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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    If you're the best they have, they'll more likely try to cover up your .......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...unpleasantries. 50 years after the superpowers carved Korea in two, and then you...
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    project a spot on the moon!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    That's perfectly feasible, sir, as a matter of fact we're working on one now.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Surely there's a restaurant, a sports club up there. I've seen them advertised.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    I know a good restaurant in kerachi, we could just make dinner.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    You don't mind if we start? The souffle can't wait.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    No, Mr Bond. I expect you to...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... buy me a pint...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    Better make that two.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Why because you didn't come alone?
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    Relax, I've got upwards of 30 agents out there.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,171MI6 Agent
    ...marching down the street...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ...with the usual goon squad, and....
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,171MI6 Agent
    ...a suitable girl from the...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... Revenge department. Of course, my first job would be finding the man who...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ....tried to kill you, go back to sleep.
    ( don't Jamaicans ever sleep? )
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    I would, you know. Only M would have me court-martialled for illegal use of...
    (How would I know? I'm a Channel Islander) -{
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ...a passport and matching credit cards.
    ( reassigned to station ci then) :D
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    You'll draw it from Q branch with the rest of your equipment in the morning.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Oh, yes. All government property has to be accounted for. But as I said before, we won't always...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ...return this equipment in pristine condition........
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,171MI6 Agent
    ...tomorrow at dawn...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    ... wearing a clown suit...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ...with some rather smart looking luggage.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    Normally to open a case like that, you move the catches to the side. If you do...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,171MI6 Agent
    ...I'll put you across my knee...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,825Chief of Staff
    It's not very comfortable, is it?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    It's tested for one, 007.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,171MI6 Agent
    Everything looks good from here...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
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