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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    Officially that was never confirmed.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    That's preposterous. We know exactly where that ship was positioned.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    A missionary brought one back from the Amazoco.

    (Position... missionary... ?)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Bit off the beaten track, ........

    ( it must be always in your thoughts :)) )
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ....what were you doing in.......
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...Finland- stabbed to death in a ladies' sauna bath, sir. Madrid- burnt in a blazing bordello, sir. And Tokyo, sir- garroted in a geisha house.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Hardly relaxing but most satisfying.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    It usualy is.
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Beautiful. Now, having just met you, I - wouldn't go as far as calling you a cold-hearted bastard...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Hope springs eternal
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    Family motto.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    You can switch off so easily, can't you? It doesn't bother you? Killing those people?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Well it's all a matter of perspective
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    Everyone needs a hobby.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Here for the hunting season?
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Do you know much about guns?
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    Oh, no. As a matter of fact I had a dotty old aunt die and leave me some stables, so I thought it might be rather fun to breed and raise horses.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle?
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    I'm not a sporting man Fraulein, even when...
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...the stakes are right?
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Then you have no objections to raising the stakes?
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Any higher and my ears will pop...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ....am I going to have a problem with....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... keeping the British end up...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ....with a twist.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    That's one trick I've never learned. Perhaps you'll show me how it's done.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    It's quite simple really heat signature recognition......
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...is no guarantee of efficiency.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    And what happens when the buyer discovers this?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    He acts, while other men just talk.
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