"So you weren't good enough to get into the Marines?" :v
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"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
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"You've no chance. I'm phoning for a take-away. Anybody else? Chinese or Indian? Oh wait, there's a new Thai place doing deliveries. Fancy it. Brilliant! Lets clear this dining room table. Who needs plates when you've got hot food in cardboard boxes. We'll need beer. Who's going to the offie? Now this is how you throw a dinner party. I'm away out to the car to get my dart board. I brought it with me in case things got boring."
Things not to say to a guy who's robbing you at gunpoint.
"Please, if you're going to rob someone, at least use a real gun. " :v
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"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
What not to say to the director of Manos, the Hands of Fate?
"The Saw films are much scarier." :v (Which is not true of course as Manos is a classic. )
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"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
"Uh, I hate to tell you this, but it seems that we have been overdrawing from our accounts which means that for the past six months, your paychecks have been bouncing."
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"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
"Look, let's get just this over and done with. There are 20 hostages; you kill 5, we will 'accidentally' kill 5, you free 9 and you can take one with you as insurance. Deal?"
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"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
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"Ugh, I hope my wife doesn't age like you have."
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"He’s a man way out there in the blue, riding on a smile and a shoeshine. And when they start not smiling back—that’s an earthquake. and then you get yourself a couple of spots on your hat, and you’re finished. Nobody dast blame this man. A salesman is got to dream, boy. It comes with the territory." Death of a Salesman
2. I'm here to complain to Mr. Adolf. You have drew the knots and crosses game wrong!!!! and why do you call it a ' Nazi Sign'
3. Do you know, if you dont stop... in the future, people are going to put you on james bond forums and make fun off you... yeah...thats what i thought.... PARRTTAAAYYYY!!!
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We have experienced a technical difficulty due to a disturbance from a weather balloon breaking in your (insert town name) area, our best advice is to not panic, as tomorrow they will be light showers.... are we off, good, do you think they fell for the fact the weather balloon was in fact damaged by a UFO?
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Can I give 2 answers?
"I've f****d your daughter" or
"I didn't know you were a chemist Mr Stewart" to which he replies "I didn't know you were dating my daughter otherwise I wouldn't have sold you those condoms"
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Next: What not to say when the host at a dinner party serves a dish which he (or she) is quite proud of, but you absolutely hate.
"You've no chance. I'm phoning for a take-away. Anybody else? Chinese or Indian? Oh wait, there's a new Thai place doing deliveries. Fancy it. Brilliant! Lets clear this dining room table. Who needs plates when you've got hot food in cardboard boxes. We'll need beer. Who's going to the offie? Now this is how you throw a dinner party. I'm away out to the car to get my dart board. I brought it with me in case things got boring."
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Things not to say to a guy who's robbing you at gunpoint.
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"Yo, Maurice, there's snails in my food!"
What not to say to the director of Manos, the Hands of Fate?
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"Good for you guys. It's nice to see young gay men out enjoying themselves, rather than hanging around in public parks."
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Welcome to Ireland.
Since Alex didn't keep it going- "What not to say at an all-nudist barbecue party.
"Can I prick your sausage for you?"
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What you don't want to hear from your boss.
@merseytart
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"You don't want to be with him anyway. He's rubbish in bed."
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@merseytart
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"Well I've never really liked James Bond anyway!!!"
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What not to say to Adolf Hitler at the bunker in 1945.
1. You....got something...on your top lip...:#
2. I'm here to complain to Mr. Adolf. You have drew the knots and crosses game wrong!!!! and why do you call it a ' Nazi Sign'
3. Do you know, if you dont stop... in the future, people are going to put you on james bond forums and make fun off you... yeah...thats what i thought.... PARRTTAAAYYYY!!!
4. Bin Laden would kick you A-S-S ! ! ! !X-(
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"Do you honestly think we can win this, I mean that Wellington bloke looks like he can handle himself!!"
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"what what? can you speak up? I'm a tad deaf this morning after blowing up all those people..."
what not to say to a substitute teacher when they walk into the classroom in the morning (sorry guys, I'm miserable at coming up with things)
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"Sir, I'm pregnant and it's yours!"
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We have experienced a technical difficulty due to a disturbance from a weather balloon breaking in your (insert town name) area, our best advice is to not panic, as tomorrow they will be light showers.... are we off, good, do you think they fell for the fact the weather balloon was in fact damaged by a UFO?
Next: What not to say when meeting your future in-Laws for the first time?
Can I give 2 answers?
"I've f****d your daughter" or
"I didn't know you were a chemist Mr Stewart" to which he replies "I didn't know you were dating my daughter otherwise I wouldn't have sold you those condoms"
Next: Things you wouldn't hear in an episode of Prison Break
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Things you wouldn't hear on an episode of lost
"We were dead ?"
Bring back this topic it was awesome !
Who you wouldn't want to hear have just bought MGM ?
glad to see this back on the front page!!!
"we are pleased to inform you that MGM studios has been purchased by BP...they assure us all that they'll be able to get back on track shortly!"
what not to say to someone you haven't seen in years
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I thought you died years ago.
You open a brand new dvd of your favorite movie to find there's a mistake. The dvd in the case is the worst movie ever made, what is it?