What was the worst three-movie period for Bond?

Sweepy the CatSweepy the Cat Halifax, West Yorkshire, EnglaPosts: 986MI6 Agent
So the whole "worst Bond film, best Bond film" stuff has been done to death. But as I watched the Bond series in chronological order, I was curious to find out what people think was the "dark age" of the Bond films - a series of three movies (nice number, if I made it four I'm sure some cheeky monkeys would just list all the Brosnan films. ) where it looked like 007 would never return to true form. So, there's the question. Which three consecutive Bond films represent to you that most dissappointing period in Bond's history?
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  • A7ceA7ce Birmingham, EnglandPosts: 656MI6 Agent
    Gotta be late Moore era

    FYEO
    Octopussy
    View to a Kill
  • SeahawkSeahawk Posts: 85MI6 Agent
    TMWTGG (1974) TSWLM (1977) MR (1979). The first of these is like watching 30 minutes worth of storyline padded out to nearly 2 hours of screen time, the second is like an overblown subaquatic remake of YOLT & the 3rd is like watching an imitation of a parody of a Bond film.
    I consider "Carry On Spying" to be a better espionage thriller than any of them. Whilst Eighties Bond films were decidedly "hitty missy" the quality threshold was nevertheless higher than the decade which preceded it.
  • Sweepy the CatSweepy the Cat Halifax, West Yorkshire, EnglaPosts: 986MI6 Agent
    edited October 2008
    I couldn't say what mine is
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  • 00-Agent00-Agent CaliforniaPosts: 453MI6 Agent
    Interesting question Sweepy. I have to go with NSNA, FYEO, MR.
    "A blunt instrument wielded by a Government department. Hard, ruthless, sardonic, fatalistic. He likes gambling, golf, fast motor cars. All his movements are relaxed and economical". Ian Fleming
  • HardyboyHardyboy Posts: 5,912Chief of Staff
    For me these three films are like the plunging line on a chart: DAF--bad; LALD--worse; TMWTGG--rock bottom.
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  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,484MI6 Agent
    Die Another Day, Casino Royale - here's hoping for the hat trick! :D

    Otherwise, LTK, GE and TND would fit the bill.
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • AlexAlex The Eastern SeaboardPosts: 2,694MI6 Agent
    TND (uninspired, like a clone, or a man at work going through the motions)

    TWINE (actually a good film but way too drawn out and sleep inducing)

    DAD (painful)
  • RavenstoneRavenstone EnglandPosts: 152MI6 Agent
    TND, TWINE and DAD. No contest
  • Sweepy the CatSweepy the Cat Halifax, West Yorkshire, EnglaPosts: 986MI6 Agent
    00-Agent wrote:
    Interesting question Sweepy. I have to go with NSNA, FYEO, MR.

    You've hit a goofy turn!

    NSNA isn't an official Bond movie
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  • DrMaybeDrMaybe Posts: 204MI6 Agent
    FYEO, NSNA(still sucks, and I hate Klaus Brandauer) and OP(and I like Maud Adams).
  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    Ravenstone wrote:
    TND, TWINE and DAD. No contest

    Yes, I totally agree...which is a shame, as I really think Brozza could have been a better Bond...but I'm leaving that to Daniel...:x
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  • 00-Agent00-Agent CaliforniaPosts: 453MI6 Agent
    00-Agent wrote:
    Interesting question Sweepy. I have to go with NSNA, FYEO, MR.

    You've hit a goofy turn!

    NSNA isn't an official Bond movie

    I know...I know...a lot of forum members don't consider NSNA a REAL Bond movie. Well it's your topic so if NSNA doesn't count I will have to go with DAF, OHMSS, and YOLT.
    "A blunt instrument wielded by a Government department. Hard, ruthless, sardonic, fatalistic. He likes gambling, golf, fast motor cars. All his movements are relaxed and economical". Ian Fleming
  • RavenstoneRavenstone EnglandPosts: 152MI6 Agent
    Lexi wrote:
    Yes, I totally agree...which is a shame, as I really think Brozza could have been a better Bond...but I'm leaving that to Daniel...:x

    I did love GE. Which meant I got all excited for TND. Which I still think is nothing more than a two hour BMW advert. TWINE was a slight improvement, but that's only because it's difficult to imagine anything worse than TND!

    If QOS turns into another TND, you will hear my howls of outrage throughout the realm ;)
  • ycpchiefycpchief USA (PA)Posts: 95MI6 Agent
    DAF-Connery should never have come back, LALD-The weakest movie introducing a new Bond actor, TMWTGG-just awful.
  • HardyboyHardyboy Posts: 5,912Chief of Staff
    ycpchief wrote:
    DAF-Connery should never have come back, LALD-The weakest movie introducing a new Bond actor, TMWTGG-just awful.

