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  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Please sign the damage waiver
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • KDevereauxKDevereaux Posts: 124MI6 Agent
    ...no thanks, I don't like cockfights...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Choose your next witticism wisely Mr bond, it may be your last
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Why don't we have a bite of lunch and discuss it?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    I had lunch, but I seem to have missed dessert.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    You'll come over for dinner... and I'll cook you a wonderful angel cake.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    That looks fantastic! What's in it?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... curare with an effective psychedelic compound....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ..and tangerine, sugar and ackee and cocoa bean....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... held together by your pills and your drink ....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,171MI6 Agent
    ...order a round on my chit...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ....We've just won the lottery.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,171MI6 Agent
    I find the parallel amusing...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... and it's only thanks to Leiter and my diplomatic intervention that you're not being held by the Miami Beach police!
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    On what grounds, exactly?
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Mmm. Something to do with killing 007.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Well at least he died on the job, he'd have wanted it this way.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    I'm so happy you chose our half-couch, hinged-panel, slumber-on casket. I'm sure your brother would...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...much rather dance...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... into the fire when all we see is the view to...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ... something very, very interesting-. this glass-handled sword, the only one of its kind in the world, was owned by...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ....my brother in law Billy bob, he's got the fastest....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...Aston Martin DB5 with modifications. Now, pay attention, please....
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ....I won't keep you for more than an hour if you give me your undivided......
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    .... balls. I brought a book on the subject. There's a picture of my ...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    ...Aubergine, before his untimely demise.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Just goes to show no one's indestructible.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    There is a man called Bond...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    What of it ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    He's good, even by my standards.
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