Spoof a james bond film name

BronzefingerBronzefinger Posts: 5MI6 Agent
edited November 2006 in General James Bond Chat
Try and come up with a funny spoof of a james bond film name but nothing rude.

for example

The world is quite enough thank you

Comments

  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Tomorrow never dies but yesterday always lives. :D (It doesn't make sense, but neither does the real title. ;))
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • highhopeshighhopes Posts: 1,358MI6 Agent
    Quarter-pound Casino

    Get it?
  • Mr MartiniMr Martini That nice house in the sky.Posts: 2,707MI6 Agent
    highhopes wrote:
    Quarter-pound Casino

    Get it?

    I do. One of my favorite movies of all time. Good one highhopes!
    Some people would complain even if you hang them with a new rope
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,330MI6 Agent
    Kill another golden day so it dies
    Kill and Die for Gold one Day

    All in all, they should try not to use the words Day, Gold, Kill and Die for some time now!
  • eyespyaninvasioneyespyaninvasion Posts: 4MI6 Agent
    how about
    Ruinmaker
    emeralds arnt so clever-my name is trevor
    Dr Who
    no doctor no doctor oh if you insist yes doctor
  • darenhatdarenhat The Old PuebloPosts: 2,029Quartermasters
    "Codename...ThunderRoundThings!"
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Mr Martini wrote:
    highhopes wrote:
    Quarter-pound Casino

    Get it?

    I do. One of my favorite movies of all time. Good one highhopes!
    It's one of my favourite films as well. Great one HH! :D
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • A7ceA7ce Birmingham, EnglandPosts: 656MI6 Agent
    Just substituting the last word, with a similar lettered word

    Diamonds Are For Eva

    The Spy Who Loved Men

    The Man With The Golden Gurn

    From Russia With Lovage

    Goldflinger

    Thunderbaulk

    Live and Let Diet
  • Mr MartiniMr Martini That nice house in the sky.Posts: 2,707MI6 Agent
    Dr. Yes
    Some people would complain even if you hang them with a new rope
  • JennyFlexFanJennyFlexFan Posts: 1,497MI6 Agent
    'A View to a Spill'

    Max Zorin opens up a restaurant and uses Pan Ho and Jenny Flex to spill water all over his customers by being excessively clumsy while May Day has problems painting the roof.
  • JohmssJohmss Posts: 274MI6 Agent
    How about "You Only Move Twice" (sorry, Simpsons one)

    I can't believe nobody has come with "Octowussy"...

    How about an insider in HM Palace: "On Her Majesty Cleaning Service"

    my college`s favourite: The Work Is Not Enough"

    Or James Bond in Football: Goaldeny
  • trying to remembertrying to remember Posts: 4MI6 Agent
    O.K.... doesn't sound like a Bond title at all, but in case she ever got what she wanted...

    "Yes, MoneyPenny, There is a Santa Clause."
  • the headlightthe headlight Posts: 26MI6 Agent
    Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

    Or..

    For Your Loins Only
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    I swear there was another thread ages ago just like this. In fact I'm sure. If anyone finds it could they please post the link - that was a great thread.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Moore Not LessMoore Not Less Posts: 1,095MI6 Agent
    You Only Live Nine Lives

    Live Another Day Die Tomorrow

    From Cleethorpes With Hate

    The Spy Who Moonraked His Thundernuts
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