Off course. Any good production needs a hero, a villain and a leading lady. Naturally, with my incredibly good looks, charm, suaveness and wit I am the only suitable candidate to play the hero.
As for the villain. It's got to be Hardy, especially considering his ruthlessness at closing topics. I'd love the chance to kill him off.
As for the leading lady. I will have to have numerous and very thorough love scenes with each of the candidates before I can decide which of them I prefer as my leading lady. And as you are the director Alex, you will be watching my technique and learning from the master.
Sir MilesThe Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,749Chief of Staff
As for the villain. It's got to be Hardy, especially considering his ruthlessness at closing topics. I'd love the chance to kill him off.
Sorry--I've seen the script, and I'm one of the good guys. The film is based on an incident from several years ago (a few people here will remember it) when the evil hacker "11 11" attempted to destroy AJB, and he was hunted down like the dog he was. I have it on very good authority that "11 11" will be portrayed by none other than Paul "Pee Wee Herman" Reubens, who's been spending a lot of time in adult theaters to whip himself into shape for the role.
As for Jon Stewart as me. . .now you're talking my language. But my fans over on rooneynothardyboy.com are less than thrilled. They're posting unflattering images of Stewart in such movies as Big Daddy, Half Baked, and The Faculty, and they are NOT pretty to behold!
As for the villain. It's got to be Hardy, especially considering his ruthlessness at closing topics. I'd love the chance to kill him off.
Sorry--I've seen the script, and I'm one of the good guys. The film is based on an incident from several years ago (a few people here will remember it) when the evil hacker "11 11" attempted to destroy AJB, and he was hunted down like the dog he was. I have it on very good authority that "11 11" will be portrayed by none other than Paul "Pee Wee Herman" Reubens, who's been spending a lot of time in adult theaters to whip himself into shape for the role.
As for Jon Stewart as me. . .now you're talking my language. But my fans over on rooneynothardyboy.com are less than thrilled. They're posting unflattering images of Stewart in such movies as Big Daddy, Half Baked, and The Faculty, and they are NOT pretty to behold!
So it's based on a true story. They always make the best movies. Hopefully there's no added fluff. I'll only see this movie if it's hard hitting and gritty.
Some people would complain even if you hang them with a new rope
RogueAgentSpeeding in the Tumbler...Posts: 3,676MI6 Agent
Jason Biggs might be a good choice to play Dan Same.
I don't know wether to be flattered or insulted. I hope that you didn't choose him because of certain events in a certain film (which I won't mention since this is a family site.)
"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
So it's based on a true story. They always make the best movies. Hopefully there's no added fluff. I'll only see this movie if it's hard hitting and gritty.
You will be pleasantly suprised.
No deviation from script, no alteration of character, and no embellishment of fact. In short, a true story. Of course there will be a few women in bikinis and some beefcake for the ladies. This will be done, as already mentioned, tastefully as possible.
Sir MilesThe Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,749Chief of Staff
Ah, the curses of objectification...I have a mind, you know!
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"Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
You'd need one of those crusty old British actors to play me. Alas, there's just no real talent around these days:- well not enough to play me, anyway. I see myself as a brilliant cross between Ray Milland and Robert Preston....
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Tee HeeCBT Headquarters: Chicago, ILPosts: 917MI6 Agent
May I suggest, if the words "Ass" or "Arse" make it into the script that you use an actor/actress with an appropriate accent so that we can distinguish between the two. Thanks! )
"My acting range? Left eyebrow raised, right eyebrow raised..."
(S)he can sit in front of a mirror and play with himself all day... )
Ha... ha... I'm laughing hysterically.
But NP brings up a good point, since everyone THOUGHT I was a woman, for the first half I should be played by Alison and the second by... I don't know, someone help me out.
But NP brings up a good point, since everyone THOUGHT I was a woman, for the first half I should be played by Alison and the second by... I don't know, someone help me out.
(S)he can sit in front of a mirror and play with himself all day... )
Ha... ha... I'm laughing hysterically.
But NP brings up a good point, since everyone THOUGHT I was a woman, for the first half I should be played by Alison and the second by... I don't know, someone help me out.
Oh, God!
"Guess again, daddiiiieee! JFF is my name...don't you wear it out..."
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As for the villain. It's got to be Hardy, especially considering his ruthlessness at closing topics. I'd love the chance to kill him off.
As for the leading lady. I will have to have numerous and very thorough love scenes with each of the candidates before I can decide which of them I prefer as my leading lady. And as you are the director Alex, you will be watching my technique and learning from the master.
You know, M5 - I actually thought I'd gotten away with that comment
Should I expect the boys to be sent round in the morning ?
Sorry--I've seen the script, and I'm one of the good guys. The film is based on an incident from several years ago (a few people here will remember it) when the evil hacker "11 11" attempted to destroy AJB, and he was hunted down like the dog he was. I have it on very good authority that "11 11" will be portrayed by none other than Paul "Pee Wee Herman" Reubens, who's been spending a lot of time in adult theaters to whip himself into shape for the role.
As for Jon Stewart as me. . .now you're talking my language. But my fans over on rooneynothardyboy.com are less than thrilled. They're posting unflattering images of Stewart in such movies as Big Daddy, Half Baked, and The Faculty, and they are NOT pretty to behold!
Played by Danie Craig of course, he's the only one!
Now this is a movie I gotta see....almost as good as
Robert Davi as JennyFlexFan
And Woody Allen as Rogue Agent
Now, for that plot.
Dun Dun dun dun dun....De dee dee dee dee dee...
Heeeere they are, our AJB superhero's flying high above the clouds watching for things like spamming, bashing, and heaven forbid, double posting....
OK, im no screenwriter....
So it's based on a true story. They always make the best movies. Hopefully there's no added fluff. I'll only see this movie if it's hard hitting and gritty.
As much as I enjoy the Wood-Man's pictures, I am nowhere near that old, 0064. I haven't even started greying yet.
And JFF isn't gritty enough for Robert Davi to emulate him. Stop it with these asinine suggestions for me... X-(
But since you're looking for that one actor that captures your essence, 0064...how about...Rick Moranis?
Batman: "The Hammer Of Justice is UNISEX!"
-Batman: The Brave & The Bold -
No deviation from script, no alteration of character, and no embellishment of fact. In short, a true story. Of course there will be a few women in bikinis and some beefcake for the ladies. This will be done, as already mentioned, tastefully as possible.
Saving Silverman...
Up to you...
Batman: "The Hammer Of Justice is UNISEX!"
-Batman: The Brave & The Bold -
I suspect this is where I come in...
Ah, the curses of objectification...I have a mind, you know!
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"Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
(S)he can sit in front of a mirror and play with himself all day...
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Ooh, goody! Can't wait for my fitting...
-Roger Moore
Ha... ha... I'm laughing hysterically.
But NP brings up a good point, since everyone THOUGHT I was a woman, for the first half I should be played by Alison and the second by... I don't know, someone help me out.
RuPaul? Jaye Davison? Lily Savage?
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Oh, God!
"Guess again, daddiiiieee! JFF is my name...don't you wear it out..."
Batman: "The Hammer Of Justice is UNISEX!"
-Batman: The Brave & The Bold -
I chose Davi for JFF, because we all know how much JFF like him....
Rick Moranis....uh huh...ok...
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