Worst Bond Film Ever!

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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    well, then the entire movie has a lot of plotholes:
    The cellphones
    The DBS
    The Mondeo
    all the other cars except the DB5
    BluRay in general
    surveillance systems
    Omega PO and SMP
    Persol
    The planes
    The airport
    Body World (which is terrible imho)

    etc.

    I think, that Babs once said it: The story is about how 007 got his license, but the time is now.
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  • 007_fanatica007_fanatica Posts: 64MI6 Agent
    my opinion is the two daniel craig films they are the worst ever bond films :s because theirs simply nothing 007 about them no Q monypenny gadgets that made the 007 films famous CR & QOS wher over promotionalised whith all the watches,sunglasses,phones and so on i understand that a percentage of the money they get for feuetering them in the movie is their budget but still make use of them not just accept calls and rent car etc.the other point about them is its just simply plain action films no different to watching any other spy movies nothing different even M as changed to be the plain old office worker by the looks of her charicter.it misses the uniqnesss that made 007 films so famous i'm not mocking daniel craig i think he's a good bond i just think the film makers are waiting him and not using a good lucking bond to their advantage e.g. gadgets,cars etc.QOS was the first 007 movie i seen at the cinema and i was very board of it the villain looked liked a alcoholic tramp and the story was pitiful that's coming from a huge 007 fan i still crazy about bond its just i hope they bring back the bond that is bond if you understand and not some action man who chases people on cranes and roofs use gadgets to help him i'm sorry for waffling on its just i thought i could let me view on the forum since every one els as hope some people agree
    8-):#

    apologise for the spelling :(
  • little nellylittle nelly London, EnglandPosts: 152MI6 Agent
    my opinion is the two daniel craig films they are the worst ever bond films :s because theirs simply nothing 007 about them no Q monypenny gadgets that made the 007 films famous CR & QOS wher over promotionalised whith all the watches,sunglasses,phones and so on i understand that a percentage of the money they get for feuetering them in the movie is their budget but still make use of them not just accept calls and rent car etc.the other point about them is its just simply plain action films no different to watching any other spy movies nothing different even M as changed to be the plain old office worker by the looks of her charicter.it misses the uniqnesss that made 007 films so famous i'm not mocking daniel craig i think he's a good bond i just think the film makers are waiting him and not using a good lucking bond to their advantage e.g. gadgets,cars etc.QOS was the first 007 movie i seen at the cinema and i was very board of it the villain looked liked a alcoholic tramp and the story was pitiful that's coming from a huge 007 fan i still crazy about bond its just i hope they bring back the bond that is bond if you understand and not some action man who chases people on cranes and roofs use gadgets to help him i'm sorry for waffling on its just i thought i could let me view on the forum since every one els as hope some people agree
    8-):#

    apologise for the spelling :(

    I think you need to apologise for the punctuation mucker
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    my opinion is the two daniel craig films they are the worst ever bond films :s because theirs simply nothing 007 about them no Q monypenny gadgets that made the 007 films famous CR & QOS wher over promotionalised whith all the watches,sunglasses,phones and so on i understand that a percentage of the money they get for feuetering them in the movie is their budget but still make use of them not just accept calls and rent car etc.the other point about them is its just simply plain action films no different to watching any other spy movies nothing different even M as changed to be the plain old office worker by the looks of her charicter.it misses the uniqnesss that made 007 films so famous i'm not mocking daniel craig i think he's a good bond i just think the film makers are waiting him and not using a good lucking bond to their advantage e.g. gadgets,cars etc.QOS was the first 007 movie i seen at the cinema and i was very board of it the villain looked liked a alcoholic tramp and the story was pitiful that's coming from a huge 007 fan i still crazy about bond its just i hope they bring back the bond that is bond if you understand and not some action man who chases people on cranes and roofs use gadgets to help him i'm sorry for waffling on its just i thought i could let me view on the forum since every one els as hope some people agree
    8-):#

    apologise for the spelling :(

    I think you need to apologise for the punctuation mucker

    Yes, learn to use punctuation! Try to read your own post and only breath at your punctuations.


