Corrupt A Wish!

Dan Same

Granted, but like all other Ninjas you no longer exist.

I wish that my computer was faster.

The Sly Fox

Granted, but it's been done by overclocking, thus your computer fries itself.

(Overclocking is reworking the computer's CPU into 'thinking' it's stronger than it is, thus it runs faster. However, if you don't do it just right, it can cause the computer to overheat. I've heard of someone who once turned his computer into a 'virtual fireplace,' if you will. )

Now for mine... I wish I could think of something more original to start my wishes with than "now for mine..." )

FelixLeiter ♀

Granted, but you never use this new starter.

I wish I hadn't been laughing all the way through Flash Gordon and had understood the plot a little better.

VampiressRN

Granted, but you have a strange and obsesive attraction to his tights.

I wish Microsoft would move the Caps Lock key over to the area by the num & scroll lock keys, and make the current Caps Lock key area a hard dummy key so that THIS doesn't happen by accident so much.

FelixLeiter ♀

Granted, but then for some reason it still keeps happening.

I wish I had a 4 hour video tape that worked on my video player and did record for 4 hours and play back fine every time.

asio

Granted, but then everyone moves over to DVD and video becomes obsolete.

I wish that everyone drove the same model Aston Martin DB5, but that mine was considered the best!

VampiressRN

Granted, your car is the coolest, but you wear baby-blue polyester leisure suits and....need I say more.

I wish it wasn't so rainy and windy right now.

FelixLeiter ♀

Granted, their are blizzards instead.

I wish my hair would never get greasy.

VampiressRN

Granted, but now it is so dry it sticks straight up all over.

I wish I didn't have to wrk today.

FelixLeiter ♀

Granted, you have to work every other day of your life instead.

I wish I had some clothes that made me look thin, even if I'm not really.

VampiressRN

Granted, and I get the same clothes, but now the popularity wanes over to the Reubenesque woman and we are out of synch again....LOL

I wish gas prices would return to about $1 a gallon...those oil companies could stand that for eons and still be rich.

Nikolai_Diavolo 05

Granted, but everyone stocks up and drains the worlds supply.

I wish I could be the greatest President in the history of the world of the US, the first to lift the 2 term law and fulfill 5 terms!

Nikolai_Diavolo 05

Granted, but they don't care.

I wish for the ultimate sports ability.

asio

Granted, but "the ultimate sports ability" comes in the form of Emmitt Smith.
So, when he turns up at your house and beats you at basketball, hockey, swimming, football & chess, don't go crying to yo momma!

I wish my computer would stop crashi...

Nightshooter

Granted, it stops crashing, but only because it won't start up at all.

I wish I had done something exciting for New Years instead of just watching the Giants game.

FelixLeiter ♀

Granted, you went to a party, got drunk, someone put drugs in your drink, you had sex with a complete stranger, your parents told you they were going to chuck you out, and to top it all you got mugged of everything on you (clothes included). Sound more interesting than staying in? )

I wish I hadn't had so much alcohol last night.

Nightshooter

Granted, but you had a lot of drugs instead, and OD'd and died.

I wish I HAD had more alcohol last night.

VampiressRN

Granted, but it was rubbing alcohol on that rather questionable rash:-0

I wish I could always find what I am looking for in the bottom of my backpack, instead of rumaging around.

Jedi Master

Ok but, whilst crossing the German/Austrio border (fro whatever reason) you are stopped and asked to take the drugs out of your bag (a dog smelt them) and your only hope is that you can't find them!

I'm not suggesting your a drug adict though!

I wish I had revised/didn't need to for my exams this week!

VampiressRN

LOL

Granted, but the exam was on James Bond trivia and you missed all the answers.

I wish I was in the Caribbean looking out over the beautiful ocean from a fabulous hotel room and drinking a Pina Colada with good friends.

FelixLeiter ♀

Granted, but your delerious and really think your on top of a diving board. So you jump off the balcony and to put it simply die.

I wish my dad was Derrick Trotter.

VampiressRN

(LOL...that was a good one.)

Granted but he is a race horse named Derrick that is trotting.

I wish I had a small Infocus DLP Projector.

FelixLeiter ♀

Granted, but it doesn't work. You and me always seem to corrupt each others wishes. ) I've seen your name more than anyone else's. )

I wish I could think of a fast money making skeme that would work.

VampiressRN

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Granted, but the plan you come up with is illegal.

I wish I could use my charge card and there would be no need to reimburse the charge.

Nikolai_Diavolo 05

Granted, but it's because you're sleeping with the 80 year old company director who dies and leaves you nothing.

I wish for 665 more wishes. Not quite 666. =P

VampiressRN

Granted, but they are all the same wish...to have more wishes.

I wish I didn't feel so tired all the time.

Nikolai_Diavolo 05

Granted, you feel energetic until your body gives out and you die.

I wish for the ultimate popularity in all of the world!

VampiressRN

Granted....but you are so popular that you have no time for yourself.

I wish I knew how to play Texas Hold em, so I could have the gang over to play cards.

Nikolai_Diavolo 05

Granted, but you lose everything in betting.

I wish I could get a personal concert from Cher!

VampiressRN

Granted, but she sings off-key and smokes incessantly.

I wish my Dad was still alive (he would love computers).