What have you got against me?

Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,467MI6 Agent
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I'm an esteemed film director, as popular in Britain as in America. I directed many classics such as The 39 Steps, Psycho, North by Northwest and Rear Window. Yet you insist on blocking my name out. My name is Alfred Hitchcock!

May I appeal to the namesake of one of my famous movies, SiCo, to remedy this situation? (lugubriously) Or I may ar-rrange for an un-fortuuuunate mishap to befa---aaaall you some time...
"This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

Roger Moore 1927-2017

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  • Dan SameDan Same Victoria, AustraliaPosts: 6,054MI6 Agent
    :)) Seriously, however, it is extremely annoying that we can't say the name of arguably the greatest film director of all time. :# On the previous site, we couldn't say the second part of his name; but now we can't say the entire name.

    BTW, NP, what's with all the pictures? Most of your posts lately contain pictures. :))
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  • 72897289 Beau DesertPosts: 1,691MI6 Agent
    Isn't it a matter of context?

    Or did I miss something?
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    must admit the over eager censoring is quite annoying, especially when saying "what shots should i put in my cocktail?"

    what turns out to look like a rather kinky question is in fact simply a request for people suggestions for what ingredients to put in my c ocktail.

    "zis iz ratha imbarasing, i downt now wat to say"
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  • JamesbondjrJamesbondjr Posts: 462MI6 Agent
    I wonder if you can post anything about Scunthorpe United without being censored?

    Obviously not!

    That was Scu nthorpe United by the way

    Hope there are no fans on here :))
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  • SiCoSiCo EnglandPosts: 1,371M
    That should be fixed please let me know if you come across any others. It's too hard to work out what will and won't be censored, unfortunately it would take far too much computing power to work out the context of each post and censor appropriately!
    Simon
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,467MI6 Agent
    Alfred-Hitchcock_l.jpg

    "Thaaaaaaaank you! I did so much not want to beee barrrrrrrred..."
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • HardyboyHardyboy Posts: 5,906Chief of Staff
    More discrimination--this time against the great detective Dick Tracy!

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  • SiCoSiCo EnglandPosts: 1,371M
    The great detective is back!
    Simon
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,467MI6 Agent
    Now, what about the German porn star, Ivana W@nkalot?
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    I was surprised, that bullshit and bullocks are not being censored anymore
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  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,998Quartermasters
    Bondtoys wrote:
    I was surprised, that bullshit and bullocks are not being censored anymore

    They're a form of currency where I work :#

    X-(

    :D
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  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,467MI6 Agent
    What, when you're about to get paid, they say how do you want it, heads or tails? :))
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,998Quartermasters
    ...Well, one is exchanged...and the other taken... :#
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