Let us compartmentalize one another

LukeLuke USAPosts: 99MI6 Agent
I sometimes get new inspirations to do things that have no real point. This is probably one of them. But, if anyone is interested, allow me to be indulge myself.

I've been thinking. Wouldn't it be just an awful lot of fun to define all the lines of segregation between us as bond fans? You do? Oh good, me too! This is a topic which will consist of my personal labels. See where you fall! Okay. If you're still reading, here it is.

First we have what is called the TRADITIONALIST. You can identify them based on their list of "favorites" for a particular liking of films like GOLDFINGER, THE SPY WHO LOVED ME, and maybe FRWL (although this last one is usually not in the number 1 spot). These fans like the traditional 'best' films -- the ones that defined the series. A sub-category of this is the "connery man", which, as the name imples have mainly connerys as their all-time favorites. A particuler "favorite" of these sorts is Thunderball. So when you see this in the top spot of a users list, you can know there is a likelihood that you've run into a connery-man.

The second sort of fan I'd like to identify is the MODERNIST. These are a dying breed. They like Brosnan, particularly his third films, mister twine. They also tend to like DAD more then most, and are the most likely of any fan to be an official "anti-craiger". They don't like Dalton as a general rule, and tend to place OHMSS lower than most.

The third sort is known as the "CRITICAL FAN". They like the films most approved by the critics. A major favorite of this group is OHMSS. This is one of their most defining features. They also like Dalton, and enjoy the early connery and moore films. Craig is generally liked here, though not universally or necessarily. Moore is the least popular Bond among these fans.

Next is the POST-MODERNIST. This is the newest and now fairly popular grouping within the bond community. They like Craig, and have gone a bit anti-Brosnan. They may like one of films (usually either GF or TWINE, not both), but for the most part this group places these films somewhere in the bottom ten.

And finally we have the ODD fan. These fans like the unpopular films. Don't confuse these with fans of dalton's LTK, or george's OHMSS. These films are liked by the critical base. ODD fans have a fancy for moore, particularly his later films--like Octopussy. They may also like Tommorrow Never Dies, and maybe The Man With The Golden Gun.

If I had to label myself, I would say that I am closest to being a "Post-Modern Critical Fan". I'm into Craig, but my favorite is OHMSS and I've always really liked FRWL and Dalton's two. I have an odd intolerance for Thunderball though, which I guess may add a touch of oddness to my fandom.

Well that was fun. Way to spend 20 minutes, huh?
It's all right. It's quite all right, really. She's having a rest. We'll be going on soon. There's no hurry, you see. We have all the time in the world.

Comments

  • JennyFlexFanJennyFlexFan Posts: 1,497MI6 Agent
    I'm somewhat an ODD fan (AVTAK and other movies) but I also have some Connery tendencies, and Brosnan tendencies.
  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,998Quartermasters
    I suppose I'm difficult to compartmentalize via these criteria---FRWL is Number One on my Bond list, and I am a Connery man...but CR has edged out TB for #5 on my list (and may still be moving upward!), and I have a fondess for OHMSS (#4)...

    I guess I'm a Traditionalist with Post-Modernist-Critical Fan tendencies... B-)
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  • JennyFlexFanJennyFlexFan Posts: 1,497MI6 Agent
    edited November 2006
    I am too weird for these categories. How about we make a subcategory called...

    The JFF

    You like movies people tend to hate, yet still despise some of the ones people believe are inferior. However, you seem to not appreciate some of the "Flemingesque" films like LTK, but you love OHMSS. You flip-flop on the Connery's preferring NSNA to TB, loving Goldfinger, but generally disliking the rest of the lot. You love Brosnan as Bond but with the exception of GE, the movies weren't that great. Moore, while not your favorite Bond has many of his movies resident in your Top 10, especially the later ones like FYEO, OP, and AVTAK. You despised the newest Casino Royale, but not on Craig's account, yet he still doesn't deliver a WOW! factor that the others do, but he could just be settling into the role. Overall, you are one interesting fan.
  • LukeLuke USAPosts: 99MI6 Agent
    I am too weird for these categories. How about we make a subcategory called...