    Do you see our point now .... :v:v
  • 007_fanatica007_fanatica Posts: 64MI6 Agent
    does it not occure to you that i might have a lerning disability i have autism i didnt no that you had to spell correctly be a james bond fan to if i had of new that fellow 007 fans would be like i wouldnt of registerd to the forum THANKS!!!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    007_fanatic, I agree with you on some points although I enjoyed CR. I REALLY HATED QOS the sooner they get back to making a traditional Bond Film the better. and my spelling and punctuation is crap too. :))
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  • AlexAlex The Eastern SeaboardPosts: 2,694MI6 Agent
    does it not occure to you that i might have a lerning disability i have autism i didnt no that you had to spell correctly be a james bond fan to if i had of new that fellow 007 fans would be like i wouldnt of registerd to the forum THANKS!!!
    Don't worry, 007 fanatica. You're in good company. I personally have a 007 femme fatale disorder. Whenever Fiona Volpe shows up looking all sexy and shooting rifles I start having breathing problems. ;) :D :007)
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Alex wrote:
    Don't worry, 007 fanatica. You're in good company. I personally have a 007 femme fatale disorder. Whenever Fiona Volpe shows up looking all sexy and shooting rifles I start having breathing problems. ;) :D :007)
    I have the same problem when it comes to Xenia Onatopp. :D
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  • AlexAlex The Eastern SeaboardPosts: 2,694MI6 Agent
    Dan Same wrote:
    Alex wrote:
    Don't worry, 007 fanatica. You're in good company. I personally have a 007 femme fatale disorder. Whenever Fiona Volpe shows up looking all sexy and shooting rifles I start having breathing problems. ;) :D :007)
    I have the same problem when it comes to Xenia Onatopp. :D
    Somebody call Dr. Warmflash! :D
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    Alex wrote:
    Dan Same wrote:
    Alex wrote:
    Don't worry, 007 fanatica. You're in good company. I personally have a 007 femme fatale disorder. Whenever Fiona Volpe shows up looking all sexy and shooting rifles I start having breathing problems. ;) :D :007)
    I have the same problem when it comes to Xenia Onatopp. :D
    Somebody call Dr. Warmflash! :D
    :))
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • thesecretagentthesecretagent CornwallPosts: 2,151MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    my opinion is the two daniel craig films they are the worst ever bond films :s because theirs simply nothing 007 about them no Q monypenny gadgets that made the 007 films famous CR & QOS wher over promotionalised whith all the watches,sunglasses,phones and so on i understand that a percentage of the money they get for feuetering them in the movie is their budget but still make use of them not just accept calls and rent car etc.the other point about them is its just simply plain action films no different to watching any other spy movies nothing different even M as changed to be the plain old office worker by the looks of her charicter.it misses the uniqnesss that made 007 films so famous i'm not mocking daniel craig i think he's a good bond i just think the film makers are waiting him and not using a good lucking bond to their advantage e.g. gadgets,cars etc.QOS was the first 007 movie i seen at the cinema and i was very board of it the villain looked liked a alcoholic tramp and the story was pitiful that's coming from a huge 007 fan i still crazy about bond its just i hope they bring back the bond that is bond if you understand and not some action man who chases people on cranes and roofs use gadgets to help him i'm sorry for waffling on its just i thought i could let me view on the forum since every one els as hope some people agree
    8-):#

    apologise for the spelling :(

    I think you need to apologise for the punctuation mucker

    Yes, learn to use punctuation! Try to read your own post and only breath at your punctuations.


    Do you see our point now .... :v:v

    Actually it's breathe, not breath - it's so annoying when people pick up on grammar all the time, isn't it? If only it were just about Bond... :))
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  • PaperbillPaperbill FloridaPosts: 812MI6 Agent
    Moonraker, MWTGG, LTK, OHMSS, DAD, AVTAK
  • deliciousdelicious SydneyPosts: 371MI6 Agent
    Quantum of Solace, followed by Quantum of Solace, Quantum of Solace and then of course Quantum of Solace.

    P.S. Oh I forgot to add - Quantum of Solace
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    delicious wrote:
    Quantum of Solace, followed by Quantum of Solace, Quantum of Solace and then of course Quantum of Solace.

    P.S. Oh I forgot to add - Quantum of Solace
    So what do you think about QOS? :v :)) Seriously, I completely agree with you. I hated it so much that I couldn't bring myself to see it for a second time. :#
    "He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
  • 007_fanatica007_fanatica Posts: 64MI6 Agent
    thanks for all oyur support guys means alot!!! :007):D
  • Dmitri MishkinDmitri Mishkin Kansas CityPosts: 334MI6 Agent
    Worst for me would be Die Another Day. I think View to a Kill wasn't as bad as most remember, besides the soundtrack is definitely a saving grace, the main theme really lends itself well to the instrumental cues in the rest of the movie.
  • 007_fanatica007_fanatica Posts: 64MI6 Agent
    i just hope that thay make the next film how james bond should be and not some running shooting action film as if i wanted to see a film like that i would just go see normal spy movie. qos was my first bond film i saw at the cinima and was really disapointed lol just hope i wont be next year when i see the new one :#
  • deliciousdelicious SydneyPosts: 371MI6 Agent
    Worst for me would be Die Another Day. I think View to a Kill wasn't as bad as most remember, besides the soundtrack is definitely a saving grace, the main theme really lends itself well to the instrumental cues in the rest of the movie.

