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  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    from Latin America. Prices are...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    ...very expensive indeed, leaving myself and the phone company the only two...
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,819Chief of Staff
    ...antiquated bloody idiots fighting a war we don't understand and...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... all so mad little Alec can settle a score with the world, 50 years on.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,819Chief of Staff
    Revenge isn't hard to fathom for a man who believes in nothing.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Oh, please James, spare me the Freud. I might as well...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,167MI6 Agent
    ... put the evil eye on...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,819Chief of Staff
    ...all the men you've killed. Or if you find forgiveness in the arms of all those willing women for all the...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... time in the world. Time enough for life to...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,819Chief of Staff
    ...clean out the pipeline. This one's been designed to carry a...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... wife to the prince no longer of this world. The spiritual bridge to the secret church. Is my fate. By compelling me to earthly love, the gods themselves have...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,819Chief of Staff
    ...a permanent staff of doctors, nurses, even dentists. The whole process from start to finish is subject to an airtight security system. It's a necessary precaution, though the industry prides itself on...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... peace, unconditional love, and our little friend with the expensive acne.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Well that all sounds lovely.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,819Chief of Staff
    It is, isn't it? Too bad it's lost on everybody else.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Well, it just goes to show, no-one's...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,819Chief of Staff
    ...weighing approximately two tons. I make six trips a year to...
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    ...a small island in the Caribbean called...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,167MI6 Agent
    ...Bottoms Up...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,819Chief of Staff
    ...l hear that island's full of beautiful women. No men allowed.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,167MI6 Agent
    The truth is rather more disturbing,007...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,819Chief of Staff
    ... there's nothing but playboys and tennis pro's.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,167MI6 Agent
    It certainly pays to advertise...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,819Chief of Staff
    This operation was to be conducted discreetly!
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    Oh, a surprise! Hee hee hee...
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Speak up darling, I can't quite hear you...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,819Chief of Staff
    I wasn't listening, I was looking for those files.
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    I'm assigning you the task of recovering the microfilm copy...
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Can you make it bigger ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Only a matter of time.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
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