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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... I think I'll call you 'C'...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Flattery will get you nowhere - but...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ... there has to be a first time for everything...
  • MarcAngeDracoMarcAngeDraco Piz GloriaPosts: 564MI6 Agent
    Watch closely 007, the right arm goes in the right sleeve, thus, and the left arm in the left sleeve thus. Now note closely: pockets, poppers and zipper. Now take the lower part of the zipper and insert it in the...
    Film: Tomorrow Never Dies | Girl: Teresa di Vicenzo | Villain: Max Zorin | Car: Aston Martin Volante | Novel: You Only Live Twice | Bond: Sir Sean Connery
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...hole. Monsieur Mendel here represents the Basel Bank, Switzerland, holding the stakes. You have...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    .. Three little pigs guarding the ...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... the world's largest ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...Barry Manilow collection...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .....They're priceless and, ....... and very .....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...much for a blunt Instrument to understand...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... I will be compassionate with you, and try to have you assigned to
    the Siberian Philharmonic Orchestra. They're ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...dug out of shafts of diamond bearing clay at depths of up to 3000 ft. The whole process, from start to finish, is...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... A real labour of ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ... patient research entirely for that purpose, 007. And incidentally, we'd appreciate...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... a detachment of men and some .....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • MarcAngeDracoMarcAngeDraco Piz GloriaPosts: 564MI6 Agent
    curry for a few weeks.
    Film: Tomorrow Never Dies | Girl: Teresa di Vicenzo | Villain: Max Zorin | Car: Aston Martin Volante | Novel: You Only Live Twice | Bond: Sir Sean Connery
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    We'll dine on 'Raie Au Beurre Noir' tonight, James old boy - if you...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...hear me scream tonight, I shall have sat on a cane chair.
  • MarcAngeDracoMarcAngeDraco Piz GloriaPosts: 564MI6 Agent
    Bottoms up!
    Film: Tomorrow Never Dies | Girl: Teresa di Vicenzo | Villain: Max Zorin | Car: Aston Martin Volante | Novel: You Only Live Twice | Bond: Sir Sean Connery
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... Your objective is to penetrate the ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...island populated exclusively by women- we won't see...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... dick, Tracey, and you're still under arrest.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    You have a strange way of showing your gratitude.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    It comes from not growing up at all.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • MarcAngeDracoMarcAngeDraco Piz GloriaPosts: 564MI6 Agent
    I've never killed a midget before.
    Film: Tomorrow Never Dies | Girl: Teresa di Vicenzo | Villain: Max Zorin | Car: Aston Martin Volante | Novel: You Only Live Twice | Bond: Sir Sean Connery
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Well, you're forgetting one thing. If I fail to report, 008...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...must do his little trickie in 8 seconds, then nursie will give baby his candy. Mm...?



    (C&D- Oh VERY good with the Dick Tracy one! :)) :)) :)) )

    (and MarcAnge- :)) :)) :)) re midget/not growing up)
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    And for my next trick I'll..........
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...make you vanish!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Aston Martin call it the vanquish, we........
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
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