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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    We've got three minutes- what else do you call your bottom?
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    An excellent question. And one which will be hanging on the lips of the world quite soon. If I were to break the news to anyone it would be to you first, Mr Bond, you know that.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Did I over-complicate the plot?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    Just relax. I have a friend named Felix who can fix anything.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Can you give me a bearing?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    (Coming up fast from astern? :D )

    It's all right. We're on a prearranged flight program.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm never going to fly with anyone else.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    If God had wanted man to fly...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .. he'd have used it, if he'd wanted to speak to you.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    Jealousy from you, Mr Bond? I'm flattered!
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    They say you're judged by the strength of your enemies.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    For that, Major, I will accept the judgment of posterity.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I read your obituary of me...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,166MI6 Agent
    ...the unwanted child of a German missionary and a Chinese girl of ...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    ...limited means who lost a fight with a...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,166MI6 Agent
    ...Russian cipher clerk with a...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    ... Fabergé egg, sir- one of the jewelled eggs made by Carl Fabergé as a gift for...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... sensing people's weaknesses. Yours is women. Hers and mine are winning, whatever the cost. So when...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    ...Sir Angus Black, the great British beef baron, lost £10k to me in a game of poker and refused to....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... kiss my ass to ..
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    .... lose the hole and the match...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... Can I borrow a match?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    I have much, much better Bond-san....
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,166MI6 Agent
    ...a Dom Perignon '55 it would be a...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • KDevereauxKDevereaux Posts: 124MI6 Agent
    ...Red Dragon from Macao...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,166MI6 Agent
    Fascinating creatures, brave, but on the whole...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    ...a biological experiment, a physiological freak....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... Also plays a very good game of ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... word associations. Just tell me the first word that pops into your head. For example, I say, "Day" and you might...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • KDevereauxKDevereaux Posts: 124MI6 Agent
    ...have a 17.4 percent chance...
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