    Finally! Someone with taste and discretion! -{
    Vox clamantis in deserto
  • double0seven7double0seven7 Posts: 23MI6 Agent
    Ravenstone wrote:
    Lexi wrote:
    Yes, I totally agree...which is a shame, as I really think Brozza could have been a better Bond...but I'm leaving that to Daniel...:x

    I did love GE. Which meant I got all excited for TND. Which I still think is nothing more than a two hour BMW advert. TWINE was a slight improvement, but that's only because it's difficult to imagine anything worse than TND!

    If QOS turns into another TND, you will hear my howls of outrage throughout the realm ;)

    Exactly! Brosnan was perfect in GE. Especially considering everything he had to go through to finally land the role in 95. I had such high hopes after GE, Brosnan wanted to make Bond more realistic, the movie studio had other ideas. It went down hill QUICK.

    I'd have to say the late Moore films are my pick though, FYEO, OP, VTaK
  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,998Quartermasters
    edited October 2008
    I'd have to say the late Moore films are my pick though, FYEO, OP, VTaK

    That's my pick as well. FYEO wasn't bad (quite good at times, defective in some spots)...but Moore's last two are so bad (IMRO) that they would have weighed any great film down---simply by proximity :#

    By the way...great thread, Sweepy! {[]
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  • MoniqueMonique USAPosts: 696MI6 Agent
    Lexi wrote:

    Yes, I totally agree...which is a shame, as I really think Brozza could have been a better Bond...but I'm leaving that to Daniel...:x

    Pierce was a great Bond. He and Craig are apples and oranges, no comparison in my book.

    My three are : AVTAK (certainly not Roger's fault), TLD and LTK. Those 2 films not only had my least favorite Bond, Timothy Dalton, but they had a cheesy quality to them, a tinny 80's feel if you will. It's hard to describe, but I know it when I see it. Dalton's films have always seemed like TV movies to me, not the usual big Bond quality. Kind of a Big Bond (Bang) Theory I guess...maybe that's my Party affiliation Loeff. :)) Go big or go home. :D
  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,998Quartermasters
    Monique wrote:
    Dalton's films have always seemed like TV movies to me, not the usual big Bond quality. Kind of a Big Bond (Bang) Theory I guess...maybe that's my Party affiliation Loeff. :)) Go big or go home. :D

    Mmm...interesting :v I think perhaps you've coined a new term for our glossary, Mo. I'm going to ponder it :D
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  • Tee HeeTee Hee CBT Headquarters: Chicago, ILPosts: 917MI6 Agent
    TB-YOLT is a low point for me, as is AVTAK-LTK. Once the verdict's out on QoS, it could very well join DAD and CR in a third chain of stinkers. :v
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  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,484MI6 Agent
    So Dr Maybe has AVTAK in his top 5! :D

    I know what Monique means about the Dalton movies, they're not quite hard enough. The finale of TLD when all the Russians and Afghans make up at the after concert party! 8-) They still retain a cutesy visual gag hangover from the Moore years which just doesn't work in this context.
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  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    Tee Hee wrote:
    TB-YOLT is a low point for me...
    That's only two films, Mr. Hee. :p ;)

    For me, a tie between DAF-TMWTGG and LTK-TND.

    This was actually very hard to answer -- great thread, Sweeepy! {[]
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • sharpshootersharpshooter Posts: 164MI6 Agent
    Hm, yeah. I don't really hate them, I like them but don't love them, but I'd have to agree. Put me down as DAF, LALD and TMWTGG.
  • DrMaybeDrMaybe Posts: 204MI6 Agent
    edited October 2008
    So Dr Maybe has AVTAK in his top 5! :D

    Yes! Your point?

    AVTAK was a return to what the series is all about- an over the top fun day at the movies. It had 2 great villains in Walken and Jones(even Lundgren, if I may be so bold), a great theme song, Tanya Roberts was hot, the stunts spectacular. Even Moore looked less weary in it. Overall, one of the best from an enjoyment perspective, as are all in my top 10. I don't approach the Bonds as if I'm watching Olivier doing Hamlet. That was never what they were intended to be.
  • Sweepy the CatSweepy the Cat Halifax, West Yorkshire, EnglaPosts: 986MI6 Agent
    edited November 2008
    Made my mind up, it'd have to be DAF-LALD-TMWTGG

    Guy should never have had returned
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  • zaphodzaphod Posts: 1,183MI6 Agent
    Seahawk wrote:
    TMWTGG (1974) TSWLM (1977) MR (1979). The first of these is like watching 30 minutes worth of storyline padded out to nearly 2 hours of screen time, the second is like an overblown subaquatic remake of YOLT & the 3rd is like watching an imitation of a parody of a Bond film.
    I consider "Carry On Spying" to be a better espionage thriller than any of them. Whilst Eighties Bond films were decidedly "hitty missy" the quality threshold was nevertheless higher than the decade which preceded it.

