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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    .... he's sitting at your desk, he's kissing your lover, he's eating breakfast with your...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...orphan children, so here we are. This game is called ...
  • MarcAngeDracoMarcAngeDraco Piz GloriaPosts: 564MI6 Agent
    --Never mind that! Go and get the....
    Film: Tomorrow Never Dies | Girl: Teresa di Vicenzo | Villain: Max Zorin | Car: Aston Martin Volante | Novel: You Only Live Twice | Bond: Sir Sean Connery
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    Son-of-a-bitchin' saboteur!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Alright keep your hair on.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • MarcAngeDracoMarcAngeDraco Piz GloriaPosts: 564MI6 Agent
    Along with the rest of you.
    Film: Tomorrow Never Dies | Girl: Teresa di Vicenzo | Villain: Max Zorin | Car: Aston Martin Volante | Novel: You Only Live Twice | Bond: Sir Sean Connery
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    If that's all, gentlemen...?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... Before you go, however, I very much regret to inform you that a dangerous development has
    recently been brought to my notice ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    .....it's obviously a trap......
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... Don't go back to your hotel, senor. They'll be watching you.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    I'd rather stay in a morgue
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I hear that the Hotel Tropicana is quite comfortable
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    I'm afraid the beds too small
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    No, it's the right size- for me, that is.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    I'll be the judge of that
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    I hope you don't snore!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    But first you must rest for a while ... Rest, .... Rest, .......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Never on Duty sir
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Your country has only the highest respect for you and your many years of service.
    When your current posting is completed, you'll be awarded GCMG with full honors
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    Thank you, Sir, that's a great comfort.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    I did call you an exemplar of British fortitude
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I've been reassigned. Temporary suspension from field work
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    Oh you'd be surprised the amount of wear and tear that goes on out there, in the field.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Sir, I respectfully suggest that you change my assignment to...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ... California- must be the place to start...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ...testing an old adage: "Unlucky at cards..."
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ..."happiest in the saddle."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    I got me a regular Ben Hur down here
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... at the bottom of the Tiber.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    Difficult to hear under water.
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