Dan Can't Park!

HardyboyHardyboy Posts: 5,906Chief of Staff
Ahhhh, it seems that having a world-wide critical and commercial hit and winning an award hasn't made Daniel Craig immune from the press snickering at his shortcomings. From that bastion of integrity, The Sun, comes this little nugget:

Bond Daniel's a Dozy Parker

By SEAN HAMILTON

February 06, 2007

BOND star Daniel Craig has a licence to thrill Hollywood residents — with his hilarious attempts at parking.


The 007 hero has just bought one of the largest 4x4s in America — but cannot properly park the 16½-ft beast against the kerb.

Locals say the Casino Royale star, 37, leaves his 2.5-TON Cadillac Escalade jutting out at crazy angles or bumped up on the pavement. One chuckling resident revealed: “I’ve driven past it three times recently parked awkwardly — hanging off the pavement.

“It’s become a real talking point in Hollywood.

“Daniel has a reputation as a proper action man so it is funny to think that he’s struggling to park.

“It appears that he’s human after all.”

The actor appears to have no problem racing around in an Aston Martin in Casino Royale.

But there were false claims during filming that Daniel could not drive a manual — and had to have the Aston converted into an automatic.

And Daniel’s macho image was shaken early on when he was unveiled as James Bond in a superfast Royal Marine boat on the River Thames in London. He arrived wearing a lifejacket, looking seasick and admitting he was “scared s***less”.

In all fairness, it can't be easy for someone who's familiar with a right-hand drive to adapt to a left-hand one. And if his problem is parallel parking, then Dan shouldn't feel like a freak--I've had troubles in that area myself!

. . .By the way, what is "dozy," and when did Dan Craig move to Hollywood?
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  • highhopeshighhopes Posts: 1,358MI6 Agent
    We knew that from the way he parked the Land Rover in Casino Royale
    Of course, Bond usually just tosses the key to the valet at whatever swank hotel he happens to be staying in.
  • JennyFlexFanJennyFlexFan Posts: 1,497MI6 Agent
    highhopes wrote:
    We knew that from the way he parked the Land Rover in Casino Royale
    Of course, Bond usually just tosses the key to the valet at whatever swank hotel he happens to be staying in.

    Right, Bond, like Pierce Brosnan or Roger Moore, but Daniel Craig? He'll need to completely wow me in Bond 22, because (sorry Flemingists) he was a bit mediocre, though it was his first outing, so he may have been uncomfortable.

    I'd love to see how he'd handle Bond's Bentley (MUAHAHAHAHA, take that Flemingists!) ;)
  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,998Quartermasters
    Don't worry, JFF, he won't wow you. I've every confidence of that. Craig is, to you, as Roger Moore was to me---and I'm deriving a singular joy from that :v :)) Take that, Cheese-ist! {:)

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  • s96024s96024 Posts: 1,519MI6 Agent
    Yea apparently some of his neighbours said he was parking his escalade on the curb and at weird angles.
  • Moonraker 5Moonraker 5 Ayrshire, ScotlandPosts: 1,821MI6 Agent
    Hardyboy wrote:
    “It’s become a real talking point in Hollywood.
    Wow, they really have lots to talk about in Hollywood if one of the big stories is someone's attempt to park a car... 8-)
    Hardyboy wrote:
    By the way, what is "dozy,"?
    Half-asleep, half-ar5ed. Basically without any thought or concentration.
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  • emtiememtiem SurreyPosts: 5,948MI6 Agent
    Hardyboy wrote:
    when did Dan Craig move to Hollywood?

    Yes, not convinced he has, although he might be doing more of those reshoots for The Invasion.
  • darenhatdarenhat The Old PuebloPosts: 2,029Quartermasters
    edited February 2007
    Poor guy...a year or so a go, he was probably parking the same way and nobody ever noticed.
  • highhopeshighhopes Posts: 1,358MI6 Agent
    emtiem wrote:
    Hardyboy wrote:
    when did Dan Craig move to Hollywood?

    Yes, not convinced he has, although he might be doing more of those reshoots for The Invasion.

    I don't think he has. That story is actually several weeks old. It appeared in LA Weekly a while back.
  • emtiememtiem SurreyPosts: 5,948MI6 Agent
    Well they were reshooting bits of it- hence Nicole Kidman's car accident of a week or two back. No idea if Daniel was involved in these of course.
  • PUCCINIPUCCINI Posts: 70MI6 Agent
    excuse my english.... I read on the reader's digest on the eve of Die another day that Brosnan was in an Aston Martin V12 parked in a street of LA on front masses of fans, he started the engine but when he pulled the gas the engine stopped, the car was off. A tourist yelled out "007 can't start his own car". he was so ashamed that he turned red...
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