Dr No Jnr Screws Up
Napoleon Plural
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"My time has come and the time is now...
Many decades ago, my father was thwarted in world domination by a certain British spy, who put paid to his underwater lair, built over many years at great expense.
It is time to avenge his memory. For the last 10 years, I have hired Dubai contractors to assemble my underwater mall of a scale to make Crab Key look like a dinky shopping arcade. Now that Bond is a low-rent Daniel Craig type, no one can stop me now...
I have personally overseen construction myself and am ready to put the finale touches to the project... Miss Ting, will you hand me that hammer? This is the final nail to be inserted..."
TWACK!
"Oh dear... this glass wall appears to be cracking. We can fix this surely.."
"FIVE SECUNDS UND COUN-TING!"
Oh bugger!
To the tune of:
"My time has come and the time is now...
Many decades ago, my father was thwarted in world domination by a certain British spy, who put paid to his underwater lair, built over many years at great expense.
It is time to avenge his memory. For the last 10 years, I have hired Dubai contractors to assemble my underwater mall of a scale to make Crab Key look like a dinky shopping arcade. Now that Bond is a low-rent Daniel Craig type, no one can stop me now...
I have personally overseen construction myself and am ready to put the finale touches to the project... Miss Ting, will you hand me that hammer? This is the final nail to be inserted..."
TWACK!
"Oh dear... this glass wall appears to be cracking. We can fix this surely.."
"FIVE SECUNDS UND COUN-TING!"
Oh bugger!
To the tune of:
"This is where we leave you Mr Bond."
Roger Moore 1927-2017
Roger Moore 1927-2017