Which Cell Phone would you choose for Bond ?
jamesfan
Posts: 56MI6 Agent
Is there a Bondberry ?
Does Bond require a license to call also ?
Does Bond require a license to call also ?
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Well....I'd rather have a mobile phone that works )
The new i-phone has all sorts of bugs...and mainly it's hardware faults NOT software...there has even been talk of a re-call....
Could def imagine Bond with an iPhone...
1. People who hate things.
2. Irony.
3. Lists.
Thanks, I'll enjoy it until then and let you know when something goes wrong.
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Reports of the iphone problems have been greatly exaggerated, I have not had any problems with mine, included the "death grip" and I have tried to get mine to loose signal.
But no, Bond would not use an iphone, he would use a Qphone
That wouldn't surprise me at all....but several respected news-outlets ARE reporting hardware problems with the new i-4...such as your ear being able to disconnect calls ! Are these reports true..?...possibly...I guess people will have both good and bad experiences with these...
What would you 'do' with a loose signal if you got one ?
I like my signal like I like my women
Oops, typo on my part.
Here is an interesting article comparing the iphone "death grip" with other smart phones on the market. It seems iphone's competition also has weak antenna spots, the media is just really blowing the iphone out of proportion. I heard that less than 1% of iphone 4 owners have reported any signal problem.
http://www.apple.com/antenna/
(Bit bitter, former Viao user myself - I switched to Toshiba)
I can see Bond (on duty,) using something more Samsung, Nokia or even LG based. If its wrecked, its no great loss if its thrown away. The Iphone for his own time off duty. But again, I don't hold with 007's singular brand designer label wardrobe, and the fact all phones in the current Bond universe are Sony Ericksons!
Jamesfan, in the end, the phone, car, clothing, computer even the watch you choose need to be right for you. - Then your inner 007 after that! Thats how I chose my dinner suit, laptop, watch and phone, in that order!
I have no idea if any of these problems are true or not...the i-4 is a great looking mobile and I suppose jealousy can creep in...although the BBC did report that the i-4 had hardware problems and this may lead to a mass re-call....I guess time will tell
And it would appear that we share the same traits in our women -{
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Yep...it is...kinda takes the gloss off if you have to use it though...but thats life...the guys at work tell me that the i-4 is set for a re-call...I don't know if thats true though...as a personal preference though, I find the i-phone too big...it's a cracking phone...just too big...
...a friend of mine got Sky+HD the second week it came out...he had the engineer out 3 times a week for a month....some chap round the corner from him couldn't get it to work at all....I guess some folks are just lucky -{
However, I bet his phone would have a totally custom firmware designed by Q Branch.
I could also see him using the Sony Ericsson Xperia X10, which is a gorgeous phone.
I'm a real fan of Sony Ericsson - I have one of their phones now, BUT this one has had really bad reviews - which is a shame.
I do like these smart phones, but my money is on one of these puppies -
I like the tech in the Iphone, it just looks so damned brittle!
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The hilarous thing about that scene is only Mr.White had the common sense not to get up.
Lol! You must have loved the Sony E in Tomorrow Never Dies, what with its in built Tazer prongs! I like the idea of a stun grenade, hows this...?
Q branch - Bond and Q in the foreground. various staff running about. Two dummies and a brick wall set up are in the background.
Q - Now remember 007, it has sat nav, android interface, back up battery including my own spec and - 500 hours extra talk time! I have disabled Facebook and Twitter for obvious reasons.
Bond - I take it you have added your own little additions Q? Speed dialing perhaps?
Q - You asked! The touch screen is also acts as a DNA and palm scanner, the camera can take infra red or night shots, don't fiddle with the USB connection - it carries a variable and unstoppable disrupt and destroy computer virus, oh! and a new development. - See this red Bluetooth symbol? When active, it creates a local disrupter field, jamming audio and visual bugs and scanners. It has its own internal power source, range 20 feet. Now, the best bit. Here take this, this one is yours.
(Q gives Bond the phone. He picks up a second one, with a casing of a different colour.)
Bond - Ah here we go, the party piece.
(Q makes a face, but starts typing on the display)
Q - send a text to the phone itself - the detonation code is your double oh number, followed by hash then 001. Send like this.
(He presses a button)
Q - Then throw like this. (Q thows the phone - when it arcs past the dummies it gives a targeted camera flash burst as well as smoke at both , before it lands near the brick wall)
Bond - (Disappointed) Its a knock out Gas and flash grenade? Q thats hardly original, even if it does use the face recognition!
Q - You never learn 007. Duck and cover!
There is a pregnant pause. The gas dissipates...
BOOM!
The room shudders, dust settles, and where the wall was, is a massive crater gouged out of the floor. The dummies are floored nearby, but both are still in one piece. The crater is quietly smoking while lights are gently swinging from the ceiling.
Q - (Grinning brightly) The C4 reacted with the add on power source better than I had anticipated! Excellent.
A deskphone rings. - An assistant answers it, their eyes go wide, and then they dash over. They whisper something to Q.
Bond - Good vibrations?
Q - Not exactly. M wants to see me, the detonation set off the bomb alert upstairs. I forgot the Prime Minister is in this afternoon's security meeting....
Where did you see crutches ?
Nice.
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Anyway, I still haven't seen a real Bond type cell phone. The iPhone 4 has that nice strong metal detail. But might not be functional enough with the problems in the news recently. I think Bond would pick a cell phone like he picks cars and watches. Strong, functional, and reliable. Something with the latest technology with the design of something like a Vertu. Afterall, the way he tossed his cell phone in Quantum would be problematic for a lot of current models...
If you look very carefully you can see the crutches laying down on the floor, in the isle at the start of the row of seats
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Was that before or after the topless scene ? );)
That said, I'm a Droid X user, and as far as versatile gadgets go, the Droid is more or less a Q-Branch gizmo out of the box...