    The JFF

    You like movies people tend to hate, yet still despise some of the ones people believe are inferior. However, you seem to not appreciate some of the "Flemingesque" films like LTK, but you love OHMSS. You flip-flop on the Connery's preferring NSNA to TB, loving Goldfinger, but generally disliking the rest of the lot. You love Brosnan as Bond but with the exception of GE, the movies weren't that great. Moore, while not your favorite Bond has many of his movies resident in your Top 10, especially the later ones like FYEO, OP, and AVTAK. You despised the newest Casino Royale, but not on Craig's account, yet he still doesn't deliver a WOW! factor that the others do, but he could just be settling into the role. Overall, you are one interesting fan.

    My goodness. I don't know what to say. I'm speechless :p
    It's all right. It's quite all right, really. She's having a rest. We'll be going on soon. There's no hurry, you see. We have all the time in the world.
  • JennyFlexFanJennyFlexFan Posts: 1,497MI6 Agent
    The part about Moore, he's actually right after Brosnan on my list, I didn't want to seem like I hated him!
  • Thomas CrownThomas Crown Posts: 119MI6 Agent
    I suppose I would be seen as a "critical fan" with Modernist roots and traditional/post-modernist tendencies.

    I'd rather just call myself a Bond fan ;)
  • Brosnan_fanBrosnan_fan Sydney, AustraliaPosts: 521MI6 Agent
    I'd rather just call myself a Bond fan ;)

    I think many of us here feel the same way; its both difficult and rather pointless to pigeon-hole each other.
    "Well, he certainly left with his tails between his legs."
  • Harry PalmerHarry Palmer Somewhere in the past ...Posts: 325MI6 Agent
    edited November 2006
    I suppose there is some truth to these categories. According to your description I'd be an atypical "critical fan" (just check out my favourites list for evidence). I do like Dalton and Craig, OHMSS and the early Conneries. But I also like TSWLM and FYEO while not being crazy about the rest of the Moores.
    1. Cr, 2. Ltk, 3. Tld, 4. Qs, 5. Ohmss, 6. Twine, 7. Tnd, 8. Tswlm, 9. Frwl, 10. Tb, 11. Ge, 12. Gf, 13. Dn, 14. Mr, 15. Op, 16. Yolt, 17. Sf, 18. Daf, 19. Avtak, 20. Sp, 21. Fyeo, 22. Dad, 23. Lald, 24. Tmwtgg
  • Agent SidewinderAgent Sidewinder Posts: 223MI6 Agent
    I'm probably a Tradiitionalist, with slight ODD leanings. But I think 'Bond fan' is probably the best description here. :007)
  • JamesbondjrJamesbondjr Posts: 462MI6 Agent
    I too would say I don't fit into any of those catagories.

    I like the 'WHOLE PACKAGE'. There thats my catagory!

    After top 5 films on my list, down to and including 21 I class as equal. Ditto with the Bond actors, after Connery and to some degree Roger the Coger, the actors are all equal in my mind!

    To be honest though to catagorise Bond fans is too difficult, thats what makes Bond fans so interesting :). Although I like the catagories you have created, Luke!
    1- On Her Majesty's Secret Service 2- Casino Royale 3- Licence To Kill 4- Goldeneye 5- From Russia With Love
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    I am probably a critical-traditionalist. I like the early Connery's very much, with FRWL being my favourite Bond film, followed by Lazenby's OHMSS. I prefer the more basic Bond stories to the more gimmicky ones. GF rides the fine line between these two and is third on my list.

    Again, I think a Bond fan is the most suitable title to call me, since there is not a single Bond film that I don't like.
  • s96024s96024 Posts: 1,519MI6 Agent
    I'm probably split between a Traditionalist and a Critic, with bits of all the other categories as well. Think most people would have elements of all groups. Thats what makes a Bond fan.
  • JennyFlexFanJennyFlexFan Posts: 1,497MI6 Agent
    Is anyone here a JFF or am I the only one? ;)
  • ZachZach Posts: 51MI6 Agent
    My tastes are all over the place, with strong odd and traditionalist roots, (is that possible?? :D) but I really don't fit in any one category.
  • NightshooterNightshooter In bed with SolitairePosts: 2,917MI6 Agent
    I love every Bond and every film except for AVTAK. Comatmentalize me, why don;t you! :D
  • JennyFlexFanJennyFlexFan Posts: 1,497MI6 Agent
    I love every Bond and every film except for AVTAK. Comatmentalize me, why don;t you! :D

    One day you'll all see the light... maybe...
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