Make Your Ideal Bond

thesecretagent

Make your own perfect Bond film - Just for a laugh:

1) Bond (1): Daniel Craig

2) Car (1): Aston Martin V12 Vantage Pro-Drive

3) Weapons (2/3): Walther PPK/Fairburn & Sykes Commando Dagger/H & K MP5

4) Girls (2/3): Isabella Scorupco/Famke Jensen/Megan Fox

5) M (1): Stephen Fry

6) Q (1/If any): John Cleese

7) Moneypenny (1/If any): Keeley Hawes

8) Locations (3): Australia/Swiss Alps/Afghanistan

9) Watch (1): Rolex Submariner (stainless)

10) Villian (1): Alan Rickman

Thunderpussy

Bond, DC everyone tells me he's the Best
Car, DC dosen't need one ,He's so fit he runs every where
Weapons, DC dosen't need weapons,their for wimps.
Girls, DC doesn't need girls, so the tabloids say.
M, DC knows who the villians are he doesn't need to be told.
Q, DC doesn't need gadgets so doesn't need Q.
Monneypenny, DC hasn't needed Moneypenny and never will.
Locations, Close to the directors Home.
Watch, DC knows the given time across the world ( keeps insert shots to a mininum ).
Villian, Only one man big enough to take on DC and thats DC himself

thesecretagent

Yeah, we all get it now. You don't like Daniel Craig...

Thunderpussy

Please accept secretagent that ALL my posts are done with my tongue firmily in my cheek, Someone elses tongue if I'm lucky. But I'm suprised at how quickly you picked up on my subtle hints of not liking Craig.

Loeffelholz

Thunderpussy wrote:

Please accept secretagent that ALL my posts are done with my tongue firmily in my cheek, Someone elses tongue if I'm lucky. But I'm suprised at how quickly you picked up on my subtle hints of not liking Craig.

Indeed you are a master of subtext But of course most of us have a particular Bond actor with whom we're personally dissatisfied, so no worries {[]

thesecretagent

Thunderpussy wrote:

Please accept secretagent that ALL my posts are done with my tongue firmily in my cheek, Someone elses tongue if I'm lucky. But I'm suprised at how quickly you picked up on my subtle hints of not liking Craig.

Yeah, I really had to read between the lines.

Thunderpussy

Second attempt,
Bond, George Lazenby, still think he could of been one of the best.
Car, Lotus, had a poster on my wall as a boy of it, still love it.
weapons, ppk, knowing nothing about guns I'll stick with the classic.
Girls, No One in particular just lots of them.
M, Patrick stewart, although not expanding his role.
Q, Catherine Tate, Female q, why not ?
Moneypenny, Catherine Parkinson, English Comdey actress from The IT Crowd.
Locations, S.Africa, Canada & Norway
Watch, Rolex submariner (stainless)
Villian, Jean Reno

DEFIANT 74205

1) Bond: Timothy Dalton

2) Car: Bentley Continental GT

3) Weapons: Walther PPK, the weapon that Major Boothroyd chose

4) Girls: Keira Knightley/Angelina Jolie

5) M: Sir Patrick Stewart

6) Q: John de Lancie ... just kidding Sir Ian McKellan

7) Moneypenny: Marina Sirtis

8) Locations: Netherlands Antilles

9) Watch: ... whatever ...

10) Villian: Malcolm McDowell

And finally, theme song performer: Dame Shirley Bassey

thesecretagent

Thunderpussy - I like Catherine Tate as Q - never thought of a woman doing it. And I too think Lazenby could have been a great Bond if he'd stuck around.

Defiant - Bentley Continental is a good choice, and would suit Dalton I think.

Number24

Bond: Sean Connery or Daniel Craig
Car: any Aston Martin he has ever used
Weapons: Walther PPK and P99, Fairbanks-Sykes commnado knife
Girls: Aishwarya Rai, Christina Hendricks, Laetitia Casta
M: Tom Wilkinson or Bernard Lee
Q: Hugh Laurie
Moneypenny: Honeysuckle Weeks
Locations: Indonesia, Norway, Moscow metro
Watch: Do I look like I give a damn?
Villan: Mikael Persbrandt
Theme song performer: Dame Shirley Bassey, U2, Beyonce, Katie Melua

Mr_Ice

1) Bond: Craig
2) Car: Bently Continental
3) Weapons: PPK, BHP, Ruger Redhawk, FS Knife
4) Girl: Scarlet Johansson
5) M: Bernard Lee or if it has to be someone living: Ian McKellan
6) Q: John Cleese: a female Q would be cool, but Qute from the Gardner books was a little much
7) Moneypenny: no
8) Locations: Belize, the Andes, New York city
9) Watch: Rolex Explorer
10)Villan: Alan Rickman: man he's good at being bad

DaltonFan1

1) Bond: Timothy Dalton
2) Car: Aston Martin Volante
3) Weapons: Walther PPK, exploding key-ring, signature gun
4) Girl: Scarlet Johannson
5) M: Richard Harris
6) Q: Desmond Llewellyn
7) Moneypenny: Lois Maxwell
8) Locations: Bahamas/Miami, St. Petersburg, Venice
9) Watch: something with a laser and explosive detonator
10) Villain: Mads Mikkelsen