshooter

But Hitler is a person... I'm so confused.

asio

Siamesefightingfish wrote:

I wish I knew when Hitler is.

Granted, but you finally comprehend and solve the problem that your brain explodes.

I wish a Cheeseburger from TGI Friday's (or a Buffalo Burger from Hooters) contained only 2 carolies.

Jedi Master

Ok, but it's disgusting because of it.

I wish everyone was nice to each other.

asio

OK, but there's always someone new who's just dying to tell you to get bent.

I wish that I was a Jedi Master.

bobfagent 004

Granted, but you became one through the Dark Side.

I wish I had a motorcycle so I could be a biker.

FelixLeiter ♀

Granted, but it blows up when you first ride it.

I wish I wasn't adicted to the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire movie.

asio

Granted, but it's all written in Dutch.

I wish George Lucas would finally give in and make Star Wars Episodes 7, 8 & 9 (and then Episode 10 for good measure).

FelixLeiter ♀

Granted, but they're animations and really really suck.

I wish all my homework was done and all my teachers would be satisfied with it.

asio

Granted, but it's now the deadline date, and you're over-tired from having worked extra hard on your homework.

I wish we didn't have to work, and we could just live life doing what we've always wanted.

FelixLeiter ♀

Granted, but what we've always wanted is to go round killing every living thing in site.

I wish I wasn't so afraid of death. I fact - I wish I wasn't afraid of anything.

Nikolai_Diavolo 05

Granted, but to prove it you kill yourself.

I wish I was an indestructible giant!

bobfagent 004

Granted, but everyone's afraid of you.

I wish I could go to Stonehenge to see what it means.

FelixLeiter ♀

Granted, but you then forget immediately.

I wish I knew what Stonehenge was!

Nikolai_Diavolo 05

Granted, but you also forget immediately (=D)!

I wish I could easily ace all my homework without even doing it.

Nikolai_Diavolo 05

Granted, but the Democrats actually look up those words in the dictionary and b*tch about it constantly until it is revoked.

I wish Tookie will get injected in 7 days.

FelixLeiter ♀

Granted, but for some unknown reason it just all comes back out again.

I wish I had a decent teacher for Geography!

bobfagent 004

Grnated, but she speaks another language that isn't even from Earth.

I wish for Angalina Jolie to be the next Bond girl.

Nikolai_Diavolo 05

Granted, but she does it when she's 10 months pregnant with a baby of her own.

I wish for an uncorrupted wish. =D

FelixLeiter ♀

Granted, but it becomes corrupted after 10 seconds.

I wish my brother would play rugby instead of boring crappy football!

Jedi Master

Ok but he gets mauled in a particularly nasty foul and he can never play any sport again.

I wish I had done my Geography Coursework weeks ago.

FelixLeiter ♀

Granted, but when you get it handed back, your teacher says it's awful and you have to do it again. And this time you only have 2 days to do it. :v

I wish I had some credit on my phone!

Nikolai_Diavolo 05

Granted, but your mother uses it all up when she gets in one of her moods and needs to talk to Gladys.

I wish I had the power to save lives and resurrect those I want from the dead.

Nikolai_Diavolo 05

Granted because he has been banned (I'm not sure if you like him).

I wish President Reagan would come back to life and run for a 3rd and 4th term.