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  • DEFIANT 74205DEFIANT 74205 Perth, AustraliaPosts: 1,881MI6 Agent
    What should I say to an invitation from a strange gentleman?
    "Watch the birdie, you bastard!"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,873Chief of Staff
    Sorry old man- Section 26, Paragraph 5. Need to know. Sure you understand!
  • DEFIANT 74205DEFIANT 74205 Perth, AustraliaPosts: 1,881MI6 Agent
    Last time you said that, you went off to Jamaica. I haven't seen you in six months!
    "Watch the birdie, you bastard!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Then you'd better keep moving.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,873Chief of Staff
    How much time have I got?
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,764Chief of Staff
    The same six minutes you gave me.
    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,873Chief of Staff
    Make it a quarter of a million or get someone else.
  • DEFIANT 74205DEFIANT 74205 Perth, AustraliaPosts: 1,881MI6 Agent
    You've hardly distinguished yourself, have you? You were to observe Mr Goldfinger, not borrow his girlfriend! Instead of that, Goldfinger goes off to Europe, and it's only by the grace of God, your friend Leiter, and my intervention at the British Embassy in Washington that you're not in the custody of the Miami Beach Police!
    "Watch the birdie, you bastard!"
  • DieAnotherDayDieAnotherDay Glasgow, ScotlandPosts: 460MI6 Agent
    Tell it to the concierge.
    ....and the best he ever managed was a sermon on the mount.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Let's stay under cover
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    is zere anything ze matter Sir Hilary?
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • DieAnotherDayDieAnotherDay Glasgow, ScotlandPosts: 460MI6 Agent
    "I'm now as you can see...completely unarmed"
    ....and the best he ever managed was a sermon on the mount.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    That's close enough.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    You liked my little valentine eh?
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Evidently she did. With due respect, sir,
    I played your war games for three weeks
    and I only got killed once.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,764Chief of Staff
    With an exploding teddy-bear.
    YNWA 97
  • DieAnotherDayDieAnotherDay Glasgow, ScotlandPosts: 460MI6 Agent
    Well you're a lousy shot
    ....and the best he ever managed was a sermon on the mount.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,873Chief of Staff
    Mr Bond, bullets do not kill. It is the finger that pulls the trigger.
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    I am now aiming precisely at your groin. So speak now or forever hold your peace.
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,873Chief of Staff
    Suppose for argument's sake that I don't feel like talking?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I work for the British government. The more you tell me the more I can help you.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,873Chief of Staff
    As charming as you are, Mr. Bond, I will be keeping my eye on our government's money.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    that's what the $5 million were for, your shares?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,873Chief of Staff
    I'm giving you the opportunity to walk out with the money, Mr Bond.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    There's $2 million in that suitcase. I'll split it with you.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,873Chief of Staff
    He wants me to do him a favour! My knee aches every single day- twice as bad when it is cold. Do you have any idea how long winter lasts in this country?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You have arrived at a propitious moment, considered to be your country's one indisputable
    contribution to Western Civilization, Afternoon tea. May I press you to a cucumber sandwich?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,873Chief of Staff
    It goes against my nature, you know.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    They say you're judged by the strength of your enemies.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,873Chief of Staff
    Someday, you'll have to make good on your innuendos.
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