Corrupt A Wish!

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  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but when her husband finds out, he sends a hitman to kill you and does so successfully.

    I wish I wasn't so self conscious.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • C_WalkenC_Walken Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but now your totally unconcious!

    I wish I didn't work a minimum wage job.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, you don't work at all.

    I wish The X Factor would finish.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • NightshooterNightshooter In bed with SolitairePosts: 2,917MI6 Agent
    Granted, but after it is gone, you miss it and enter a state of depression and kill yourself.

    I wish my iPod could hold millions of song and vidoes and pictures and never run out of batteries.
  • C_WalkenC_Walken Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you can only see different shades of grey.


    I wish people would lose the sterotype that fraternites haze and beat up people.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted but then people find out that they actually do much worse!

    I wish to get married by the age of 30.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but she's ugly, 98, poor and mean.

    I wish I could live in Narnia and slay the White Witch.
  • The Sly FoxThe Sly Fox USAPosts: 467MI6 Agent
    edited December 2005
    Granted, but... (Hmm, that's a tough one to corrupt) ... But just as you slay her, a stray arrow hits you in the back, and you've run out of Fireflower Juice. (That is what it's called, right? Sorry, only saw the film once.) ;)

    I wish everything was free of charge and on the house. :D
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but all the good places go bankrupt.

    I wish all these "Silence Christianity" jerks would pull the bugs outta their butts. =P
  • The Sly FoxThe Sly Fox USAPosts: 467MI6 Agent
    Granted, but we wouldn't have enough exterminators to get rid of all the bugs! :D

    I wish I could travel at light-speed.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you can't handle it so all that's left of you is a steaming pair of sneakers.

    I wish for a cow. (?)
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but what you get is a toy cow!

    I wish I had the power of invisibility.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but your stuck like it forever.

    I wish I had a permenant tan.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited December 2005
    Granted, but in order to maintain this permenant tan you have to carry around a tanning machine with you everywhere you go.

    I wish that I had the ability to munipulate time.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but has no effect whatsoever on anything.

    I wish I was breaking up from school tomorrow for the Crimbo Hols.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, because you're getting expelled tomorrow!

    I wish I wasn't so addicted to this site.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, you're addicted to a pokemon site.

    I wish the person I'm trying to IM would respond!
  • The Sly FoxThe Sly Fox USAPosts: 467MI6 Agent
    edited December 2005
    Granted, you're addicted to a pokemon site.

    I wish the person I'm trying to IM would respond!

    Hmm... As a relative fan of Pokémon (the original Japanese version, not so much the childish English version--the former is infinitely better), I would normally resent that... However, as there are so few good Pokémon websites out there, that does qualify as being corrupted. ;)

    Anyway, your wish is granted, however the second he responds with a simple "hello," his computer crashes with a virus, while at the same time sending that very same virus to you...

    Okay, now for mine... I wish cellphones and the minutes that go with them were not so obscenely overpriced. ;)
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but when the telephone companies attempt to make them cheaper, their accouantants decide that it's not fiscally wise, so they end up getting rid of mobile phones all together.

    I wish I could win the Men's Wimbledon singles tile.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted, but someone discovers evidence that you actually cheated and it is taken from you.

    I wish Only Fools and Horses was shown more often on UKTVGold.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited December 2005
    Granted but it's shown every hour of every day of every week for the whole of eternity.

    I wish I could eat chocolate and not put on weight or rot my teeth.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • ScorupcoScorupco Posts: 86MI6 Agent
    Dan Same wrote:
    Granted but it's shown every hour of every day of every week for the whole of eternity.

    I wish I could eat chocolate and not put on weight or rot my teeth.

    Granted, but you go too far and blow all your money on chocolate. :P

    I wish for a 36 hour day.
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but the workload is shot up to 28 hours.

    I wish I were a famous author.
  • asioasio Melbourne, AustraliaPosts: 546MI6 Agent
    Granted. But, you are continuing the stories of a famous secret agent, and you are considered a hacked compared to the original author.

    I wish everyone a Merry Christmas!
    Drawn Out Dad.
    Independent, one-shot comic books from the outskirts of Melbourne, Australia.
    twitter.com/DrawnOutDad
  • Nikolai_Diavolo 05Nikolai_Diavolo 05 Posts: 125MI6 Agent
    Granted, but everyone dies on Y2K+6, not much caring for the happy X-MAs but for their lives.

    I wish I could meet every single Bond star.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you meet them in heaven!

    I wish I didn't need to sleep.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Granted, but then you can never return, no matter how tired you get.

    I wish that I was better looking.
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • Sean Connery JB007Sean Connery JB007 Posts: 24MI6 Agent
    Granted, but you attract only men.

    I wish I'd already written all Christmas cards.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Granted but they all see:
    To (fill name)
    you're a ******* ******* and I ******* hope you ******* choke on your ****** turkey ******* dinner.
    I hate your ******* guts!
    from (fill name)

    All who receives the cards set out to and successfully kill you.

    I wish my watch alwaya told the correct English time.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Jedi MasterJedi Master UKPosts: 1,093MI6 Agent
    Ok but you go on holiday to America and in the confusion about what time it is the hilarity unfolds...

    I wish I was better at telling jokes.
    Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and everyone dies.
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