Corrupt A Wish!

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  • NightshooterNightshooter In bed with SolitairePosts: 2,917MI6 Agent
    Granted, but he'd become a liberal (Ah! ;) ).

    I wish I could read and remember everything in books just by touching them for three seconds.
  • AlecsCradleAlecsCradle Posts: 14MI6 Agent
    edited December 2005
    Granted, but the letters in the book are scrambled. So you remember stuff like aSo rTwyme.

    I wish some one could unscramble aSo rTwyme.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they don't bother to post it. =)

    I wish I was a genious.
  • NightshooterNightshooter In bed with SolitairePosts: 2,917MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you'd create a bomb out of grass and twigs and blow yourself up.

    I wish my external hard drive didn't sound like a race car. It is really annoying me!
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, instead it sounds like yodeling music.

    I wish I was an expert tennis player!
  • NightshooterNightshooter In bed with SolitairePosts: 2,917MI6 Agent
    Granted, but Roger Federer would kill you, while crying, after you beat him.

    I wish I knew what my homework was.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you forget to do it.

    I wish I could single handedly win a HUGE war! That'd be cool!
  • NightshooterNightshooter In bed with SolitairePosts: 2,917MI6 Agent
    Granted, but the war would be against every beautiful woman in the world, and, after the war, you'd be a hero, so you'd have to be with all the ugly ladies that are left. Tough luck, buddy.

    I wish that I could stop and start time whenever I wanted to.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but the neibour's dog eats it.

    I wish Christmas would come early!
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Jedi MasterJedi Master UKPosts: 1,093MI6 Agent
    Ok but, in a strange paradox you get killed for having no common sense because you wished that wish and brought about your own death. I KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

    I wish we had loooaaads more Christmas decorations!
    Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and everyone dies.
  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    Yet you still have a few.

    I wish the Indianapolis Colts would lose a game to avoid going 16-0...
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they win every game ever after that.

    I wish someone would try to grab John Zieglers butt again while he reports from San Quentin! LOL It was freaking great!
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Ookay.. lol, th moments passed. I'd like to change my wish if you don't mind. I wish for an indestructible hot air balloon.
  • NightshooterNightshooter In bed with SolitairePosts: 2,917MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it wouldn't fly.

    I wish for a license to kill, just for fun.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but when they hear more of their music, they stop appreciating them again! (I however, am not 1 of those people, as I appreciated them to begi with :D)

    I wish all my teachers were deaf and blind.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but it's only for you.

    I wish I felt happy all the time.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • C_WalkenC_Walken Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you have no contact with other humans.

    I wish I was ewan mcgregor.
  • The Sly FoxThe Sly Fox USAPosts: 467MI6 Agent
    edited December 2005
    Granted, you're Ewan McGregor, but you've run out of Star Wars films to play in. Thus, you go down into the hall of fame that consists of forgotten people that were once famous--a hall of fame in which pictures exist, but no names are associated with the pictures. One in which people ask: "Whatever happened to that guy?" ;)

    By the way, I have nothing against Ewan McGregor, he's a great actor. I just have no idea what he's going to do now that Star Wars is finished... I hope he doesn't get reduced to what Mark Hamill is doing now--TV commercials for Comcast as a "Future Expert." True, it's nice to see him doing something, but it's kind of sad that he doesn't do any other work in the mainstream that isn't as a voice actor...

    Anyway... I wish I had as much money as Bill Gates, as long as I wasn't Bill Gates. ;)
  • C_WalkenC_Walken Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, But you can't spend any of it.

    (in regards to McGregor, yeah I'm hoping he doesnt fade into nothing like Hamill, granted he's done some other notable flicks like Trainspotting and Moulin Rouge, so who knows)

    I wish I could play guitar like Jimmy Page
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited May 2009
    Granted, but you also have the drug problems that Page used to have (I am BTW a huge Zeppelin fan).

    I wish I could meet Robert De Niro.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but neither of you can say anything.

    I wish I could play guitar like Jimmy Hendrix, yet not meet the same demise he did. :D
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    FelixLeiter007 wrote:
    I wish I could play guitar like Jimmy Hendrix, yet not meet the same demise he did. :D
    Granted, then you have the problems associated with being some aging has/been rock star who is still suffering from the consequences of a (non-fatal) drug addiction and who looks like the black version of Keith Richards!
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • DAWUSSDAWUSS My homepagePosts: 517MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you didn't leave a wish :D

    I wish someone would reply to this post :D
  • The Sly FoxThe Sly Fox USAPosts: 467MI6 Agent
    edited December 2005
    Granted, but there wasn't much to follow, so the reply wasn't very good. :D

    I wish every bad incident that has ever happened (and whatever negative stuff that might happen in the future) was merely a dream--a nightmare. :)
  • C_WalkenC_Walken Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you realize your whole life is a dream and your really part of a sick science experiment.

    I wish I wasn't losing my hair at such a young age.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you instead get a whole lot of unwanted hair at a very young age!!!

    I wish I could be Prime Minister of Australia
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you suck and are chased out of the country.

    I wish The A Team were real and in the Staffordshire (England).
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but they include a very angry Mr. T!

    I wish everyone would always agree with me.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, they do on the outside, but really you're driving them insane and they're plotting you're death.

    I wish I could get everything I asked for on my Christmas list and it all worked fine forever. :D
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but the day after Christmas, you drop dead and so is unable to enjoy these perfect presents!

    I wish to fall in love with the woman of my dreams and for her to fall in love with me.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
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