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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    It depends whether your mission is peace or revenge.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    Oh, I'm just here for the birds.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    And the flight out of here ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    You have a job to do, I expect you on a plane this afternoon
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • MarcAngeDracoMarcAngeDraco Piz GloriaPosts: 564MI6 Agent
    It's your lucky day Jim! You're going skydiving!
    Film: Tomorrow Never Dies | Girl: Teresa di Vicenzo | Villain: Max Zorin | Car: Aston Martin Volante | Novel: You Only Live Twice | Bond: Sir Sean Connery
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    The high altitude low opening jump, the HALO jump, is where we get the most fatalities.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    There should be a parachute under your seat, put it on
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    But of course. Now watch closely, please, 007. The right arm goes in the right sleeve, thus, and the left arm in the left sleeve, thus. Now, note closely, please, pockets, poppers and zipper. Take the lower part of the zipper and insert it into the...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... ring houses the impulse conductor circuit.
    It's magnetic. I mustn't touch it with any part of the ....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...seven chakra points- energy centres, like the heart or genitals. The purpose of these implements is to....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ....see how badly he wants it.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    They couldn't possibly pass up even the slightest chance of getting their hands on...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... Standard CIA equipment, and the CIA placed you with ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    .....A capture or kill order out on.....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... It's from none of the usual sources...
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    .....you know who to trust.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I could use an extra pair of eyes!
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Interesting anatomical titbit, but probably the most useless piece of information Ive ever heard! You'll have to do......
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...the same old grind. You know, checking radiation shields for replacement. By the way, where's yours?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    being flown over here on loan from the Americans on the back of ...
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    a Vulcan...at an altitude of 45,000 feet...armed with...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...a water pistol?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    All you have to do is just take your gun. Here we have a little lady, here we have a little man,
    and here we have a big ........
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... Bulgarian they use as a killer. Just the man for...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...a sweet distraction for an hour or two, had no Intention to...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... be debriefed and declared fit for active service. You can only return to duty when you've passed the tests, so take them seriously. And...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...you are to have DNA replacement therapy. Let me explain the 2 phases. First, we...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... have played out a variety of attack strategies on the new ....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...back end of horse!
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Standard operating procedure.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
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