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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    ...that I'm not carrying enough insurance?
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    I hope not but accidents do happen.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Need I remind you, 007, that you have a licence to kill, not to break the traffic laws.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    Some people on the road really burn you up these days.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Send him on the A9. It's a direct route. You can monitor his progress more accurately and confirm it with the traffic cameras.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    Did you call the Auto Club?
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    You must be joking! 007 on an island populated exclusively by women? We won't...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    ...be using this Aston Martin DB5 with modifications. Now, pay attention please...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... and then you'll want to sleep. The doctor left strict orders you're not to be disturbed until this evening. He'll be delighted if you join him for dinner. - Will you be there?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    I wouldn't dream of not accepting his hospitality.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,166MI6 Agent
    This meeting is not a coincidence.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    It's extraordinary, isn't it? Almost as if...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,166MI6 Agent
    ...he will break any heart without...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... neurotoxins, histamine, serotonin, enzyme inhibitors.
    Scorpion venom. Also traces of .....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    ...nickel. Hardly ever used in Europe, comes from...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,166MI6 Agent
    ...the Sea Of Japan area, might I suggest...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    ...to have passports and landing cards ready in order to avoid unnecessary delay. On your left is....
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,166MI6 Agent
    ...a malt whisky and branch water...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    ... which I alone have created. From their first day on Earth, they will be able to...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,166MI6 Agent
    ...stimulate and tease me...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    ...on my laptop sitting in my pyjamas...
  • KDevereauxKDevereaux Posts: 124MI6 Agent
    ...take off your bathrobe please...
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    Oh, I would, but M would have me court martialed for...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... a somewhat *prickly* demeanour, and ironically enough, makes it...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • KDevereauxKDevereaux Posts: 124MI6 Agent
    A recently developed harmless radioactive device.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    It's small, but particularly dirty.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Much like those women who ventured into the desert looking for...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,812Chief of Staff
    {[] (nice one)

    ...a sweet distraction for an hour or two...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,166MI6 Agent
    ... are you free for lunch at...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... heading 036, 126 miles. Bearing 062, Havana .......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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