What was wrong with Die Another Day?
Surrie
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It was the weakest Bond film but I did enjoy it.
I hear many people say that it was the weakest which I agree with. But I would like to hear why people think this...
I hear many people say that it was the weakest which I agree with. But I would like to hear why people think this...
What counts is what the heroine provokes, or rather what she represents. She is the one, or rather the love or fear she inspires in the hero , or else the concern he feels for her, who makes him act the way he does.
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Why I thought it was the weakest.
1. Brosnan had lost whatever he possesed in the 1st place. It seemed as if he knew his time was up so he didnt try as hard to please, as he did in GE. He didnt throw himself into the acting.
2. Halle Berry - She didnt seem real to me. She was too animated. Not mcuh show of emotion and was easily won over by Bond.
3. The whole betrayal plot. It made Bond look awefully stupid and we all know he's not.
4. The stunts they did in this film where entertaining but it seemed like they cared more about the stunts than the actual story line.
5. Gustav Graves was a poor villian. The only characteristic he showed was that of a spoilt child. Yes he was mad and yes he asked for a lot but in the end it all boiled down to him wanting to show off to his father, who he eventually killed anyway.
Now discuss???
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Now you ask 'what was wrong with Die Another Day?' I would say almost everything. DAD is my third least-favourite Bond film, and with the exception of Brosnan's performance, the 'say goodbye to him for us' line and the fencing fight, there was nothing in this film that I liked.
I loathed Graves. IMO he was the worst villain of all time. I hated Jinx; I though she was incredibly unattractive, extremely annoying and I wanted her to die a painful death. I really hated her which says alot since I love Halle Berry. IMO she's one of the world's 5 most beautiful women, however in DAD, rather than want to marry her, I wanted to kill her. X-(
What else? Let's see. I couldn't stand the invisible car (this is Bond, not a sci-fi film ), I hated the dialogue ("that's a name to die for" should have ensured the writer lifetime unemployment), I didn't like the direction at all (Michael Apted should have been brought back), I hated the title (one of the two worst Bond titles of all time IMO along with TND), I didn't like the theme song (along with CR one of the two worst theme songs of the past decade and a half IMO) and I didn't like in the slightest that Bond was not only captured but failed to escape. I also really hated the second half, and I hated the first half as well.
I really hated DAD. But I do own it on DVD and I can think of at least half a dozen non-Bond films which I dislike much more, and unlike DAD, I would never own the DVD of.
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1. The horrible dialog with Jinx and Bond that ruined the scene with her coming out of the water.
2. The invisible car.
3. The awful surfing scene towards the end when the glacier breaks.
This was all the harder to take because it started out so promising. Had the film just had one of these elements it would rate much higher for me, but it was just the confluence of events that ruined the film. I liked TWINE in spite of Christmas Jones, TB even though I have always thought the jet pack scene was a bit much, and still like MR in spite of the in space laser beam fight. I still enjoyed the movie, and it had a lot of great moments too but rates low for me because of these three things I just find it hard to get past.
This is one which will never be reappraised well. It will be a stinker for decades..
1. Halle Berry was horrible.
2. Graves was a joke. Not menacing at all.
3. Helle Berry was horrible.
4. The surfing scene at the beginning, it was useless and it seemed like it went on FOREVER!
5. Halle Berry was horrible.
6. The scene with Moneypenny at the end with the projector game thing .
7. Oh, and Halle Berry was horrible.
On the other hand, I thought Brosnan was pretty good. But just like others said, he didn't have anything good to work with.
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I think this thread may satisfy Surrie.
DAD felt as if it could have been good, I really liked the entire first half. However it changes gears in Iceland, and goes down hill. It feels a little bipolar if anything.
I also think that if Jinx had been completely rewritten in Iceland, she would not have been so annoying. Her scenes in Cuba were okay, and if maybe they had reworked that stupid bird metaphor, they're hook up would have been better.
Whilst many slam the director, I have to say there are a few things I love that he did. I think the entire return to London was very well done, with Bond reading Graves' interview and then spying on the him at Buck Palace. The inclusion of a gentleman's club at London seemed very Fleming, and I like how it was done. I also loved the character of Raoul, and of the FRWL mirror reference in Hong Kong
Ian Fleming said that "Bond goes wildly beyond the probable, but not beyond the possible".
An invisible car was taking things too far.
I will watch DAD, but really it is overdone. Some parts are great: the Hong Kong hotel room, the underground collection of Bond gadgets etc., the sword fight, and Bond with a beard but other than that the CG was ridiculous and it was largely over the top. Like I said, I like watching DAD and it is still a Bond movie, but for me it isn't a classic.
The pre title sequence with the twist - Bond doesn't escape.
I think I might be the only one who thinks Madonna's theme tune was any good - loved the opening titles.
The first half of the film.
The Bad...........
The second half of the film
The CGI bit with the dodgy sea - looked more like a 1960's rear projection job. Cubby would not have been impressed - a real low for the series.
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