Found this little Prayer, and thought it might be of Interest to the Ladies of AJB.
A Woman's Prayer:
I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
10. Take the next left daring, no left, left!.... Left !!!!! LEFT!.....
..........Ah that's right.... I meant right....
................you never listen to a word I say....
I couldn't eat a whole One, and I did feel a little funny later on. :v
Like the time I ate some custard with Jelly and Cream for breakfast, I threw up a triffle in the afternoon.
as there seems to be a lack of Ladies at the moment I'm posting the Odd piece I find on the web which the Female of the species might find amusing, Like catching piegons.
Kind of like putting some bait under a cardbard with a string tied to a piece of wood holding it up, any time soon One will come along and I can finally pull my wood )
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Tad and Crud is my Double act, NP, we do a selection of Carry On skits.
very popular round the retirement homes. My Interpretive Jazz dance Homage to Sid James Always goes down well.
Still I know my jokes are Bad, You're still in that big river in Egypt. )
but as it bothers you I'll stop. So you can go back to being the life and soul of the party at AJB. )
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
TP please continue with your tad :v jokes until we know more about Skyfall.
I just have expressed my concerns, that you'd be able to lure one of the ladies with your jokes.
President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
TP, have you seen those Keep Calm and Carry On T-shirts with Sid James' grinning mug on them? Sold in that retro movie shop in London Soho's Old Compton Street.
Keeping the Carry on Theme, Here's a great Vid showing the similarities Between a 64 carry On Film and Eon's 87 offering.
Might explain my Love Of Tim Dalton as Bond.
He's a little 'top heavy' imo .... still, I expect Ale isn't complaining ..... )
Makes Craigger's beach shot in CR look modest by comparison....Cavill will be ready for the blue tights!
I'll always maintain he would've been a fine Bond...and Alessandra will concur
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"I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
"Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
I've just watched the Immortals, and Cavill is great in it. Pitty he never got the chance to play Bond as I think he'll be too expensive for the producers to get him after Craig.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
I kind of like Berenice (though there seems to be something odd with her teeth
and her hair looks a bit "home-styled" and too much) but what where they thinking with that dress?
And the shoes?
The dress is plain boring, too long, too unsexy - not at all Bondgirl-like!
Was that dress picked also by L. Frogley, then we must expect the worst for Skyfall.
) )
Markus, are you trying to start up a critique of this outfit for us to start a discussion??? You are sweet....
So as you have taken the time to think this through... I'll give you my opinion
Her smile is refreshing.... yes she has a bit of a overlap with her teeth - and no doubt she has been asked/offered to sort it out - but I think it's great that she isn't totally 'perfect' - all of those Hollywood smiles are just so fake.... and although having nice teeth is important in films.... it's nice to see a bit of a crooked smile!
Her hair doesn't look so much as home styled - that 'out of bed' look is really in at the moment. It's more the fact that her hair is out of condition. Too much styling over the years.... too many products and styling tools. This gives it this slightly brittle - un shiny look. A good trim would help... and a good conditioning treatment would be advisable as well.
I like the dress - although the colour is a bit off on her.... a slightly darker red would have worked better.... but the style of the dress is also bang on trend. Remember, you either show off cleavage - OR legs, never both at the same time... and the below the knee cut is v.on trend too.
The shoes - You are right. They are very Moneypenny - practical is the word. They could have been a few inches higher (but prob not allowed.... with DC - bless) but Black????? Not very imaginative. A contrasting colour would have worked... with accessories to match.
There!
Is that what you wanted ) ) !!
She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
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no complaints at all from my side - besides of the fact, that I did not meet Alessandra there
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
Caroline Munro I can see, but Eva Green leaves me stone cold...Likewise Olga K
So she might be missing, but she still has taste ... 8-)
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
Hey old friend,
We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when...
But I know we'll meet again
Probably to attempt to outdrink lex and pen
8-)
A Woman's Prayer:
I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
8 things you'll never hear a man say...
8. Here honey, you use the remote.
7. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.
6. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!
5. While I'm up, can I get you anything?
4. Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held.
3. Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place.
2. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.
1. We never talk anymore.
9. I think we're lost. Let me stop the car and ask for directions.
..........Ah that's right.... I meant right....
................you never listen to a word I say....
Thunderpussy, did you have a clown for breakfast? :v
May I add to your list:
"Take my car "
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
I couldn't eat a whole One, and I did feel a little funny later on. :v
Like the time I ate some custard with Jelly and Cream for breakfast, I threw up a triffle in the afternoon.
as there seems to be a lack of Ladies at the moment I'm posting the Odd piece I find on the web which the Female of the species might find amusing, Like catching piegons.
Kind of like putting some bait under a cardbard with a string tied to a piece of wood holding it up, any time soon One will come along and I can finally pull my wood
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
Roger Moore 1927-2017
very popular round the retirement homes. My Interpretive Jazz dance Homage to Sid James Always goes down well.
Still I know my jokes are Bad, You're still in that big river in Egypt.
but as it bothers you I'll stop. So you can go back to being the life and soul of the party at AJB.
TP please continue with your tad :v jokes until we know more about Skyfall.
I just have expressed my concerns, that you'd be able to lure one of the ladies with your jokes.
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
A bit like this:
Roger Moore 1927-2017
Might explain my Love Of Tim Dalton as Bond.
http://youtu.be/tflhPHD-_oQ
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2053602/Man-Of-Steel-Henry-Cavill-shows-muscles-set-new-Superman-movie.html
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
If only they'd gone with Our Henry
Age wise, Cavil would have been an excellent sucessor to Craig, but chances of Eon hiring 'Superman' are remote ...
(Not as warped as my mind, LR, I know...
Roger Moore 1927-2017
He's a little 'top heavy' imo .... still, I expect Ale isn't complaining .....
Makes Craigger's beach shot in CR look modest by comparison....Cavill will be ready for the blue tights!
I'll always maintain he would've been a fine Bond...and Alessandra will concur
"I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
"Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
I kind of like Berenice (though there seems to be something odd with her teeth
and her hair looks a bit "home-styled" and too much) but what where they thinking with that dress?
And the shoes?
The dress is plain boring, too long, too unsexy - not at all Bondgirl-like!
Was that dress picked also by L. Frogley, then we must expect the worst for Skyfall.
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
I think that he was too young at the time, he looks great now though.
Markus, are you trying to start up a critique of this outfit for us to start a discussion??? You are sweet....
So as you have taken the time to think this through... I'll give you my opinion
Her smile is refreshing.... yes she has a bit of a overlap with her teeth - and no doubt she has been asked/offered to sort it out - but I think it's great that she isn't totally 'perfect' - all of those Hollywood smiles are just so fake.... and although having nice teeth is important in films.... it's nice to see a bit of a crooked smile!
Her hair doesn't look so much as home styled - that 'out of bed' look is really in at the moment. It's more the fact that her hair is out of condition. Too much styling over the years.... too many products and styling tools. This gives it this slightly brittle - un shiny look. A good trim would help... and a good conditioning treatment would be advisable as well.
I like the dress - although the colour is a bit off on her.... a slightly darker red would have worked better.... but the style of the dress is also bang on trend. Remember, you either show off cleavage - OR legs, never both at the same time... and the below the knee cut is v.on trend too.
The shoes
There!
Is that what you wanted