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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    The ship has been overflown by two Chinese MiGs - we believe they have hostile....
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    ... intercepts and countermeasures: titanium armour, a multitasking heads-up display, and six beverage cup holders. All in all, rather stocked!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    She was meant for you, but she's been reassigned to ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    ...a leading French industrialist. A staunch anti-communist with influential friends in the government.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    He went to school with the home Secretary.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    What do they teach at that school, ballet dancing?
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Ah the famous 007 wit! Or at least half of it.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    You don't seem to understand. You see, I enjoy my dancing.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    I'll settle for one dance.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    And I would, but, right now I need to find the man who tried to kill you. Go back to...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    ...your friends and report. Tell them, the little fish I throw back into the sea.
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    How about that?... I found the Hildebrand Rarity!
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    [Krest doesn't say that. He says "Goddam, I found it! Well, goddam I did...Me- Milton Krest. Whadya know about that?"]

    Hildebrand Rarity. Caught by Professor Hildebrand of the University of the Witwatersrand* in a net off Chagrin Island in the Seychelles group, April 1925.

    (* I did have to look that bit up!)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    And you've no idea what finding this has meant to me.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    A pleasure. I just hope I'm not interrupting anything.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    It makes no difference. The physical violation cannot be undone
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    James, that wouldn't really be ethical?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I don't know, but this sure beats the hell out of Harlem, don't it?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    [Krest doesn't say that. He says "Goddam, I found it! Well, goddam I did...Me- Milton Krest. Whadya know about that?"]

    Hildebrand Rarity. Caught by Professor Hildebrand of the University of the Witwatersrand* in a net off Chagrin Island in the Seychelles group, April 1925.

    (* I did have to look that bit up!)

    My quote was from the James Bond Omnibus 002 comic strips - just thought I'd clarify that. But point taken, I'll play by the rules if the comics don't count.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    There's no sense in looking for trouble. Just enjoy yourself, James. I'm sure you know how.

    [We haven't been using Jim Lawrence & co as canon, Ogg, that's what surprised me.]
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    It's all so boring here, Margot. There's nothing but playboys and tennis pro's...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ....I'm not a sporting.....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    ...masseuse. I come with compliments of the manager.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,167MI6 Agent
    Do you always dress this way for...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    ...crying out loud: another stiff-assed Brit, with your secret passwords. One of these days you guys will learn to...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    ...just reach inside his mouth and pull his....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Dirty PunkerDirty Punker ...Your Eyes Only, darling."Posts: 2,587MI6 Agent
    ...Toole. Would you...
    (Does it have to be a continuous quote or can I chop them up and make a franken-quote?)
    a reasonable rate of return
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    [Continuous quotes only, I'd say, unless the OP says otherwise]
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... men know any other way?
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,823Chief of Staff
    I know one or two who might get round to it.
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