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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    And incidentally, we'd appreciate its return, along with all your other equipment, INTACT for once, when you...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...ship me back to the island and let him ask in person. I'm not in the habit of...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ......Playing the stock markets with his clients funds
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    At least they won't be using heroin flavored bananas to finance revolutions.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    Hardly. We're much more sophisticated than that.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Interesting. Where were you measured for this?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,175MI6 Agent
    I'm not mad about his tailor, are you?
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Oh, you mean your American friend Jinx? Soon to be the victim of a tragedy. An ice palace can...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...be melted down and recast, is all but untraceable, which makes it unlike diamonds ideal for smuggling, attracting the...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ....four cornerstones of power, headed by the greatest brains in the.......
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...bikini- no concealed weapons!
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Now, if you take the top off, you will find a little red button. Whatever you do,...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...use this device. For short periods only, of course, say about 4 minutes...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ...at a time like this.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    But I may not be in the mood then.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    I've been waiting for you to take care of me, personally.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Well, nothing would give me greater pleasure, but unfortunately I do have a...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ....great restaurant in kerachi, we could just make......
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...a Fabergé egg, sir, one of the jewelled eggs by Carl Fabergé as a gift for...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ....her majesties Faithfull.......
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...sisters, who wanted to visit each other every day. Unfortunately they ran out of money, so....
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ....'s my aunt.....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ... is keeping all my secrets safe tonight. And nobody does it better, though sometimes I wish...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    .....I came to kill you.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    Keep trying, damn it!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    I only kill proffesionals
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    I'm so glad. You're much too nice to be mixed up in anything like this.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You'll see what no one else can see Now I'm ...... (#)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • MarcAngeDracoMarcAngeDraco Piz GloriaPosts: 564MI6 Agent
    ...done. And the bitch...
    Film: Tomorrow Never Dies | Girl: Teresa di Vicenzo | Villain: Max Zorin | Car: Aston Martin Volante | Novel: You Only Live Twice | Bond: Sir Sean Connery
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... in a bikini. No concealed ...
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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