    Couldn't agree more. And just for balance, and to offset fans of The Jolly Roger, his first outing in LALD was a lot better than the lacklustre DAF where a paunchy Sean just dialled it in. Before drawing flak from Sean fans (of whom I'm one) DAF was an unworthy epitaph for his tenure (to say nothing of the even worse NSNA)
    To what extent the actor playing Bond should carry the can is an interesting question in itself. These are massive productions, with a multitude of factors that influence the outcome. That said each actor has influenced the overall tone and shape of the films as the producers attempt to play to the lead actors strengths and capabilities, and mitigate their shortcomings. Lack of humour for Dalton, acting experience for Lazenby etc. Sometimes, as in the cases of Lazenby & Dalton this results in some fine Bond movies, but not in the particular trio that you mention, which are for me real series lowpoints.
  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    edited October 2008
    Monique wrote:
    My three are : AVTAK (certainly not Roger's fault), TLD and LTK. Those 2 films not only had my least favorite Bond, Timothy Dalton, but they had a cheesy quality to them, a tinny 80's feel if you will. It's hard to describe, but I know it when I see it. Dalton's films have always seemed like TV movies to me, not the usual big Bond quality. Kind of a Big Bond (Bang) Theory I guess...maybe that's my Party affiliation Loeff. :)) Go big or go home. :D
    I completely agree with Monique. :D

    There are Bond films which, for whatever reason, have disappointed me (YOLT and DAF from the Connery era, TMWTGG from the 70's Moore films, TND from the 90's Brosnan films and CR,) however the only Bond films which are IMO, relatively speaking, truly terrible are AVTAK, TLD, LTK and DAD. 1985-'89 was IMO the series' dark ages.

    First, there was AVTAK, arguably the worst Bond film of all time, which was so bad that not even Roger Moore could save it (although to be fair, his age did play a minor part in the horror that was AVTAK.) I don't think it has any redeemin feautes whatsoever, except perhaps it didn't feature Dalton.

    TLD was IMO the second worst Bond film of all time. Featuring, by far, my least favourite Bond, what made it so bad IMO was that it was so boring. While AVTAK was incredibly offensive (due to it hijacking GF's entire plot and destroying it), TLD has to be one of the dullest 'action thrillers' ever made. Add to that, arguably the single worst lead Bond performance of all time, as well as unmemorable villains, an unforgettable Bond Girl and a mess of a script, and I think that the makers of TLD should be forced to publicly apologise for it. :#

    I don't hate LTK as much as I hate AVTAK and TLD (LTK is my fourth least favourite Bond film), but it does really depress me that a film with such a brilliant concept, and such a great villain, would be executed so poorly. The main culprits would surely be the screenwriters, but I also think that bringing back Dalton (who produced arguably the second worst lead Bond performance of all time) was a massive mistake. If Brosnan had starred in it, or a younger Connery or Moore, I think it could have been lot better. Especially if the screenplay had been improved.

    BTW NP and the President of the Cinematic Bond Traditionalists have suggested that QOS, could if coupled with DAD and CR, constitute another dark age for the films. Truthfully, while I hated DAD (Brosnan aside), I didn't really dislike CR (although I wasn't particularly impressed with it), and I hope to at least enjoy QOS.

    The Craig films may eventually be viewed as an unfortunate aberaton, :v, I don't believe however that they will ever equal the dark ages of 1985-'89. :#
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  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,484MI6 Agent
    Your week off doesn't seem to have refreshed you, DS!

    Hey Maybe, I have no quibble with AVTAK. But as you can see it's a bete noir around here. I agree with you on your plus points. {[] It's a slick, unpretentious piece of work.
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • stumac7stumac7 ScotlandPosts: 295MI6 Agent
    Have to agree

    DAF - Awful, just awful and I really like Connery
    LALD - Possibly worse
    TMWTGG - Liked this when I was about 10 but find it rather stupid now
  • Pud2002Pud2002 Posts: 65MI6 Agent
    stumac7 wrote:
    Have to agree

    DAF - Awful, just awful and I really like Connery
    LALD - Possibly worse
    TMWTGG - Liked this when I was about 10 but find it rather stupid now

    +1
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