    DAD is the worst of the Brosnan films but still much better than QoS.
  • Dmitri MishkinDmitri Mishkin Kansas CityPosts: 334MI6 Agent
    delicious wrote:
    Worst for me would be Die Another Day. I think View to a Kill wasn't as bad as most remember, besides the soundtrack is definitely a saving grace, the main theme really lends itself well to the instrumental cues in the rest of the movie.

    DAD is the worst of the Brosnan films but still much better than QoS.

    I don't know why I don't hate QoS as much, maybe it's just because It's got Craig and it's new. I don't own Die another Day and saw it too many times in theaters to watch for another decade. I think in the future with more Craig films released we might forgive Quantum's short commngs.
  • 007_fanatica007_fanatica Posts: 64MI6 Agent
    i do think craig is a good bond but the producers arnt using him to thier advantage etc :s
  • deliciousdelicious SydneyPosts: 371MI6 Agent
    i do think craig is a good bond but the producers arnt using him to thier advantage etc :s

    I agree. Craig is a fine actor but he had a crap script to work with in QoS. CR is slightly a better film for him as its better written.
  • g-section007g-section007 Posts: 18MI6 Agent
    QOS IS A DISASTER! this is non-Bond for me
    where is the entertainment that Cubby liked so much?
  • thesecretagentthesecretagent CornwallPosts: 2,151MI6 Agent
    23 films, 6 Bonds, 45 years... We'll all have one or two we don't like, but as fans of the genre, how about more positive threads? This is all merely subjective, and dare I say, predictable...
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  • deliciousdelicious SydneyPosts: 371MI6 Agent
    23 films, 6 Bonds, 45 years... We'll all have one or two we don't like, but as fans of the genre, how about more positive threads? This is all merely subjective, and dare I say, predictable...

    Maybe we should start a Worst AJB Thread Ever thread.... *evil laugh* ;)
  • VeronaVerona Posts: 54MI6 Agent
    "Moonraker".
  • Robin HoodRobin Hood Norwich, England, UKPosts: 8MI6 Agent
    There is no Bond film I truly don't like as, in my opinion, all Bond films have there merits. The one film I find hardest to watch however would be Die Another Day.
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  • Bella_docBella_doc Quantum's next target (Canada)Posts: 51MI6 Agent
    It's certainly been a while since I've seen them, and mind you I've only watched them once, but for me the worst Bond movie is a tie between DAF and AVTAK, with honourable mentions to OP and DAD.* DAF looked like a cheap and lazy production unbecoming of a Bond movie while by the time AVTAK rolled around it was Bond himself who was unbecoming. Although the films look dated (sadly true of most Bond movies made before the 90's) IMO good scripts and casting may have made up for the staleness in production and even served to elevate the films. Instead horrible meandering scripts and poor casting helped sink DAF and AVTAK --and OP and DAD, depending on the time of day ;)-- in my view.


    *views subject to change without notice or reason upon further re-watch. :)
  • AdamOmegaAdamOmega Edmonton, AB, CanadaPosts: 297MI6 Agent
    Bella_doc wrote:
    ... horrible meandering scripts and poor casting helped sink DAF and AVTAK --and OP and DAD, depending on the time of day ;)-- in my view.

    Aw come on! Maud Adams is prime!

    But yes, Diamonds Are Forever, A View To A Kill, and Die Another Day are definite contenders for the worst of the franchise. Personally I find Diamonds to be the most dull and foolish of the three (unlike Moonraker, which was foolish but never dull). Die Another Day is like a really bad caffiene rush. I'm mixed towards A View To A Kill, but I simply can't support it. At least it has a good theme song and a great bad guy.
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  • Bella_docBella_doc Quantum's next target (Canada)Posts: 51MI6 Agent
    AdamOmega wrote:
    Bella_doc wrote:
    ... horrible meandering scripts and poor casting helped sink DAF and AVTAK --and OP and DAD, depending on the time of day ;)-- in my view.

    Aw come on! Maud Adams is prime!
    But, but James Bond in a clown suit!!! :o That was quite possibly the nadir of the franchise 8-)
  • AdamOmegaAdamOmega Edmonton, AB, CanadaPosts: 297MI6 Agent
    Bella_doc wrote:
    AdamOmega wrote:
    Bella_doc wrote:
    ... horrible meandering scripts and poor casting helped sink DAF and AVTAK --and OP and DAD, depending on the time of day ;)-- in my view.

    Aw come on! Maud Adams is prime!
    But, but James Bond in a clown suit!!! :o That was quite possibly the nadir of the franchise 8-)

    It was a stupid idea (and not too terribly practical on Bond's behalf) but it wasn't nearly enough to ruin the entire movie for me. I find that a lot of people dislike Octopussy entirely because of that one scene, but they often forget about the great stunts (like the train pursuit and the airplane climax) and performances (Maud Adams and Roger Moore, who comes across as very comfortable in the role).
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