Granted but then people find out that they actually do much worse!
I wish to get married by the age of 30.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
Granted, but... (Hmm, that's a tough one to corrupt) ... But just as you slay her, a stray arrow hits you in the back, and you've run out of Fireflower Juice. (That is what it's called, right? Sorry, only saw the film once.)
I wish everything was free of charge and on the house.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
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Granted, but in order to maintain this permenant tan you have to carry around a tanning machine with you everywhere you go.
I wish that I had the ability to munipulate time.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
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Granted, but has no effect whatsoever on anything.
I wish I was breaking up from school tomorrow for the Crimbo Hols.
Granted, because you're getting expelled tomorrow!
I wish I wasn't so addicted to this site.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
Hmm... As a relative fan of Pokémon (the original Japanese version, not so much the childish English version--the former is infinitely better), I would normally resent that... However, as there are so few good Pokémon websites out there, that does qualify as being corrupted.
Anyway, your wish is granted, however the second he responds with a simple "hello," his computer crashes with a virus, while at the same time sending that very same virus to you...
Okay, now for mine... I wish cellphones and the minutes that go with them were not so obscenely overpriced.
Granted, but when the telephone companies attempt to make them cheaper, their accouantants decide that it's not fiscally wise, so they end up getting rid of mobile phones all together.
I wish I could win the Men's Wimbledon singles tile.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
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Granted, but someone discovers evidence that you actually cheated and it is taken from you.
I wish Only Fools and Horses was shown more often on UKTVGold.
Granted but it's shown every hour of every day of every week for the whole of eternity.
I wish I could eat chocolate and not put on weight or rot my teeth.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
Granted, but then you can never return, no matter how tired you get.
I wish that I was better looking.
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
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Granted but they all see:
To (fill name)
you're a ******* ******* and I ******* hope you ******* choke on your ****** turkey ******* dinner.
I hate your ******* guts!
from (fill name)
All who receives the cards set out to and successfully kill you.
I wish my watch alwaya told the correct English time.
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I wish I wasn't so self conscious.
I wish I didn't work a minimum wage job.
I wish The X Factor would finish.
I wish my iPod could hold millions of song and vidoes and pictures and never run out of batteries.
I wish people would lose the sterotype that fraternites haze and beat up people.
I wish to get married by the age of 30.
I wish I could live in Narnia and slay the White Witch.
I wish everything was free of charge and on the house.
I wish all these "Silence Christianity" jerks would pull the bugs outta their butts. =P
I wish I could travel at light-speed.
I wish for a cow. (?)
I wish I had the power of invisibility.
I wish I had a permenant tan.
I wish that I had the ability to munipulate time.
I wish I was breaking up from school tomorrow for the Crimbo Hols.
I wish I wasn't so addicted to this site.
I wish the person I'm trying to IM would respond!
Hmm... As a relative fan of Pokémon (the original Japanese version, not so much the childish English version--the former is infinitely better), I would normally resent that... However, as there are so few good Pokémon websites out there, that does qualify as being corrupted.
Anyway, your wish is granted, however the second he responds with a simple "hello," his computer crashes with a virus, while at the same time sending that very same virus to you...
Okay, now for mine... I wish cellphones and the minutes that go with them were not so obscenely overpriced.
I wish I could win the Men's Wimbledon singles tile.
I wish Only Fools and Horses was shown more often on UKTVGold.
I wish I could eat chocolate and not put on weight or rot my teeth.
Granted, but you go too far and blow all your money on chocolate. :P
I wish for a 36 hour day.
I wish I were a famous author.
I wish everyone a Merry Christmas!
Independent, one-shot comic books from the outskirts of Melbourne, Australia.
twitter.com/DrawnOutDad
I wish I could meet every single Bond star.
I wish I didn't need to sleep.
I wish that I was better looking.
I wish I'd already written all Christmas cards.
To (fill name)
you're a ******* ******* and I ******* hope you ******* choke on your ****** turkey ******* dinner.
I hate your ******* guts!
from (fill name)
All who receives the cards set out to and successfully kill you.
I wish my watch alwaya told the correct English time.
I wish I was better at telling jokes.