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  • KDevereauxKDevereaux Posts: 124MI6 Agent
    "...the tape you are about to hear..."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    ...in that case, we're going to need some more champagne.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    This should be your 20th, I believe.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    In fact, quite a few thousand. Now, this is the part I like best...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ....we should warn you, some viewers might find these images.....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... shocking. Positively shocking.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    But not this one!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    He blew a fuse.
    ( :)) nicely done c&d -{)
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    His control panel will light up like Christmas tree!
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    I always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    Eggnog on Christmas Eve, just like home!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    Never mind that, go and get the brandy!
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Your predecessor kept some cognac on the top...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... it was a 30-year-old Fiend, indifferently blended, sir. With an overdose of ....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,171MI6 Agent
    ...mango, banana and tangerine...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... though a handful of children were produced with phenomenal IQs. But there was a side effect - they...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    ...surrendered to the British in Austria, believing they would join them and wage war against the communists. But...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,171MI6 Agent
    ...the operation will be organised according to Kronsteen's plan...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    ...to form an international cartel to control not only production but distribution of...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,171MI6 Agent
    ...heroin-flavoured bananas...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Well, that all sounds lovely.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,171MI6 Agent
    She's the only joy in this dreary place
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Well, I must say, you become more beautiful every day
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,171MI6 Agent
    You think we better, huh?
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    You know me better than that. There you go, smiler, have you seen everything you came to see?
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,171MI6 Agent
    Yes, it's a good season...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... Not if you're a ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    ...Cuban hit man, Hector Gonzales. The Greek police were able to...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,171MI6 Agent
    ...finish dressing...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .. You'll find fresh clothes in here. I hope they fit. We didn't get your sizes till last night
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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