The james bond quote conversation

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  • DieAnotherDayDieAnotherDay Glasgow, ScotlandPosts: 460MI6 Agent
    Let's stay undercover.
    ....and the best he ever managed was a sermon on the mount.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    And afterwards we can run amok! Or, if you're too tired we can walk amok.
  • DieAnotherDayDieAnotherDay Glasgow, ScotlandPosts: 460MI6 Agent
    After you .... I insist
    ....and the best he ever managed was a sermon on the mount.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    I wasn't sure you'd accept a formal invitation.
  • DieAnotherDayDieAnotherDay Glasgow, ScotlandPosts: 460MI6 Agent
    I think you've just delivered it
    ....and the best he ever managed was a sermon on the mount.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    I suppose you're right, we would be better off working together. Détente?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    That's Detente, General. You don't have it, We don't have it.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    There's always something formal about the point of a pistol.
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Walther PPK, 7.65 millimeter. Only three men I know use such a gun. I believe I've killed two of them.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    Rubbish, Bond is alive. Unless you killed him, Mr Osato. Don't tell me you let him go....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Well, you gave it your best shot.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    He charges a million a shot!
  • DEFIANT 74205DEFIANT 74205 Perth, AustraliaPosts: 1,881MI6 Agent
    Gentlemen, you can have your million today, or ten million tomorrow!
    "Watch the birdie, you bastard!"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    I'm guessing this is not official?
  • DieAnotherDayDieAnotherDay Glasgow, ScotlandPosts: 460MI6 Agent
    You always did have a small mind, James.
    ....and the best he ever managed was a sermon on the mount.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    It depends, Mr Bond, on which side of the glass you are.
  • DieAnotherDayDieAnotherDay Glasgow, ScotlandPosts: 460MI6 Agent
    Relax, a mouse with sneakers on couldn't get through....
    ....and the best he ever managed was a sermon on the mount.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Oh, I doubt that.
    In any case, no one is coming to your rescue, Mr. Bond. In a few short hours, the United Nations will receive my Yultide greeting. The information that I now possess the scientific means to control, or to destroy, the economy of the whole world. People will have more important things to deal with than you.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    But you are so WRONG!! Cos even after I've slaughtered you and your little girlfriend, your people would still welcome me with open arms because they need what I know.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I... don't suppose you'd care to share that information with me?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    You left me for 5 months in a room with no air, the property of the Chinese. Did I betray you? No, I stayed strong and protected you and kept you safe, while I had to suffer and suffer and suffer.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Revenge is not hard to fathom for a man who believes in nothing.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    Who do you believe? Me or Koskov?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Trust? What a quaint idea.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    I am superstitious
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Well, I like to do some things the old-fashioned way.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    The German army was very large in those days.
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,874Chief of Staff
    Too many free radicals, that's your problem.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    If you wanted, you could pick your own secret missions. As I do. Name it, name it. Destabilize a multinational by manipulating stocks. Bip. Easy. Interrupt transmissions from a spy satellite over Kabul... done. Hmm. Rig an election in Uganda. All to the highest bidder.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • DEFIANT 74205DEFIANT 74205 Perth, AustraliaPosts: 1,881MI6 Agent
    My dear girl, don't flatter yourself. What I did this evening was for King and Country. You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?
    "Watch the birdie, you bastard!"
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